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An Ode to Solecist Project
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Marsha Mallow
#1 - 2014-04-19 22:21:39 UTC  |  Edited by: Marsha Mallow
Since I ruined her thread by blatant begging (I'm sorry) I have decided to run an event - for an hour or so, or however long I can get away with it

Do words in whatever format you like (keep it classy, people) dedicated to the beauty of Solecist Project*

Haiku, Limeric, Ode, Poetry, singing, quote the bible idc - make it good tho*

Prizes upto 1b*
Judge Solecist Project*
(and me. And others, tbc)*

*You may make helpful suggestions about how to improve the beauty
*Solecist may also write words about her own beauty - and yours
*You may make silly remarks and flirt amongst yourselves, but points will be deducted for badness
*If you incur the wrath of the CCL you will be arbitrarily banned from all future events
*If anyone would like to contribute ISK (not begging, just saying) send it to me, post to confirm & I'll confirm receipt

Go for it

Ripard Teg > For the morons in the room:

Sweets > U can dd my face any day
Belt Scout
Thread Lockaholics Anonymous
#2 - 2014-04-19 22:24:40 UTC
IB4TL


*facepalm* What?

They say most of your brain shuts down on the EvE forums. All but the impatient side, and the sarcastic side. No wonder I'm still awake.

**This IS my main so STFU.
Marsha Mallow
#3 - 2014-04-19 22:24:57 UTC
she made me do it

Ripard Teg > For the morons in the room:

Sweets > U can dd my face any day
Solecist Project
#4 - 2014-04-19 22:25:52 UTC
OOOOOOOhhhhh shiiiiit...............

LOL

That ringing in your ears you're experiencing right now is the last gasping breathe of a dying inner ear as it got thoroughly PULVERISED by the point roaring over your head at supersonic speeds. - Tippia
Serene Repose
#5 - 2014-04-19 22:26:23 UTC
This I can't believe.
Nothing up the sleeve.
IB4TL

We must accommodate the idiocracy.
Zenos Ebeth
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#6 - 2014-04-19 22:26:34 UTC

Solecist project ,
Don't worry , you're perfect
Even though your sight,
Will make all take flight.


Ugh


Bad posts are not welcome on these forums.  -CCP Falcon
Marsha Mallow
#7 - 2014-04-19 22:30:36 UTC  |  Edited by: Marsha Mallow
You are beautiful no matter what they say
Words can't bring you down....oh no
You are beautiful in every single way
Yes, words can't bring you down, oh, no
So don't you bring me down today...

No matter what we do
(no matter what we do)
No matter what we say
(no matter what we say)
We're the song inside the tune
Full of beautiful mistakes

I win, sending ISK now
ps. your eyeshadow is horrible, looks like a faded black eye

Ripard Teg > For the morons in the room:

Sweets > U can dd my face any day
Belt Scout
Thread Lockaholics Anonymous
#8 - 2014-04-19 22:35:51 UTC
This thread, killed by fire
We will begin another
Mods must stay busy

Big smile

They say most of your brain shuts down on the EvE forums. All but the impatient side, and the sarcastic side. No wonder I'm still awake.

**This IS my main so STFU.
BuckStrider
Nano-Tech Experiments
#9 - 2014-04-19 22:36:52 UTC
I wish I was a bar of soap.
So clean. So white. So shiny.
And every time Solecist took a bath.
I'd float around his hiney.

Mine smart. Mine safe. Purchase your mining permit today...... www.minerbumping.com
KuroVolt
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#10 - 2014-04-19 22:40:25 UTC
Goddamnit Sol, can you even stay away from the character creator for ONE day?!

BoBwins Law: As a discussion/war between two large nullsec entities grows longer, the probability of one comparing the other to BoB aproaches near certainty.
CETA Elitist
The Prometheus Society
#11 - 2014-04-19 22:43:17 UTC  |  Edited by: CETA Elitist
There once was a face
Who went by a name
And that name was solecist project.
that face was so bad,
I couldn't help but gag,
At the image which so pierced my head.
Belt Scout
Thread Lockaholics Anonymous
#12 - 2014-04-19 22:47:36 UTC
GD is too slow
We need rage quitters to burn
I should go outside

.

They say most of your brain shuts down on the EvE forums. All but the impatient side, and the sarcastic side. No wonder I'm still awake.

**This IS my main so STFU.
Karen Avioras
The Raging Raccoons
#13 - 2014-04-19 22:50:39 UTC
In stations my ship I dock
inb4 thread lock
Belt Scout
Thread Lockaholics Anonymous
#14 - 2014-04-19 22:50:40 UTC
Cant let that happen
Might miss a good barbeque
We need mobile app

They say most of your brain shuts down on the EvE forums. All but the impatient side, and the sarcastic side. No wonder I'm still awake.

**This IS my main so STFU.
Marsha Mallow
#15 - 2014-04-19 22:53:26 UTC
Contestants with things in mouths have to pay more, Belt Scout. Don't talk with your mouth full!

Oh and submissions now cost ISK. 10% of your net value per post. Hand it over.

Ripard Teg > For the morons in the room:

Sweets > U can dd my face any day
CETA Elitist
The Prometheus Society
#16 - 2014-04-19 22:54:16 UTC
Seriously though, get rid of the piercings IMO.
Keep the hair.
Adjust the camera angle.

And Most importantly, choose a softer lighting effect.
Solecist Project
#17 - 2014-04-19 22:56:13 UTC
CETA Elitist wrote:
Seriously though, get rid of the piercings IMO.
Keep the hair.
Adjust the camera angle.

And Most importantly, choose a softer lighting effect.

Pfffffff

That ringing in your ears you're experiencing right now is the last gasping breathe of a dying inner ear as it got thoroughly PULVERISED by the point roaring over your head at supersonic speeds. - Tippia
Belt Scout
Thread Lockaholics Anonymous
#18 - 2014-04-19 22:56:41 UTC  |  Edited by: Belt Scout
Marsha Mallow wrote:
Contestants with things in mouths have to pay more, Belt Scout. Don't talk with your mouth full!

Oh and submissions now cost ISK. 10% of your net value per post. Hand it over.


When I said bbq, I was talking about missing a fleet op on any rage quitter poasts. lol

They say most of your brain shuts down on the EvE forums. All but the impatient side, and the sarcastic side. No wonder I'm still awake.

**This IS my main so STFU.
CETA Elitist
The Prometheus Society
#19 - 2014-04-19 23:01:07 UTC
Solecist Project wrote:
CETA Elitist wrote:
Seriously though, get rid of the piercings IMO.
Keep the hair.
Adjust the camera angle.

And Most importantly, choose a softer lighting effect.

Pfffffff


Look who's talking :o
Solecist Project
#20 - 2014-04-19 23:02:38 UTC
Belt Scout wrote:
Marsha Mallow wrote:
Contestants with things in mouths have to pay more, Belt Scout. Don't talk with your mouth full!

Oh and submissions now cost ISK. 10% of your net value per post. Hand it over.


When I said bbq, I was talking about missing a fleet op on any rage quitter poasts. lol

To your defense...

... you're no BJ Artist. :)

That ringing in your ears you're experiencing right now is the last gasping breathe of a dying inner ear as it got thoroughly PULVERISED by the point roaring over your head at supersonic speeds. - Tippia
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