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A pleasant experience with Jita's finest and an unexpected friend.

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Emili Klaus
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#1 - 2014-04-21 06:02:09 UTC
So today I was sitting in Jita, killing time reading local and chuckling at the quarrels between various players that were being made public. I was rather poor earlier today, and I am glad this is no longer the case! I spied the promise of some quick ISK. A doubler by the name of Fighter Jets GuitarSolo was offering her isk doubling service to anyone who read her rules and followed them. Natuarally, I was skeptical. I searched through her rules looking for some catch, or some little fine print that requires an extra something or rather like I had seen with so many other "Isk Doubling" services, and after seeing none decided that they were easy enough to follow. I tentatively sent her 50 million isk, not expecting to see a single cent back. Not 3 minutes later, my wallet flashed and a grin touched my face at the message of success she put out in local. Having a bit more cash to work with, I sent her the 100 million isk I had just gotten. 5 more minutes passed until my wallet flashed brightly with a 200 million isk transfer. After a quick and enjoyable chat with her, I decided to push my luck a bit. I contacted a friend, got a loan, and sent 400 million isk for my last attempt. My friend is glad I did, as we split the 800 million and went on our merry way, bountying Fighter Jets Guitarsolo as a token of gratitude.
Sabriz Adoudel
Move along there is nothing here
#2 - 2014-04-21 06:05:26 UTC
I was surprised at how many people managed to screw up the rules...

I support the New Order and CODE. alliance. www.minerbumping.com
Cyran Reinhard
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#3 - 2014-04-21 06:06:40 UTC
I, too, got my paltry 50m doubled! I bought a sweet new shirt with my winnings!
Yang Aurilen
State War Academy
Caldari State
#4 - 2014-04-21 06:06:55 UTC
Quote:

Jita, killing time reading local

Quote:

Jita, local

Liar Jita local doesn't exist.X

Post with your NPC alt main and not your main main alt!
Seraph Essael
Air
The Initiative.
#5 - 2014-04-21 06:08:42 UTC  |  Edited by: Seraph Essael
Fedo's... Get your Fedo's... Right here in this thread...

Get them quick before they all go...

Bargain...

Only 500,000,000 ISK and one can be yours...

"But I can get a Fedo off the market for cheaper" you say!

Yes, yes you could! But it is not one of these Fedo's. These have been specially bred to live for 20 year past the normal Fedo lifespan. They are also three times as effective at cleaning your ship hulls. And these also have the ability to be a Guard-Fedo with copious hours of training.

So come one, come all. These Fedo's could be yours at the low price of ONLY 500,000,000 ISK.

Limited stock.

Disclaimer: Fedo may or may not die due to neglect and overfeeding. Fedo may or may not view you as a threat and attempt to eat you.

Quoted from Doc Fury: "Concerned citizens: Doc seldom plays EVE on the weekends during spring and summer, so you will always be on your own for a couple days a week. Doc spends that time collecting kittens for the on-going sacrifices, engaging in reckless outdoor activities, and speaking in the 3rd person."
Fighter Jets GuitarSolo
Krypteia Operations
#6 - 2014-04-21 06:09:02 UTC
Emili Klaus wrote:
So today I was sitting in Jita, killing time reading local and chuckling at the quarrels between various players that were being made public. I was rather poor earlier today, and I am glad this is no longer the case! I spied the promise of some quick ISK. A doubler by the name of Fighter Jets GuitarSolo was offering her isk doubling service to anyone who read her rules and followed them. Natuarally, I was skeptical. I searched through her rules looking for some catch, or some little fine print that requires an extra something or rather like I had seen with so many other "Isk Doubling" services, and after seeing none decided that they were easy enough to follow. I tentatively sent her 50 million isk, not expecting to see a single cent back. Not 3 minutes later, my wallet flashed and a grin touched my face at the message of success she put out in local. Having a bit more cash to work with, I sent her the 100 million isk I had just gotten. 5 more minutes passed until my wallet flashed brightly with a 200 million isk transfer. After a quick and enjoyable chat with her, I decided to push my luck a bit. I contacted a friend, got a loan, and sent 400 million isk for my last attempt. My friend is glad I did, as we split the 800 million and went on our merry way, bountying Fighter Jets Guitarsolo as a token of gratitude.



I'm glad to have been of service BlinkBig smile

Don't be a stranger the next time you're in Jita Smile

Evemail me or convo me in-game to inquire about my honest and ethical ISK doubling services! If you're in Jita, stop in and say Hi! ;) :D
Capt Starfox
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#7 - 2014-04-21 06:11:20 UTC
Emili Klaus wrote:
So today I was sitting in Jita, killing time reading local and chuckling at the quarrels between various players that were being made public. I was rather poor earlier today, and I am glad this is no longer the case! I spied the promise of some quick ISK. A doubler by the name of Fighter Jets GuitarSolo was offering her isk doubling service to anyone who read her rules and followed them. Natuarally, I was skeptical. I searched through her rules looking for some catch, or some little fine print that requires an extra something or rather like I had seen with so many other "Isk Doubling" services, and after seeing none decided that they were easy enough to follow. I tentatively sent her 50 million isk, not expecting to see a single cent back. Not 3 minutes later, my wallet flashed and a grin touched my face at the message of success she put out in local. Having a bit more cash to work with, I sent her the 100 million isk I had just gotten. 5 more minutes passed until my wallet flashed brightly with a 200 million isk transfer. After a quick and enjoyable chat with her, I decided to push my luck a bit. I contacted a friend, got a loan, and sent 400 million isk for my last attempt. My friend is glad I did, as we split the 800 million and went on our merry way, bountying Fighter Jets Guitarsolo as a token of gratitude.


I am happy you had a pleasant experience, it really all comes down to the rules and you were able to follow them intently, good for you and you deserve your winnings! Blink

Abandon all hope ye who x up in fleet
PotatoOverdose
Handsome Millionaire Playboys
Sedition.
#8 - 2014-04-21 06:12:35 UTC
In before the lock. Cool
Claud Tiberius
#9 - 2014-04-21 06:13:15 UTC
http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/500x/48555236.jpg

Once upon a time the Golem had a Raven hull and it looked good. Then it transformed into a plataduck. The end.
Bao Xi
Krypteia Operations
#10 - 2014-04-21 06:22:29 UTC
Emili Klaus wrote:
After a quick and enjoyable chat with her, I decided to push my luck a bit. I contacted a friend, got a loan, and sent 400 million isk for my last attempt. My friend is glad I did, as we split the 800 million and went on our merry way, bountying Fighter Jets Guitarsolo as a token of gratitude.


That, right there, is what makes her Jita's finest.

Well done paying it forward. You're a model space citizen.

   Literally impersonating myself     http://i.imgur.com/WcpOt.gif    click click what deals click click
Felicity Love
Doomheim
#11 - 2014-04-21 06:28:40 UTC
...takes a deep breath and enjoys the flowery stench of scams and con artist asshattery in full bloom...

Big smile

"EVE is dying." -- The Four Forum Trolls of the Apocalypse.   ( Pick four, any four. They all smell.  )
Sibyyl
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#12 - 2014-04-21 06:31:47 UTC
What is that new song by Imagine Dragons? I really wanted to hear someone sing it..

Joffy Aulx-Gao for CSM. Fix links and OGB. Ban stabs from plexes. Fulfill karmic justice.
Snagletooth Johnson
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#13 - 2014-04-21 06:32:44 UTC
And the belly count of Erotica 1 Alts conitnues....
March rabbit
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#14 - 2014-04-21 06:34:56 UTC
one more alt to add to block list

The Mittani: "the inappropriate drunked joke"
Fighter Jets GuitarSolo
Krypteia Operations
#15 - 2014-04-21 07:18:22 UTC
Snagletooth Johnson wrote:
And the belly count of Erotica 1 Alts conitnues....



I actually have information that suggests that YOU sir, are in fact an Erotica 1 alt. Big smileBlink

Which reminds me...

"I have here in my hand a list of two hundred and five people that were known to the Secretary of State as being members of the Communist Party and who nevertheless are still working and shaping the policy of the State Department." -Joseph R. McCarthy

Evemail me or convo me in-game to inquire about my honest and ethical ISK doubling services! If you're in Jita, stop in and say Hi! ;) :D
Scipio Artelius
Weaponised Vegemite
Flying Dangerous
#16 - 2014-04-21 07:51:53 UTC
Fighter Jets GuitarSolo wrote:
... ...

Is this 'marketing campaign' part of the bonus room like the old forum threads from bonus round contestants/victims used to be?

Seems to be a lot of people coming and advertising your services at about the same rate as the old threads used to. Are they spamming Canibal Kane's evemail too?
Jake Warbird
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#17 - 2014-04-21 08:04:03 UTC
Yes I'll take one. No mayo please.

Sugar Von MurdererTits : Jake Warbird gets my vote for most intriguing and attractive male character in Eve.
Abrazzar
Vardaugas Family
#18 - 2014-04-21 08:09:21 UTC
It's like a monkey trying to copy human behaviour and failing hilariously...

Sovereignty and Population

New Mining Mechanics
Starbuck05
Abiding Ormolus
#19 - 2014-04-21 08:09:42 UTC
Talk about pathetic.. but i guess thats GD nowadays.. excuse me while i vomit my way out of this thread

Just because i am blond does not make me stoopid !
Tau Cabalander
Retirement Retreat
Working Stiffs
#20 - 2014-04-21 08:14:10 UTC
Seraph Essael wrote:
Fedo's... Get your Fedo's... Right here in this thread...

Not another Fedophile...
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