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What would the emperor do?
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Debora Tsung
Perkone
Caldari State
#1 - 2014-04-24 13:42:12 UTC
Recently I read that some country invaded some other countries air space with some bombers, practice flights only ofc. etc. etc.

Immediately that news site was spammed with comments from (most assuredly very brave) people claiming that if that country was their house they would forcibly stop (aka kill) anyone they caught sneaking around their house with a gun in hand, no matter the fact that their house does not have 17 million inhabitants etc. and not caring whether the armed creepy guy was actually on their turf or just outside your fence (in range of sight, so to speak)...

Quite hilarious.

But that got me thinking, what would you do if you were an emperor?

I think I might have shown the merciless strength of my own military power and send my celestial engines of destruction to wipe that insulting little stain off my empires honor, maybe some of the pilots would have ejected in time and I could have (most graciously) returned them to their home and families, free prosthetics ofc. after all, the empire may forgive, but it never forgets. Cool

Stupidity should be a bannable offense.

Fighting back is more fun than not.

Sticky: AFK Cloaking Thread It's not pretty, but it's there.
Marcus Gord
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#2 - 2014-04-24 14:34:15 UTC
Probably this.

In a few moments you will have an experience that will seem completely real. It will be the result of your subconscious fears transformed to your conscious awareness.

http://i.imgur.com/LM2NKUf.png
Graygor
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#3 - 2014-04-24 14:50:24 UTC
As an ex armoured brigade officer i am fully entitled to this.

This thread is now about all things Warhammer / 40k.

"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." - Kenneth O'Hara

"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commissar "Cake" Kate
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#4 - 2014-04-24 17:06:19 UTC
I would sit in my tall, precariously undefended spire in a much too large for me chair while wearing a black robe, doing the finger pyramid of evil contemplation and saying "Good, good, just as I have forseen".



That's just me though.

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Debora Tsung
Perkone
Caldari State
#5 - 2014-04-24 17:16:55 UTC  |  Edited by: Debora Tsung
Haha, Warhammer 40K it is then. Big smile

My Emperor will send his Chaplain to smash everyone with his smashing thingy! Lol

Also, evil contemplating finger pyramid, a must have for every emperor with self esteem.

Stupidity should be a bannable offense.

Fighting back is more fun than not.

Sticky: AFK Cloaking Thread It's not pretty, but it's there.
jason hill
Red vs Blue Flight Academy
#6 - 2014-04-24 17:31:42 UTC
I`d send THIS in ...cos he can repulse anybody Twisted
Brujo Loco
Brujeria Teologica
#7 - 2014-04-24 20:20:34 UTC  |  Edited by: Brujo Loco
jason hill wrote:
I`d send THIS in ...cos he can repulse anybody Twisted


Totally lost in TranslationCry

Here is my lost in translation rebuttal

Inner Sayings of BrujoLoco: http://eve-files.com/sig/brujoloco
jason hill
Red vs Blue Flight Academy
#8 - 2014-04-24 21:04:58 UTC
bruco ...I wouldn't expect you to get that joke mate ...piers morgan is one of the most totally repulsive journalists to come out of the UK that he fled the country...... he then managed to get a job on us television and then totally pissed off the us public off .


hes a twatt
Webvan
All Kill No Skill
#9 - 2014-04-24 21:22:17 UTC
Why, buy a new set of clothes, of course! Cool

I'm in it for the money

Ctrl+Alt+Shift+F12
Bagrat Skalski
Koinuun Kotei
#10 - 2014-04-24 21:23:43 UTC
Declare war, win the war, occupy country, make another japan out of it. Lol

Custom ship skins, character creator style "repaint". Bring it!
Webvan
All Kill No Skill
#11 - 2014-04-24 21:33:40 UTC
Looks at CNN..
Hey! and I was right!
CNN Anchor: "Do you think this is due to the emperors 'new clothes'?"
Guest: "yes, I do believe you are on to something there..."

I'm in it for the money

Ctrl+Alt+Shift+F12
Graygor
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#12 - 2014-04-25 03:03:40 UTC
jason hill wrote:
I`d send THIS in ...cos he can repulse anybody Twisted


That should be banned under international weapons conventions. Forget SALT.... we need SALPM ASAP.

"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." - Kenneth O'Hara

"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commissar "Cake" Kate
stoicfaux
#13 - 2014-04-25 05:12:25 UTC
Use a laser to blind the pilots. Permanently. It would discourage such activities by encouraging such pilots' compatriots to disobey future orders from their (safe in the rear) leadership in regards to trespassing in my domain again.


Pon Farr Memorial: once every 7 years, all the carebears in high-sec must PvP or they will be temp-banned.
Webvan
All Kill No Skill
#14 - 2014-04-25 05:23:35 UTC
stoicfaux wrote:
Use a laser to blind the pilots. Permanently. It would discourage such activities by encouraging such pilots' compatriots to disobey future orders from their (safe in the rear) leadership in regards to trespassing in my domain again.


Laser Smaser, we just get Oprah Winfrey to hang a BA at 'em from atop the Eiffel tower, that's equivalent to an EMP attack I would reckon.

I'm in it for the money

Ctrl+Alt+Shift+F12
Snagletooth Johnson
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#15 - 2014-04-26 11:03:53 UTC  |  Edited by: Snagletooth Johnson
jason hill wrote:
bruco ...I wouldn't expect you to get that joke mate ...piers morgan is one of the most totally repulsive journalists to come out of the UK that he fled the country...... he then managed to get a job on us television and then totally pissed off the us public off .


hes a twatt

Piers Morgan...The only man to make the American Europhile Left Wing stop dead in there tracks, look at each other, and move the goal post a few steps back to the Right.