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Malcolm Shinhwa
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#241 - 2014-04-17 07:46:14 UTC
KnowUsByTheDead wrote:
Malcolm Shinhwa wrote:
Guys I'm really getting kind of freaked out here. Now he's talking about sicking vicious dogs on people. I've never experienced this sort of bullying and abuse before. Who should I call about it? Is there some sort of hotline for victims of bullying? I'm just playing a video game and now some guy is going to "give me a stern talking to" with his wife beater shirt, big muscles and vicious dogs. This is just beyond the pale. Really no choice here. I'm going to have to call:

Ripard Teg, Dog Catcher.


Stop Malc.

I am gonna have a stroke from laughing.

Plus if there's something wrong, in your neighborhood....

Who you gonna call?

Teg: Bullybuster


I'm sorry man. Does it feel like this?

[i]"The purpose of fighting is to win. There is no possible victory in defense. The sword is more important than the shield and skill is more important than either. The final weapon is the brain. All else is supplemental[/i]."
Mallak Azaria
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#242 - 2014-04-17 07:46:18 UTC
Infinity Ziona wrote:
Fragile poppets, getting scared of a gentle bodybuilding dog handler with a trained attack dog, coming to Fanfest to have a non-violent verbal discussion with you about making fun of child exploitation material... grow up.


Where in this thread has anyone made fun of child exploitation material?

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Belt Scout
Thread Lockaholics Anonymous
#243 - 2014-04-17 07:46:25 UTC
Thats a bannable offense now.

They say most of your brain shuts down on the EvE forums. All but the impatient side, and the sarcastic side. No wonder I'm still awake.

**This IS my main so STFU.
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#244 - 2014-04-17 07:47:01 UTC
They say laughter is the best medicine.





This thread might have a chance at curing cancer.

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Alyth Nerun
Foundation for CODE and THE NEW ORDER
#245 - 2014-04-17 07:47:28 UTC
I have nothing to add, just wana whore in on this Infinity Ziona "Forum Killmail"
Belt Scout
Thread Lockaholics Anonymous
#246 - 2014-04-17 07:48:09 UTC
Malcolm Shinhwa wrote:
KnowUsByTheDead wrote:
Malcolm Shinhwa wrote:
Guys I'm really getting kind of freaked out here. Now he's talking about sicking vicious dogs on people. I've never experienced this sort of bullying and abuse before. Who should I call about it? Is there some sort of hotline for victims of bullying? I'm just playing a video game and now some guy is going to "give me a stern talking to" with his wife beater shirt, big muscles and vicious dogs. This is just beyond the pale. Really no choice here. I'm going to have to call:

Ripard Teg, Dog Catcher.


Stop Malc.

I am gonna have a stroke from laughing.

Plus if there's something wrong, in your neighborhood....

Who you gonna call?

Teg: Bullybuster


I'm sorry man. Does it feel like this?


It's bad this time. It's really stuck in there. I'm freakin humming it now omgShocked

Please make it stop before I have to eat buckshot.

They say most of your brain shuts down on the EvE forums. All but the impatient side, and the sarcastic side. No wonder I'm still awake.

**This IS my main so STFU.
UAxSunShine
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#247 - 2014-04-17 07:49:24 UTC
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
They say laughter is the best medicine.





This thread might have a chance at curing cancer.



Can you please stop trolling this serious discussion. Bouncers bullying people is a real problem in the community.
Solecist Project
#248 - 2014-04-17 07:49:44 UTC
Infinity Ziona wrote:
Solecist Project wrote:
This threat now belongs to us until it ends.

Somebody post bad jokes!

Its my thread. Make your own.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA that's a good one!

That ringing in your ears you're experiencing right now is the last gasping breathe of a dying inner ear as it got thoroughly PULVERISED by the point roaring over your head at supersonic speeds. - Tippia
Belt Scout
Thread Lockaholics Anonymous
#249 - 2014-04-17 07:49:59 UTC
UAxSunShine wrote:
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
They say laughter is the best medicine.





This thread might have a chance at curing cancer.



Can you please stop trolling this serious discussion. Bouncers bullying people is a real problem in the community.



you forgot the trained attack dogs.

They say most of your brain shuts down on the EvE forums. All but the impatient side, and the sarcastic side. No wonder I'm still awake.

**This IS my main so STFU.
KnowUsByTheDead
Sunlight...Through The Blight.
#250 - 2014-04-17 07:50:08 UTC
Malcolm Shinhwa wrote:
KnowUsByTheDead wrote:
Malcolm Shinhwa wrote:
Guys I'm really getting kind of freaked out here. Now he's talking about sicking vicious dogs on people. I've never experienced this sort of bullying and abuse before. Who should I call about it? Is there some sort of hotline for victims of bullying? I'm just playing a video game and now some guy is going to "give me a stern talking to" with his wife beater shirt, big muscles and vicious dogs. This is just beyond the pale. Really no choice here. I'm going to have to call:

Ripard Teg, Dog Catcher.


Stop Malc.

I am gonna have a stroke from laughing.

Plus if there's something wrong, in your neighborhood....

Who you gonna call?

Teg: Bullybuster


I'm sorry man. Does it feel like this?


Great, now you have ensured an ISD's demise.

2 Head Explosions in one thread.........................unfathomable.

Shocked

Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the comedian is the only thing that makes sense.
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#251 - 2014-04-17 07:50:51 UTC
Belt Scout wrote:


It's bad this time. It's really stuck in there. I'm freakin humming it now omgShocked

Please make it stop before I have to eat buckshot.


Oh don't do that, just get yourself an attack dog and give your brain a stern talking to.

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
KnowUsByTheDead
Sunlight...Through The Blight.
#252 - 2014-04-17 07:52:57 UTC
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
Belt Scout wrote:


It's bad this time. It's really stuck in there. I'm freakin humming it now omgShocked

Please make it stop before I have to eat buckshot.


Oh don't do that, just get yourself an attack dog and give your brain a stern talking to.


I dunno, the Hemingway Solution does seem to go with the Scanners references.

Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the comedian is the only thing that makes sense.
Belt Scout
Thread Lockaholics Anonymous
#253 - 2014-04-17 07:53:00 UTC
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
Belt Scout wrote:


It's bad this time. It's really stuck in there. I'm freakin humming it now omgShocked

Please make it stop before I have to eat buckshot.


Oh don't do that, just get yourself an attack dog and give your brain a stern talking to.


If you suggest this as a remedy, I'll give it a try. I just have to hit the store tomorrow and pick up a fresh pack of wife beaters.

They say most of your brain shuts down on the EvE forums. All but the impatient side, and the sarcastic side. No wonder I'm still awake.

**This IS my main so STFU.
Malcolm Shinhwa
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#254 - 2014-04-17 07:53:45 UTC
You guys are terrible. I bet not a single one of you has given a thought to how CCP Falcon, just getting his morning coffee, is going to react when he sees this tread. I guarantee the motorcycle riding, eye socket punching, vicious dog handler bully IRL hasn't.

I'm sorry CCP Falcon. I'm so very sorry.

[i]"The purpose of fighting is to win. There is no possible victory in defense. The sword is more important than the shield and skill is more important than either. The final weapon is the brain. All else is supplemental[/i]."
UAxSunShine
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#255 - 2014-04-17 07:53:51 UTC
Belt Scout wrote:
UAxSunShine wrote:
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
They say laughter is the best medicine.





This thread might have a chance at curing cancer.



Can you please stop trolling this serious discussion. Bouncers bullying people is a real problem in the community.



you forgot the trained attack dogs.


Animal cruelty as well? This guy is sick.
La Nariz
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#256 - 2014-04-17 07:55:06 UTC
I'm surprised reputable news outlets haven't picked up this story yet.


Infinity Ziona: Cyber-bully; punished for actions and whines on forums to no effect.

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Aralyn Cormallen
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#257 - 2014-04-17 07:55:55 UTC
You know what, as soon as I log on, I'm sending the dude who caused this some isk, this has been the best morning read in absolute ages. Plus, his cloaky camping would now have a financial incentive Big smile
Scipio Artelius
Weaponised Vegemite
Flying Dangerous
#258 - 2014-04-17 07:56:47 UTC
Can everyone please slow down.

I can't catch up.

TIA.
Mallak Azaria
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#259 - 2014-04-17 07:56:57 UTC
La Nariz wrote:
I'm surprised reputable news outlets haven't picked up this story yet.


Infinity Ziona: Cyber-bully; punished for actions and whines on forums to no effect.


Brendan Drain is on the case.

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Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#260 - 2014-04-17 07:57:39 UTC
La Nariz wrote:
I'm surprised reputable news outlets haven't picked up this story yet.


Infinity Ziona: Cyber-bully; punished for actions and whines on forums to no effect.


Its had an effect..I've had to change my skivvies twice.

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?