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Keith Planck
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#1 - 2014-04-22 00:42:38 UTC  |  Edited by: Keith Planck
Are you a new corp starting out in C5 or C6 space? Need an extra push to fund that thing you want really bad?
Read 1000 guides on how to escalate with caps that leave you wanting more?
Maybe you don't have perfect skills but you'd like to figure out a way to run the sites anyways?


Then look no further then Keith's PvE Contracting Service!

Pay me isk, and I will help your corp get acclimated to wormhole space.

I can offer:

➶ Fits specifically tailored to your pilots
➶ Unorthodox tricks that the guides don't usually tell you about
➶ Teamspeak co-FCing for your first few sites to help things go smoothly
➶ Step-by-step walkthroughs for everything the guides don't tell you
➶ A very professional Demure, business is business after all.
➶ Safe, Easy, methods for any skill level
➶ And and unlimited amount of answers to any questions you may have!



Don't let THIS be the end to your corp's adventure into deep-hole space.

P.S. This is not a troll.

♞
Andrew Jester
Collapsed Out
Pandemic Legion
#2 - 2014-04-22 00:51:20 UTC
Will you also provide proper pony names for all capital ships?

If thuggin' was a category I'd win a Grammy
Keith Planck
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#3 - 2014-04-22 00:55:23 UTC
Andrew Jester wrote:
Will you also provide proper pony names for all capital ships?


If that's what they want to pay me for I guess?

♞
Jack Miton
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#4 - 2014-04-22 02:24:30 UTC
Skyfighters also offers dread protection for your mining fleets.

There is no Bob.

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lanyaie
Nocturnal Romance
Cynosural Field Theory.
#5 - 2014-04-22 02:30:57 UTC
While I understand that this service is great, I suggest you have a look at mine.
I will, completely free of charge, attend your capital escalation and make sure it runs smooth. I only require you to give me entrance to your wormholes and fit your caps exactly as I tell you to.
During this period some of my "friends" will attend with a fleet to make sure you're safe, we will stay there until you're done running sites.
Having said all that, I think I'm the better person for this job, after all, I have more forum likes.

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Sith1s Spectre
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#6 - 2014-04-22 04:05:35 UTC
Keith Planck wrote:
Are you a new corp starting out in C5 or C6 space? Need an extra push to fund that thing you want really bad?
Read 1000 guides on how to escalate with caps that leave you wanting more?
Maybe you don't have perfect skills but you'd like to figure out a way to run the sites anyways?


Then look no further then Keith's PvE Contracting Service!

Pay me isk, and I will help your corp get acclimated to wormhole space.
As a Sky Fighter merc, my reputation speaks for itself, there is no scam to be found here.

I can offer:

➶ Fits specifically tailored to your pilots
➶ Unorthodox tricks that the guides don't usually tell you about
➶ Teamspeak co-FCing for your first few sites to help things go smoothly
➶ Step-by-step walkthroughs for everything the guides don't tell you
➶ A very professional Demure, business is business after all.
➶ Safe, Easy, methods for any skill level
➶ And and unlimited amount of answers to any questions you may have!



Don't let THIS be the end to your corp's adventure into deep-hole space.

P.S. This is not a troll


I support this product and service

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Winthorp
#7 - 2014-04-22 04:41:06 UTC
Can confirm Keith knows his PVE 100% and if your corp is new to high end PVE he will get you sorted.

As a member of Sky he is bound to honor his word also for fear we will repo his ****.
Adoris Nolen
Sama Guild
#8 - 2014-04-22 04:44:02 UTC
I have personally used his services for c4 rr domi running & was very pleased. I highly recommend any corp looking to boost their isk/hr to hire him.
Sith1s Spectre
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#9 - 2014-04-22 05:13:00 UTC
Winthorp wrote:
Can confirm Keith knows his PVE 100% and if your corp is new to high end PVE he will get you sorted.

As a member of Sky he is bound to honor his word also for fear we will repo his ****.


Confirming we boot/awox people who don't honor their word

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Bob Artis
Rolled Out
#10 - 2014-04-22 05:57:03 UTC  |  Edited by: Bob Artis
Jack Miton wrote:
Skyfighters also offers dread protection for your mining fleets.


Can confirm. http://i.imgur.com/6ld0wUL.png

Sith1s Spectre wrote:
Winthorp wrote:
Can confirm Keith knows his PVE 100% and if your corp is new to high end PVE he will get you sorted.

As a member of Sky he is bound to honor his word also for fear we will repo his ****.


Confirming we boot/awox people who don't honor their word


Can confirm this aswell. Not sure if im allowed to post proof though :)
Hatshepsut IV
Un.Reasonable
#11 - 2014-04-22 06:21:14 UTC
I heard that Blood Union offers a similar service.

If you give them your j number and the times you like to run escals they will have a fleet standing by to stress test your cap fleets tank before you do a site.

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Angsty Teenager
Broski North
#12 - 2014-04-22 07:29:01 UTC
Lel.

potooto fleet and now this ur a funny guy man
Paikis
Vapour Holdings
#13 - 2014-04-22 08:04:14 UTC
Angsty Teenager wrote:
Lel.

potooto fleet and now this ur a funny guy man


You think he's joking? YOU THINK THIS IS A GAME!?
Angsty Teenager
Broski North
#14 - 2014-04-22 08:18:24 UTC
Paikis wrote:
Angsty Teenager wrote:
Lel.

potooto fleet and now this ur a funny guy man


You think he's joking? YOU THINK THIS IS A GAME!?


I know it Bear
RudinV
Sons Of Mother's Friend
Can i bring my Drake...
#15 - 2014-04-22 09:20:20 UTC
Hatshepsut IV wrote:
I heard that Blood Union offers a similar service.

If you give them your j number and the times you like to run escals they will have a fleet standing by to stress test your cap fleets tank before you do a site.

this is a bonus lesson from the OP, normally he provide us some intel, and after the test we share the benefits.
Le'Mon Tichim
Hedion University
Amarr Empire
#16 - 2014-04-22 13:11:39 UTC
Angsty Teenager wrote:
Paikis wrote:
Angsty Teenager wrote:
Lel.

potooto fleet and now this ur a funny guy man


You think he's joking? YOU THINK THIS IS A GAME!?


I know it Bear


Well finally, something you ACTUALLY know.

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Allna
Aim High
#17 - 2014-04-25 19:27:52 UTC
When I first read the subject line of this, before reading the body, I said to myself "Self, certainly whoever posted this must be from Blood Union...".

;)
Rall Mekin
End-of-Line
#18 - 2014-04-25 20:06:42 UTC  |  Edited by: Rall Mekin
Keith is my favorite carebear in game. He's smart, intelligent, and his stuff works.

Sky Syndicate honors our word, so it's legit.

(Note: this carebear has claws. He shouldn't be confused with the carebears we shoot daily.)
RudinV
Sons Of Mother's Friend
Can i bring my Drake...
#19 - 2014-04-25 21:33:24 UTC
Allna wrote:
When I first read the subject line of this, before reading the body, I said to myself "Self, certainly whoever posted this must be from Blood Union...".

;)

As my father say: there is no problem if u know too much, the problem begins when u start to talk too much. Think about this...and now I have to find a new spy in SkyS...
BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#20 - 2014-04-25 23:33:29 UTC
I am very interested in this service. Do you also provide additional content for the pve fleets? We wouldn't want to get bored.

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