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The days of "Erotica 1" are gone, and I AM GLAD

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KnowUsByTheDead
Sunlight...Through The Blight.
#81 - 2014-04-23 13:17:15 UTC
Nalelmir Ahashion wrote:
shouldn't scams be posted in crime and punishment forums?


Who's breaking the law, and who is being punished?

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Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the comedian is the only thing that makes sense.
Josef Djugashvilis
#82 - 2014-04-23 13:20:36 UTC
I always drank black tea and only tea until I was 53, then for some strange reason I switched to coffee and never drink tea now.

I think it was my mid-life crisis.

Better than dumping my family for a 20 year old girl, buying a silly sports car or a powerful motor bike to commit suicide on I suppose.

This is not a signature.
DJentropy Ovaert
The Conference Elite
The Conference
#83 - 2014-04-23 13:22:49 UTC
this thread is going places :)
KnowUsByTheDead
Sunlight...Through The Blight.
#84 - 2014-04-23 13:23:35 UTC
DJentropy Ovaert wrote:
this thread is going places :)


Indeed it is........long road to a lock.

Blink

Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the comedian is the only thing that makes sense.
Solecist Project
#85 - 2014-04-23 13:27:01 UTC
Josef Djugashvilis wrote:
I always drank black tea and only tea until I was 53, then for some strange reason I switched to coffee and never drink tea now.

I think it was my mid-life crisis.

Better than dumping my family for a 20 year old girl, buying a silly sports car or a powerful motor bike to commit suicide on I suppose.

Reminds me of a story a lawyer told me.

Some guy maaried a chick from thailand and now wants to get divorced.
He's sick of her, because she's acting like an immature teenager. I haven't seen her,
but according to the lawyer she's really hot looking with a nice pair of... eyes.


The divorce drags on, with her refusing and blabla and whatnot. His parents are depressed,
because she's pretty much ruining his life.

Last week he approached me and said...
"Do you remember that divorce I told you about? You'll never believe this!"





















Plot twist: She's a guy!


*sips coffee*

That ringing in your ears you're experiencing right now is the last gasping breathe of a dying inner ear as it got thoroughly PULVERISED by the point roaring over your head at supersonic speeds. - Tippia
KnowUsByTheDead
Sunlight...Through The Blight.
#86 - 2014-04-23 13:32:42 UTC
Solecist Project wrote:



*sips coffee*


Keep sipping your coffee.

Good, good.

Now I need a thread to necro.

TwistedTwistedTwisted

Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the comedian is the only thing that makes sense.
Xavier Higdon
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#87 - 2014-04-23 13:32:48 UTC
I'm just waiting for the pics of guys wearing nothing but "fighter jet guitarsolo" in mayo to pop up. You should have picked a shorter name, most people don't have 2 gallons of condiments lying around.
Solecist Project
#88 - 2014-04-23 13:35:18 UTC
Xavier Higdon wrote:
I'm just waiting for the pics of guys wearing nothing but "fighter jet guitarsolo" in mayo to pop up. You should have picked a shorter name, most people don't have 2 gallons of condiments lying around.

The favourite tool of every sadist?






















Miracle Whip.


*badum tish*

That ringing in your ears you're experiencing right now is the last gasping breathe of a dying inner ear as it got thoroughly PULVERISED by the point roaring over your head at supersonic speeds. - Tippia
KnowUsByTheDead
Sunlight...Through The Blight.
#89 - 2014-04-23 13:36:20 UTC
Solecist Project wrote:


Miracle Whip.


Mayo, Sol.

Mayo.

Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the comedian is the only thing that makes sense.
Solecist Project
#90 - 2014-04-23 13:38:55 UTC
KnowUsByTheDead wrote:
Solecist Project wrote:


Miracle Whip.


Mayo, Sol.

Mayo.

Almost the same difference. :p
Thanks for ruining my joke. d:

That ringing in your ears you're experiencing right now is the last gasping breathe of a dying inner ear as it got thoroughly PULVERISED by the point roaring over your head at supersonic speeds. - Tippia
James Amril-Kesh
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#91 - 2014-04-23 13:46:13 UTC
KnowUsByTheDead wrote:
FJGS is not Erotica 1.

This is known.

"Moon is no egg. Moon is goddess, wife of sun. It is known."
"It is known."

Enjoying the rain today? ;)
Ruskarn Andedare
Lion Investments
#92 - 2014-04-23 14:07:16 UTC
Fighter Jets GuitarSolo wrote:
Hi everybody! Come say hello to me next time you are in Jita! <3<3<3


People still use that cesspit ?!?
Leoric Firesword
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#93 - 2014-04-23 14:14:18 UTC
DJentropy Ovaert wrote:

She made me enough extra money to afford all officer mods on my mission running battleship!


suicide gankers running locator agents in 3...2...1...
Fighter Jets GuitarSolo
Krypteia Operations
#94 - 2014-04-23 14:24:26 UTC
Xavier Higdon wrote:
I'm just waiting for the pics of guys wearing nothing but "fighter jet guitarsolo" in mayo to pop up. You should have picked a shorter name, most people don't have 2 gallons of condiments lying around.


Maybe I have shares in Kraft and it would be good for business. Just saying. ITS A HYPOTHETICAL.

Evemail me or convo me in-game to inquire about my honest and ethical ISK doubling services! If you're in Jita, stop in and say Hi! ;) :D
Salvos Rhoska
#95 - 2014-04-23 14:26:31 UTC
Fighter Jets GuitarSolo wrote:
Maybe I have shares in Kraft and it would be good for business. Just saying. ITS A HYPOTHETICAL.


Or maybe you have nothing except a big mouth and a small *****.

PvE v PvP <> Old School Exploration <> CODE Licenses <> CODE Special Agent
Solecist Project
#96 - 2014-04-23 14:39:29 UTC
Salvos Rhoska wrote:
Fighter Jets GuitarSolo wrote:
Maybe I have shares in Kraft and it would be good for business. Just saying. ITS A HYPOTHETICAL.


Or maybe you have nothing except a big mouth and a small *****.

Irony. :D

That ringing in your ears you're experiencing right now is the last gasping breathe of a dying inner ear as it got thoroughly PULVERISED by the point roaring over your head at supersonic speeds. - Tippia
Fighter Jets GuitarSolo
Krypteia Operations
#97 - 2014-04-23 14:43:48 UTC
Salvos Rhoska wrote:
Fighter Jets GuitarSolo wrote:
Maybe I have shares in Kraft and it would be good for business. Just saying. ITS A HYPOTHETICAL.


Or maybe you have nothing except a big mouth and a small *****.


Please stop sexually harassing me.

Evemail me or convo me in-game to inquire about my honest and ethical ISK doubling services! If you're in Jita, stop in and say Hi! ;) :D
Salvos Rhoska
#98 - 2014-04-23 14:45:03 UTC
Fighter Jets GuitarSolo wrote:
Please stop sexually harassing me.


Please stop sexually arousing me.

PvE v PvP <> Old School Exploration <> CODE Licenses <> CODE Special Agent
Fighter Jets GuitarSolo
Krypteia Operations
#99 - 2014-04-23 14:45:43 UTC
Salvos Rhoska wrote:
Fighter Jets GuitarSolo wrote:
Please stop sexually harassing me.


Please stop sexually arousing me.


No I mean it, no means no.

Evemail me or convo me in-game to inquire about my honest and ethical ISK doubling services! If you're in Jita, stop in and say Hi! ;) :D
Solecist Project
#100 - 2014-04-23 14:46:40 UTC
Get a (bonus) room you two!

That ringing in your ears you're experiencing right now is the last gasping breathe of a dying inner ear as it got thoroughly PULVERISED by the point roaring over your head at supersonic speeds. - Tippia