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Hasikan Miallok
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#81 - 2014-04-22 23:06:59 UTC
KuroVolt wrote:
Meh, its been years since Ive been anywhere near Jita anyway.


Yesterday clone jumped to Jita for the first time in months to make some rattlers out of some Rattlesnake BPC I invested in when they were selling for like 4 for a billion ISK a few months back. I do not trust CCP to leave the mats the same in the summer rebalance.

But yeah, otherwise have no real reason to go anywhere near Jita and certainly have not undocked from Jita 4 in forever.
Nalelmir Ahashion
Industrial Management and Engineering
Mouth Trumpet Cavalry
#82 - 2014-04-22 23:15:06 UTC
So where is the streaming link?
Twitch I guess?
Antisocial Malkavian
Antisocial Malkavians
#83 - 2014-04-22 23:17:15 UTC
yay unlocked

And, isn't sanity really just a one-trick pony anyway? I mean all you get is one trick, rational thinking, but when you're good and crazy, oooh, oooh, oooh, the sky is the limit.

Nakami Saans
Conclave of Independent Pilots
#84 - 2014-04-22 23:18:40 UTC
I may just get into my cloaky, grab some popcorn, a beer, and enjoy the show

People: "You shouldn't burn bridges." Me: "I don't, I bomb them from orbit."
Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#85 - 2014-04-23 01:23:55 UTC  |  Edited by: Jonah Gravenstein
KnowUsByTheDead wrote:
Hell....

I will give 250mil to first 5.0 carebear who flies a SB battleship into the midst of a flashy red mob of bees.

I will buy the sec tags+give 250mil for the first 5.0 carebear that smartbombs the undock, regardless of criminal flags.

Before and after screens required, ofc. Blink

I'll add another 100 million to both prizes for Fraps of the events Twisted

API verified kills only + existing conditions. Prizewinners as decided by KnowUsByTheDead

In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.

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KnowUsByTheDead
Sunlight...Through The Blight.
#86 - 2014-04-23 01:55:55 UTC  |  Edited by: KnowUsByTheDead
Jonah Gravenstein wrote:
KnowUsByTheDead wrote:
Hell....

I will give 250mil to first 5.0 carebear who flies a SB battleship into the midst of a flashy red mob of bees.

I will buy the sec tags+give 250mil for the first 5.0 carebear that smartbombs the undock, regardless of criminal flags.

Before and after screens required, ofc. Blink

I'll add another 100 million to both prizes for Fraps of the events Twisted

API verified kills only + existing conditions. Prizewinners as decided by KnowUsByTheDead


And the fraps has to go up on Youtube with the opening of Also Sprach Zarathustra, Op. 30 as the background music...

Y'know, because I like comedy.

So the prizewinners have to.....

1. Provide before and after screens of your 5.0 status.

2. Provide proof that you are primarily a carebear as your profession. So that means full account API's for all acct's that you may have.

3. API verified battle-reports of the SB battleship attack and the loss of your carebearism.

4. Frapsed video with the above conditions outlined posted to YT and labeled "1 KnowUsByTheDead 13:11"

5. The video must contain the following subtitled text, as the transformation happens during the video: "When I was a carebear, I spake as a carebear, I understood as a carebear, I thought as a carebear: but when I became a PvPer, I put aside carebearish ways."

All of these conditions must be met to qualify for prizes.

*Note: Ships are provided by the entrants to the contest. Not my responsibility.

Big smileBlinkPirate

Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the comedian is the only thing that makes sense.
Asia Leigh
Kenshin.
Fraternity.
#87 - 2014-04-23 03:16:52 UTC
Salvos Rhoska wrote:
I applaud this content.

Well done.
Burn the fk out of it.



Something that I agree with Salvos on? *Shudders the thought*
Apply the damn rules equally >.>
Proletariat Tingtango
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#88 - 2014-04-23 03:53:27 UTC
Sabriz Adoudel wrote:
Really, really looking forward to putting the Goons to work making me ISK.

If they have fun doing it, even better.


" In the last few minutes of the film, we see Tim walking across the tidal flats with two red fox following close behind. Pretty neat, and I have to admit I too have had similar experiences. Anyone that spends as much time in the field as Tim and I have, will no doubt have had similar experiences."

"I remember once out at my bear viewing area sitting alone one day, and feeling a bit sleepy in the warm sun I decided to lay back and close my eyes for a moment, when I remember feeling that something was watching me. I slowly raised up and looked around, only to discover that a family of 6 coyotes had moved in behind me, the adult alpha's sitting within feet of me while the pups played nearby."

" After a few minutes, I decided to get up and walk across the meadow, only to have the whole family follow along beside me.

The only difference between Tim and I is, Tim felt that the fox were kindred spirits, whereas I knew that the coyotes were looking at me as they would any other large carnivore in the wild, and that hopefully I would lead them to food much as a bear or wolf would do."
Antisocial Malkavian
Antisocial Malkavians
#89 - 2014-04-23 12:08:03 UTC  |  Edited by: Antisocial Malkavian
lol thread must be dying down, past couple times Ive looked at the forums I had a couple hundred replies, I looked today an had two

Quote:
Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the comedian is the only thing that makes sense.


Or being insane, then you can laugh at whatever you want and noone pays attention... much to their detriment

Proletariat Tingtango wrote:
Sabriz Adoudel wrote:
Really, really looking forward to putting the Goons to work making me ISK.

If they have fun doing it, even better.


" In the last few minutes of the film


What I was immediately reminded of for no good reason:

http://youtu.be/STHpMUYeznQ

And, isn't sanity really just a one-trick pony anyway? I mean all you get is one trick, rational thinking, but when you're good and crazy, oooh, oooh, oooh, the sky is the limit.

Solecist Project
#90 - 2014-04-23 12:46:22 UTC
Jonah Gravenstein wrote:
KnowUsByTheDead wrote:
Hell....

I will give 250mil to first 5.0 carebear who flies a SB battleship into the midst of a flashy red mob of bees.

I will buy the sec tags+give 250mil for the first 5.0 carebear that smartbombs the undock, regardless of criminal flags.

Before and after screens required, ofc. Blink

I'll add another 100 million to both prizes for Fraps of the events Twisted

API verified kills only + existing conditions. Prizewinners as decided by KnowUsByTheDead

Not possible.

Jita 4-4 has a huge bubble
and one can't active smartbombs within their range towards a station or gate.
No idea if that sentence makes sense.

You can cheat though, using a big hull,
because smartbombs start from the hull.

Doesn't give you that much in highsec though.
The biggest battleship has around 1500m on its longest axis.

That ringing in your ears you're experiencing right now is the last gasping breathe of a dying inner ear as it got thoroughly PULVERISED by the point roaring over your head at supersonic speeds. - Tippia
KnowUsByTheDead
Sunlight...Through The Blight.
#91 - 2014-04-23 12:49:27 UTC  |  Edited by: KnowUsByTheDead
Solecist Project wrote:
Jonah Gravenstein wrote:
KnowUsByTheDead wrote:
Hell....

I will give 250mil to first 5.0 carebear who flies a SB battleship into the midst of a flashy red mob of bees.

I will buy the sec tags+give 250mil for the first 5.0 carebear that smartbombs the undock, regardless of criminal flags.

Before and after screens required, ofc. Blink

I'll add another 100 million to both prizes for Fraps of the events Twisted

API verified kills only + existing conditions. Prizewinners as decided by KnowUsByTheDead

Not possible.

Jita 4-4 has a huge bubble
and one can't active smartbombs within their range towards a station or gate.
No idea if that sentence makes sense.

You can cheat though, using a big hull,
because smartbombs start from the hull.

Doesn't give you that much in highsec though.
The biggest battleship has around 1500m on its longest axis.


Did you somehow think I was being serious, Sol?

C'mon, look at the next post down, and tell me again how serious of a post it was....

Lol.

Big smileTwistedPirate

*edit

Exactly how big is the bubble around 4-4, I wonder?

Time for science.

Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the comedian is the only thing that makes sense.
Adoris Nolen
Sama Guild
#92 - 2014-04-23 12:51:43 UTC
Why oh Why can't we use bombs in highsec?
Solecist Project
#93 - 2014-04-23 12:52:28 UTC
Undocking range in the front is around 30km...

That ringing in your ears you're experiencing right now is the last gasping breathe of a dying inner ear as it got thoroughly PULVERISED by the point roaring over your head at supersonic speeds. - Tippia
KnowUsByTheDead
Sunlight...Through The Blight.
#94 - 2014-04-23 12:58:47 UTC
Solecist Project wrote:
Undocking range in the front is around 30km...


So flying into a mob of flashy bees is entirely possible.

Just have to watch for Nado warp-in spots, and be ready when they land.

I'll also give 1b to the person that ejects an Orca full of shuttles....

Oh wait.

Big smileBlink

Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the comedian is the only thing that makes sense.
Kitty Bear
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#95 - 2014-04-23 13:35:16 UTC
Solecist Project wrote:



Also, what emergent, unorthodox content have you ever presented?


no more and no less than you have done.


You also seem to be missing my point, such a surprise.

Burn Jita is no different to Hulkageddon.
It's been done, it's old news.



I suggested "Burn New Eden" and you declined.
In internet speak that is "burn ALL the things" just so your clear as to what I meant.
but no, you don't want to do that

because someone might fight back ??
why is that a bad thing ?
does someone fighting back frighten you ?
surely a 'carebear' fighting back should be viewed as a good thing, a sign that they may be ready to leave carebearish ways behind ?
Nalelmir Ahashion
Industrial Management and Engineering
Mouth Trumpet Cavalry
#96 - 2014-04-23 13:42:11 UTC
As this is eve I predict CCP will want to do epic troll and as soon as the team will start burning jita a Jovian fleet will arrive shooting everyone in 3 jumps radius around jita and occupying it for 24 hours.
Anna Karhunen
Inoue INEXP
#97 - 2014-04-23 16:00:39 UTC
Dave Stark wrote:
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
FYI, the real action will be on the gates.



Traffic control + Burn Jita = Hilarity.

fish, meet barrel.


Barrel, meet dynamite.

As my old maths teacher used to say: "Statistics are like bikinis: It's what they don't show that's interesting". -CCP Aporia
Antisocial Malkavian
Antisocial Malkavians
#98 - 2014-04-23 18:18:51 UTC
Kitty Bear wrote:
Solecist Project wrote:



Also, what emergent, unorthodox content have you ever presented?


no more and no less than you have done.


You also seem to be missing my point, such a surprise.

Burn Jita is no different to Hulkageddon.
It's been done, it's old news.



I suggested "Burn New Eden" and you declined.
In internet speak that is "burn ALL the things" just so your clear as to what I meant.
but no, you don't want to do that

because someone might fight back ??
why is that a bad thing ?
does someone fighting back frighten you ?
surely a 'carebear' fighting back should be viewed as a good thing, a sign that they may be ready to leave carebearish ways behind ?


It would be absolutely hilarious if all of null decided to NAP for a weekend and to invade high sec and burn high sec entirely.

And, isn't sanity really just a one-trick pony anyway? I mean all you get is one trick, rational thinking, but when you're good and crazy, oooh, oooh, oooh, the sky is the limit.

Solecist Project
#99 - 2014-04-23 18:23:54 UTC
Kitty Bear wrote:
Solecist Project wrote:



Also, what emergent, unorthodox content have you ever presented?


no more and no less than you have done.


You also seem to be missing my point, such a surprise.

Burn Jita is no different to Hulkageddon.
It's been done, it's old news.



I suggested "Burn New Eden" and you declined.
In internet speak that is "burn ALL the things" just so your clear as to what I meant.
but no, you don't want to do that

because someone might fight back ??
why is that a bad thing ?
does someone fighting back frighten you ?
surely a 'carebear' fighting back should be viewed as a good thing, a sign that they may be ready to leave carebearish ways behind ?

I think there's a misunderstanding.

I have no issue with people killing people
and other people killing those people who killed people.


Hell.. KILL ALL THE THINGS, I DON'T GIVE A DAMN!


I hope we're clear now.


Let's hug! Ignore the knife! :D

That ringing in your ears you're experiencing right now is the last gasping breathe of a dying inner ear as it got thoroughly PULVERISED by the point roaring over your head at supersonic speeds. - Tippia
Marsha Mallow
#100 - 2014-04-23 19:06:14 UTC
A reliable source says Burn Jita Cancelled Due to Budget CutsStraight

Shall we just do it ourselves?

Actually I just worked out I have enough alts to put my own fleet up. BS is rly quick to train now, dont need any of them to have positive sec anyway. Is this an acceptable use for ISBoxer or no? Although last time I did a smartie BS fleet we killed each other >.> I was the only one who found it funny.

Ripard Teg > For the morons in the room:

Sweets > U can dd my face any day