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The Bene Report: Why James 315 is not a true savior

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Morgause Aquitania
Doomheim
#1 - 2014-04-17 02:37:42 UTC
Capsuleers of New Eden,

The recent "New Order" phenomenon has caught the attention of our Sisterhood, and considering that it is built around a self-appointed leader, the so-called "Savior of Highsec", we have assigned our brightest minds to study it. Political and religious figures such as saviors, prophets, priests, emperors, presidents, dictators, etc. are our primary focus of research. Thus, we created a "Savior of Highsec Findings Committee", tasked with the job of studying the phenomenon.

We are the Bene Minmatar, a division of the Bene New Eden Sisterhood. We strive for the betterment of Mankind. Therefore we are Bene.

This is the summary of our complete report.

We have analyzed the psychological profile of James 315, we have studied his "Code" and his utterances, and we have weighed him, and he was found wanting.

1. He is not a true savior. A true savior would give his own life for his cause, asking nothing in return. He would die alone, naked in open space, ganked by all of his enemies, with no pod around him, and no clone backup. Upon dying, he would be reset to 0 SP. It is known that James 315 is seldom online, that his main corp is run by an alt, and that all his money comes from obscure benefactors, all of them known criminals in the cluster. There is no self-sacrifice involved.

2. A true savior who would want to enforce his law would not break the law of the land to do it, nor would he ask others to do it. It is known that James 315 routinely breaks the laws of CONCORD and of every empire. A true savior is law-abiding, and he would teach others to do the same. How can James 315 save anyone if he cannot save himself from his own sins?

3. A true savior would utter only perfect sentences. The law of a true savior would be perfect, immutable. It is known that James 315 and his operatives teaches that the Code is an "organic" document, adaptable to the times. This is non sequitur. There can be no Savior when his own law changes according to the conveniences of the times, or the conveniences of the interpreters. It is known that one of his operatives openly claimed that "It is axiomatic that anti-tanking a ship gives the appearance of botting". A few lines below, in the same document, this operative claims that "Thus the Code indicates that code-compliant miners should tank their ships". Both statements cannot be true by the laws of Logic 101. We can then conclude that James 315 used of brain-washing techniques to enable this poor operative to utter such outlandish statements. Since a normal brain needs Logic 101 to function, this is the only conclusion that we can arrive at.

4. A true savior would not kill the ones he would be trying to save. He would kill himself instead, as many times as necessary to make them understand his law and believe in him. It is known that James 315 and those acting under his name routinely kills and pod, most of the time without prior warning.

5. A true savior would give all, asking nothing in return. It is known that James 315 demands 10 million ISK on gunpoint from every miner, and gives nothing in return, except removing the gunpoint.

6. A true savior would never give publicity to the private messages received from his subjects. On many of those messages, the senders expose their personal weaknesses. It is known that James 315 routinely publishes those messages, only to share laughs with his operatives. It is also known that James 315 looks down on the miners, criticizing their supposed bad behavior. A true savior would never do that. He would uplift those in error, and would lead them by love - and by example.

7. A true savior would never condone scamming or the vile crime of bullying. It is known that Erotica 1 is a major financial supporter of James 315. It is also known that James 315 engaged in criminal activities with her. We have found evidence that James 315 at least once joined a "bonus room" session. He himself freely admitted that in a document named "Hydra-headed Lies". Nonetheless, we have found evidence that Erotica 1, due to the disastrous outcome of one of these "bonus room" sessions, had her capsuleer license permanently revoked by the Jove Authority. At the very least she has died a permanent death. She never responded to our hails, nor she has showed activity on Neocom for the past few weeks.

The full report was forwarded to the Mother Superior by the assigned Savior of Highsec Findings Committee, and after careful consideration, this summary was approved for public circulation.

Thus saith Morgause Aquitania, Mother Superior.
Claudia Osyn
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#2 - 2014-04-17 03:22:58 UTC
Ok, two things.

1) stop giving James free press and let him and his code die quietly.

2) Define "alt", is it like an understudy or apprentice? Or an AI? It sounds like an AI.

A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.

Morgause Aquitania
Doomheim
#3 - 2014-04-17 03:44:44 UTC
Claudia Osyn wrote:
Ok, two things.

1) stop giving James free press and let him and his code die quietly.

2) Define "alt", is it like an understudy or apprentice? Or an AI? It sounds like an AI.


It does not make sense claiming that by doing nothing one will accomplish something. We shared our report upon understanding that raising awareness across New Eden is the first step against exposing the "Savior of Highsec" deception, and ultimately, stopping it for good. All his financial supporters must be named and exposed. Most of this financial backing comes from scamming. Therefore, the cash MUST NOT flow. Without money, his cause will die.

An "alt" is akin to a deputy. It is the popular name for someone who shares the same conscience - but not the same body - with the principal. This is a known loophole in capsuleer technology, but I trust that you are already familiar with it, yes?
Evelyn Meiyi
Corvidae Trading and Holding
#4 - 2014-04-17 03:45:58 UTC
Claudia Osyn wrote:
Ok, two things.

1) stop giving James free press and let him and his code die quietly.

2) Define "alt", is it like an understudy or apprentice? Or an AI? It sounds like an AI.


On your first point, I must agree -- let his kind melt into the stars and be forgotten.

Regarding the use of the term 'alt', it appears to be some kind of subordinate position. Perhaps an area director or CFO....
Claudia Osyn
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#5 - 2014-04-17 04:00:12 UTC
Morgause Aquitania wrote:
Claudia Osyn wrote:
Ok, two things.

1) stop giving James free press and let him and his code die quietly.

2) Define "alt", is it like an understudy or apprentice? Or an AI? It sounds like an AI.


It does not make sense claiming that by doing nothing one will accomplish something. We shared our report upon understanding that raising awareness across New Eden is the first step against exposing the "Savior of Highsec" deception, and ultimately, stopping it for good. All his financial supporters must be named and exposed. Most of this financial backing comes from scamming. Therefore, the cash MUST NOT flow. Without money, his cause will die.

An "alt" is akin to a deputy. It is the popular name for someone who shares the same conscience - but not the same body - with the principal. This is a known loophole in capsuleer technology, but I trust that you are already familiar with it, yes?

Never said do nothing. Kill them when you see them, kill their supporters. but try to avoid giving them any press it draws people to them.

As for the alt thing? Never heard it called that before, but, ok.

A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.

Makoto Priano
Kirkinen-Arataka Transhuman Zenith Consulting Ltd.
Arataka Research Consortium
#6 - 2014-04-17 04:56:53 UTC
So. I've been hearing about 'alts' through baseliner media. Evidently they're using the term to use jump clones with different phenotypic representations used for infiltration work...? So-- basically, it's a sort of 'alter-ego' clone used when you want to do things that your reputation couldn't otherwise support.

What an odd concept.

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Andreus Ixiris
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#7 - 2014-04-17 07:14:49 UTC
Anyone who proclaims themselves a saviour prior to having actually saved the people they're supposedly responsible for saving is not a true saviour.

Andreus Ixiris > A Civire without a chin is barely a Civire at all.

Pieter Tuulinen > He'd be Civirely disadvantaged, Andreus.

Andreus Ixiris > ...

Andreus Ixiris > This is why we're at war.

Ber Kan
State War Academy
Caldari State
#8 - 2014-04-17 09:10:26 UTC
A true savior would not have endured through this. This is only asking for free publicity. This is demanding 100% your standard to what is a "True Savior'. Please By all means, spout more on what a true savior is. I love hearing Ernest ramblings from people that know what they are talking about.

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Aracturus
Amok.
Goonswarm Federation
#9 - 2014-04-17 11:34:50 UTC
*looks at feed, grabs crewmate* "hey get a load a the rack on this one!"
"they're like torpedoes stickin off a rusty gunship!"

This is now a WIDOT thread!

Foley Aberas Jones
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#10 - 2014-04-17 11:54:23 UTC
I'm sorry

Who is James?


Jessica Ovarde
Verdant Inquiries
#11 - 2014-04-17 13:04:33 UTC
Foley Aberas Jones wrote:
I'm sorry

Who is James?




More to the point, who are you?
Ber Kan
State War Academy
Caldari State
#12 - 2014-04-17 13:38:22 UTC
Jessica Ovarde wrote:
Foley Aberas Jones wrote:
I'm sorry

Who is James?




More to the point, who are you?



Who are you? And tell me why i should give a damn?

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Ophelia Kiselouvre
Both Hands on the Keyboard at All Times
#13 - 2014-04-17 13:49:29 UTC
Ber Kan wrote:
Jessica Ovarde wrote:
Foley Aberas Jones wrote:
I'm sorry

Who is James?




More to the point, who are you?



Who are you? And tell me why i should give a damn?

I have no idea who any of you people are.

Hi~~~♥

Pieter Tuulinen
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#14 - 2014-04-17 15:10:36 UTC
Ber Kan wrote:
Jessica Ovarde wrote:
Foley Aberas Jones wrote:
I'm sorry

Who is James?




More to the point, who are you?



Who are you? And tell me why i should give a damn?


She's one of my kirjuun, you floppy-eared buffoon. Now play nice, all of us are some kind of celebrity here, which means ain't one of us special.

For the first time since I started the conversation, he looks me dead in the eye. In his gaze are steel jackhammers, quiet vengeance, a hundred thousand orbital bombs frozen in still life.

Claudia Osyn
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#15 - 2014-04-17 16:17:04 UTC
Pieter Tuulinen wrote:
Ber Kan wrote:
Jessica Ovarde wrote:
Foley Aberas Jones wrote:
I'm sorry

Who is James?




More to the point, who are you?



Who are you? And tell me why i should give a damn?


She's one of my kirjuun, you floppy-eared buffoon. Now play nice, all of us are some kind of celebrity here, which means ain't one of us special.

I'm a celebrity!? Shocked

A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.

Pieter Tuulinen
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#16 - 2014-04-17 17:21:21 UTC
Claudia Osyn wrote:
Pieter Tuulinen wrote:
Ber Kan wrote:
Jessica Ovarde wrote:
Foley Aberas Jones wrote:
I'm sorry

Who is James?




More to the point, who are you?



Who are you? And tell me why i should give a damn?


She's one of my kirjuun, you floppy-eared buffoon. Now play nice, all of us are some kind of celebrity here, which means ain't one of us special.

I'm a celebrity!? Shocked

You are, my dear! A sort of one, anyway.

As a capsuleer contributor to this forum I guarantee that you will have a small following at least. Probably best that you don't do a Galnet search - I did once and the fan fiction made my ears catch fire.

For the first time since I started the conversation, he looks me dead in the eye. In his gaze are steel jackhammers, quiet vengeance, a hundred thousand orbital bombs frozen in still life.

Andreus Ixiris
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#17 - 2014-04-17 17:26:03 UTC
Pieter Tuulinen wrote:
As a capsuleer contributor to this forum I guarantee that you will have a small following at least. Probably best that you don't do a Galnet search - I did once and the fan fiction made my ears catch fire.

"Verin gasped as the younger Civire's manly hands slid down his chest and took firm hold of his-" [ERROR - TRANSMISSION INTERRUPTED]

Andreus Ixiris > A Civire without a chin is barely a Civire at all.

Pieter Tuulinen > He'd be Civirely disadvantaged, Andreus.

Andreus Ixiris > ...

Andreus Ixiris > This is why we're at war.

Claudia Osyn
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#18 - 2014-04-17 17:56:52 UTC
Pieter Tuulinen wrote:
Claudia Osyn wrote:

I'm a celebrity!? Shocked

You are, my dear! A sort of one, anyway.

As a capsuleer contributor to this forum I guarantee that you will have a small following at least. Probably best that you don't do a Galnet search - I did once and the fan fiction made my ears catch fire.

*Galnet search in progress*

...

.....

.......

My body can't get into half those positions... And what's with the Octopu- OHMYGOD!

A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.

Pieter Tuulinen
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#19 - 2014-04-17 17:59:01 UTC
Andreus Ixiris wrote:
Pieter Tuulinen wrote:
As a capsuleer contributor to this forum I guarantee that you will have a small following at least. Probably best that you don't do a Galnet search - I did once and the fan fiction made my ears catch fire.

"Verin gasped as the younger Civire's manly hands slid down his chest and took firm hold of his-" [ERROR - TRANSMISSION INTERRUPTED]


I will find you, Ixiris, and I will hurt you.

And not in a good way.

For the first time since I started the conversation, he looks me dead in the eye. In his gaze are steel jackhammers, quiet vengeance, a hundred thousand orbital bombs frozen in still life.

Morwen Lagann
Tyrathlion Interstellar
#20 - 2014-04-17 18:05:15 UTC
Pieter Tuulinen wrote:
Andreus Ixiris wrote:
Pieter Tuulinen wrote:
As a capsuleer contributor to this forum I guarantee that you will have a small following at least. Probably best that you don't do a Galnet search - I did once and the fan fiction made my ears catch fire.

"Verin gasped as the younger Civire's manly hands slid down his chest and took firm hold of his-" [ERROR - TRANSMISSION INTERRUPTED]


I will find you, Ixiris, and I will hurt you.

And not in a good way.

No doubt there will be a smattering of fresh writings based off of precisely this scenario posted to GalNet in the next half hour.

Morwen Lagann

CEO, Tyrathlion Interstellar

Coordinator, Arataka Research Consortium

Owner, The Golden Masque

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