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The days of "Erotica 1" are gone, and I AM GLAD

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DJentropy Ovaert
The Conference Elite
The Conference
#21 - 2014-04-23 06:21:55 UTC
March rabbit wrote:
feeling myself wanting to get into ISD....

just to close all these useless threads


Really: where are ISD when they needed?


I don't see anything here that violates any rules other then one user posting a obscene image that includes nudity.

I am a single father and play Eve to relax and sometimes my children look over my shoulder. I should not have to experience any content that is offensive like that.
Belt Scout
Thread Lockaholics Anonymous
#22 - 2014-04-23 06:37:44 UTC
DJentropy Ovaert wrote:
March rabbit wrote:
feeling myself wanting to get into ISD....

just to close all these useless threads


Really: where are ISD when they needed?


I don't see anything here that violates any rules other then one user posting a obscene image that includes nudity.

I am a single father and play Eve to relax and sometimes my children look over my shoulder. I should not have to experience any content that is offensive like that.


See that white box at the bottom of the page with the big 'T' in it? GD is barely safe for adults.

They say most of your brain shuts down on the EvE forums. All but the impatient side, and the sarcastic side. No wonder I'm still awake.

**This IS my main so STFU.
Jake Makbema
Eden Dominion Coalition
Scary Wormhole People
#23 - 2014-04-23 06:42:21 UTC
Victor Andall wrote:
Way to get yourself and your alts banned, Guitar Solo.

They could be alts, yes...
OR
You could start thinking straight and realize that we're all different people, for better or for worse.

Joseph Askold > In space nobody will hear you talk to yourself. Except Amarrians and Concord because they bugged your ship but thats another story.    I support James 315 and the New Order of Highsec. Read more at www.minerbumping.com
James Amril-Kesh
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#24 - 2014-04-23 06:47:20 UTC
I don't mind scams.
I don't mind people or alts shilling for scams.
I do mind having the same topic come up again and again.

Enjoying the rain today? ;)
Belt Scout
Thread Lockaholics Anonymous
#25 - 2014-04-23 06:53:19 UTC
James Amril-Kesh wrote:

I do mind having the same topic come up again and again.


UNLESS, it's one of the "I hate you all and I'm quitting EvE" threads. Then we can have a 15 page like-a-thon. Twisted

No brakes on the **** train.

/

They say most of your brain shuts down on the EvE forums. All but the impatient side, and the sarcastic side. No wonder I'm still awake.

**This IS my main so STFU.
Scipio Artelius
Weaponised Vegemite
Flying Dangerous
#26 - 2014-04-23 06:56:46 UTC
James Amril-Kesh wrote:
I do mind having the same topic come up again and again.

James, you've been around long enough to know that defines GD.
Fighter Jets GuitarSolo
Krypteia Operations
#27 - 2014-04-23 06:57:16 UTC
James Amril-Kesh wrote:
I don't mind scams.
I don't mind people or alts shilling for scams.
I do mind having the same topic come up again and again.


I might point out that there is no existing thread, to my knowledge, that would facilitate posts about my specific brand of ethical ISK doubling services. Perhaps you might point my clients to that thread, if it exists. Otherwise, I'm afraid my lucky clients might continue to post in what could very well be the wrong place, out of sheer excitement. Big smileSmile

In any case, it is nice to see some enthusiasm for ETHICS around here.

Evemail me or convo me in-game to inquire about my honest and ethical ISK doubling services! If you're in Jita, stop in and say Hi! ;) :D
Winchester Steele
#28 - 2014-04-23 06:57:26 UTC
James Amril-Kesh wrote:
I don't mind scams.
I don't mind people or alts shilling for scams.
I do mind having the same topic come up again and again.



Ummm. Have you read this forum? It's been the same 5 topics again and again since 2003.

Why this one bothers you so much is beyond me.

...

DJentropy Ovaert
The Conference Elite
The Conference
#29 - 2014-04-23 06:57:58 UTC
Belt Scout wrote:

See that white box at the bottom of the page with the big 'T' in it? GD is barely safe for adults.


That does not mean i should have to be subjected to pornographic images posted here.

For someone to post that - it is the same thing as breaking into my home and posting nude pictures all over my home. I see no difference, and I am offended.
Belt Scout
Thread Lockaholics Anonymous
#30 - 2014-04-23 07:05:21 UTC
Winchester Steele wrote:
James Amril-Kesh wrote:
I don't mind scams.
I don't mind people or alts shilling for scams.
I do mind having the same topic come up again and again.



Ummm. Have you read this forum? It's been the same 5 topics again and again since 2003.

Why this one bothers you so much is beyond me.


For the uninitiated;

1. PLEX is too expensive.

2. ISK doubling.

3.Nerf high/low/null sec.

4. You're all sociopaths and I'm quitting forever....again.

5. CCP isn't paying enough attention to me.

/

They say most of your brain shuts down on the EvE forums. All but the impatient side, and the sarcastic side. No wonder I'm still awake.

**This IS my main so STFU.
Seraph Essael
Air
The Initiative.
#31 - 2014-04-23 07:12:24 UTC  |  Edited by: Seraph Essael
DJentropy Ovaert wrote:
Belt Scout wrote:

See that white box at the bottom of the page with the big 'T' in it? GD is barely safe for adults.


That does not mean i should have to be subjected to pornographic images posted here.

For someone to post that - it is the same thing as breaking into my home and posting nude pictures all over my home. I see no difference, and I am offended.


*starts to print out 400 pages of naked men*... Where is it you live exactly, I'll be round asap...?

Seriously the **** that's pulled and that you pull in the NER channel and this is what you complain about...? Do you petition Nanvel or Stan or any of the others that you chat too?

You need your head sorting if posting an image from Silence of the Lambs and breaking into your house is the same thing...

Quoted from Doc Fury: "Concerned citizens: Doc seldom plays EVE on the weekends during spring and summer, so you will always be on your own for a couple days a week. Doc spends that time collecting kittens for the on-going sacrifices, engaging in reckless outdoor activities, and speaking in the 3rd person."
Belt Scout
Thread Lockaholics Anonymous
#32 - 2014-04-23 07:17:40 UTC  |  Edited by: Belt Scout
DJentropy Ovaert wrote:
Belt Scout wrote:

See that white box at the bottom of the page with the big 'T' in it? GD is barely safe for adults.


That does not mean i should have to be subjected to pornographic images posted here.

I'm sorry that naked people offend you.

For someone to post that - it is the same thing as breaking into my home and posting nude pictures all over my home. I see no difference, and I am offended.

No it's not the same. This forum AND the side game called EvE, are both minimum rated for Teens for a reason. It's is your responsibility to ensure your children are not subjected to nudity or vulgar language. Quite frankly, if something so silly as a pic from Silence of the lambs offends you, then how in the holy hell do you manage to play EvE for more than a few minutes?

They say most of your brain shuts down on the EvE forums. All but the impatient side, and the sarcastic side. No wonder I'm still awake.

**This IS my main so STFU.
Solecist Project
#33 - 2014-04-23 07:17:55 UTC  |  Edited by: Solecist Project
Making tea is an artform.

First and foremost, don't ever heat the water in the microwave.
It lowers the quality of the water and you obviously don't want that to happen.
Besides, it removes the whole point of making tea... the waiting.

Heat your tea the old fashioned way... and wait.
And while you wait you can calm down and relax.
Nothing important is going to happen anyway.
The water now is the center of the universe.

In the meantime you can prepare the tea and your cup.
Some prefer tea in bags, some in leaves or otherwise.
It doesn't really matter, as long as it's pure tea,
you take no shortcuts and you don't add sugar.

Appreciate the natural taste of tea without trying to add
sweeteners that yet again push you away from your calm,
inner self and instead turn you in a wanting, needing, artificial being.

As the water is heated, pour it into the cup. Sometimes it can happen that
teabags burst when hot water is poured onto them, so be aware of that.


And now... wait.


The water still is the center of the universe,
but now you have added LIFE!

Breathe slowly and think about how LIFE spreads into the water,
how chemicals spread itself to transform the pure water into delicious tea
to bring you joy and calmness.

Life!

As time goes by, you can reflect on your day or plan it in advance.

Stay calm and breathe slowly.
There is nothing important going to happen.
You don't miss out on anything.

All universe is in this cup of water.

Whatever exists outside is not important,
until you drank the last drop of water and refreshened your inner being
with the joy, calmness and depth of mind that helps you through life.


This, my friends, is how you make proper tea.

That ringing in your ears you're experiencing right now is the last gasping breathe of a dying inner ear as it got thoroughly PULVERISED by the point roaring over your head at supersonic speeds. - Tippia
DJentropy Ovaert
The Conference Elite
The Conference
#34 - 2014-04-23 07:21:59 UTC  |  Edited by: DJentropy Ovaert
Seraph Essael wrote:


*starts to print out 400 pages of naked men*... Where is it you live exactly, I'll be round asap...?

Seriously the **** that's pulled and that you pull in the NER channel and this is what you complain about...? Do you petition Nanvel or Stan or any of the others that you chat too?

You need your head sorting if posting an image from Silence of the Lambs and breaking into your house is the same thing...


I think you need to train Parody Detection to at least level I and snag the pre-req of general sillyness level IV first :)

*edit: why do you want to know where I live? Are you saying you would break into my home if you had that information?*
DJentropy Ovaert
The Conference Elite
The Conference
#35 - 2014-04-23 07:23:27 UTC
Solecist Project wrote:
Making tea is an artform.

First and foremost, don't ever heat the water in the microwave.
It lowers the quality of the water and you obviously don't want that to happen.
Besides, it removes the whole point of making tea... the waiting.

So beat your tea the old fashioned way... and wait.
And while you wait you can calm down and relax.
Nothing important is going to happen anyway.
The water now is the center of the universe.

In the meantime you can prepare the tea and your cup.
Some prefer tea in bags, some in leaves or otherwise.
It doesn't really matter, as long as it's pure tea,
you take no shortcuts and you don't use sugar.

Appreciate the natural taste of tea without trying to add
sweeteners that yet again push you away from your calm, inner self.

As the water is heated, pour it into the cup. Sometimes it can happen that
teabags burst when hot watdr is poured onto them, so be aware of that.

And now... wait.


Our water still is the ce ter of the universe,
but now you have added LIFE!

Breathe slowly amd think about how LIFE spreads into the water,
how chemicals spread itself to tra sform the pure water into delicious tea
to bring you joy and calmness.

As time goes by, you can refldct on your day or plan it in advance.

But stay calm and breathe slowly.

All universe is in this cup of water.

Whatever exists outside is not important,
until you drank the last drop of water and refreshened your inner being
with the joy, calmness and depth of mind that helps you through life.


This, my friends, is how you make proper tea.


YES. Darn it, Solecist, you have won my heart yet again.
Solecist Project
#36 - 2014-04-23 07:25:39 UTC
I corrected spelling mistakes and added a line.

That ringing in your ears you're experiencing right now is the last gasping breathe of a dying inner ear as it got thoroughly PULVERISED by the point roaring over your head at supersonic speeds. - Tippia
Bunnie Hop
Bunny Knights
#37 - 2014-04-23 07:26:07 UTC
Must...go....make....tea....
Fighter Jets GuitarSolo
Krypteia Operations
#38 - 2014-04-23 07:26:46 UTC
Solecist Project wrote:
I corrected spelling mistakes and added a line.


Mmm, tea.

This thread just got hot.

Evemail me or convo me in-game to inquire about my honest and ethical ISK doubling services! If you're in Jita, stop in and say Hi! ;) :D
DJentropy Ovaert
The Conference Elite
The Conference
#39 - 2014-04-23 07:28:09 UTC
You are all so wrong.

Coffee > Tea.

Just like honest, ethical, proper ISK doubling > scamming.

<3
Fighter Jets GuitarSolo
Krypteia Operations
#40 - 2014-04-23 07:29:33 UTC
DJentropy Ovaert wrote:
You are all so wrong.

Coffee > Tea.

Just like honest, ethical, proper ISK doubling > scamming.

<3


I agree with everything in this post. Big smileSmile

Evemail me or convo me in-game to inquire about my honest and ethical ISK doubling services! If you're in Jita, stop in and say Hi! ;) :D