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Here is why I ask if you're a female eve player in Nacogdoches

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BootyNastier
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#1 - 2014-04-24 06:43:24 UTC
I discuss market strategies and missioning with two other eve players, and attempt to explain to my coworker. I've self sustained on the market in high and null, and PVPed in null. I manage a bar, and as much as I love my friends, a little new input would be entertaining. I already buy their drinks, 1 more couldn't hurt, buyt you'd have to prove you actually play. Gentleman are not excluded, just say "I know bootynasty" and I'll ask you what shot you want, but being in a small college town, I want to confirm with my own eyes that there might be a female player in Nacogdoches.
I'm looking forward to seeing the results, male and female.
Doc Fury
Furious Enterprises
#2 - 2014-04-24 06:45:31 UTC
Wat?



☼

There's a million angry citizens looking down their tubes..at me.
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#3 - 2014-04-24 06:47:18 UTC
Mmmmkay.





Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Schmata Bastanold
In Boobiez We Trust
#4 - 2014-04-24 06:49:11 UTC
You shouldn't drink your own bar alcohol supplies.

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Divine Entervention
Doomheim
#5 - 2014-04-24 06:49:19 UTC
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Chribba
Otherworld Enterprises
Otherworld Empire
#6 - 2014-04-24 07:13:31 UTC
So this is what the bonus room asks you to post now...

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Kaarous Aldurald
Black Hydra Consortium.
#7 - 2014-04-24 07:14:45 UTC
My vast command of the English language has failed me.

"Verily, I have often laughed at the weaklings who thought themselves good because they had no claws."

One of ours, ten of theirs.

Best Meltdown Ever.
Doireen Kaundur
Doomheim
#8 - 2014-04-24 08:19:54 UTC
Straight

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Inxentas Ultramar
Ultramar Independent Contracting
#9 - 2014-04-24 08:33:29 UTC
Pssst... Doireen... do you know nasty booty? Blink

* prepares for incoming b****slap *

Call me maybe?
Khador Vess
Pandemic Horde Inc.
Pandemic Horde
#10 - 2014-04-24 08:34:41 UTC
Dont drink your own pod goo, because this is what happens when you drink your own pod goo.
Grunanca
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#11 - 2014-04-24 08:40:08 UTC
1. stop drinking when working
2. stop going on eve forums when drinking while working
3. stop using your phone when drinking while working
Salvos Rhoska
#12 - 2014-04-24 09:06:31 UTC
Your avatar is missing its fedora.

PvE v PvP <> Old School Exploration <> CODE Licenses <> CODE Special Agent
Yarda Black
The Black Redemption
#13 - 2014-04-24 09:08:54 UTC
Read the post 4 times....

You want to buy a girl a drink, but you want some conformation its a girl? You live in Thailand or...?
Debora Tsung
Perkone
Caldari State
#14 - 2014-04-24 09:11:31 UTC  |  Edited by: Debora Tsung
Somehow I cannot believe that those drinks you supposedly serve any female eve player are not spiked... Straight

Stupidity should be a bannable offense.

Fighting back is more fun than not.

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Debora Tsung
Perkone
Caldari State
#15 - 2014-04-24 09:12:29 UTC
Grunanca wrote:
1. stop drinking when working
2. stop going on eve forums when drinking while working
3. stop using your phone when drinking while working

But all those things are no fun without drinking... Pirate

Stupidity should be a bannable offense.

Fighting back is more fun than not.

Sticky: AFK Cloaking Thread It's not pretty, but it's there.
Cassandra Aurilien
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#16 - 2014-04-24 09:14:58 UTC
Kaarous Aldurald wrote:
My vast command of the English language has failed me.



I'm about 50% sure he wants someone to walk to a bar in Nacogdoches and ask for Nasty Booty. And apparently he would prefer that it's a women doing this, but isn't picky.

That really sounds like it's the first half of a really bad joke.
Solecist Project
#17 - 2014-04-24 09:55:23 UTC
Are there any female EVE players in Austria?

I know some from Greece, Texas, Germany, South Africa,
some redneck state in the USA, but none from Austria.

I totally just want to have drinks with you and talk about game mechanics.

That ringing in your ears you're experiencing right now is the last gasping breathe of a dying inner ear as it got thoroughly PULVERISED by the point roaring over your head at supersonic speeds. - Tippia
Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#18 - 2014-04-24 10:02:51 UTC
Cassandra Aurilien wrote:
Kaarous Aldurald wrote:
My vast command of the English language has failed me.



I'm about 50% sure he wants someone to walk to a bar in Nacogdoches and ask for Nasty Booty. And apparently he would prefer that it's a women doing this, but isn't picky.

That really sounds like it's the first half of a really bad joke.

or a "dont trust creepy avatars anyone in eve on the internet" story.

Murderers of Negotiable Motivations

=]|[=
Salvos Rhoska
#19 - 2014-04-24 10:07:03 UTC
Seeking Finnish EVE players in the Helsinki region for park drinking in the finally arrived spring, and mutual EVE lols and profits!

PvE v PvP <> Old School Exploration <> CODE Licenses <> CODE Special Agent
Victor Andall
#20 - 2014-04-24 13:00:32 UTC
6/10

I've seen sadder attempts to try and get laid.

I just undocked for the first time and someone challenged me to a duel. Wat do?

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