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Add a kitchen to the CQ
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Belt Scout
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#21 - 2014-04-13 20:04:55 UTC
Sibyyl wrote:
Boosters need to be cooked in a rickity T1 freighter, preferably one which might fully drain your cap if you leave your key in the ignition. You'd first have to go into Character Recustomization and have your head shaved and put on some dark glasses and maybe add a simple black hat. Find a manchild, preferably an alt who will do anything you say, *****.. and ride out somewhere remote.. like drone space. Make sure you raid the POS lab for a large boiling flask, and have a goon stop by Jita for a backpack full of sudafed, if that's your thing. Try and shoot for 99.1% efficiency because greater purity means more return customers.

Happy cooking!


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Erufen Rito
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#22 - 2014-04-13 20:06:49 UTC
You should also add a bus stop, so you can drop your kids off, and hand them their freshly cooked lunch bags. Dawwwww

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BrundleMeth
State War Academy
Caldari State
#23 - 2014-04-13 21:01:16 UTC
I want a Condom Machine for me Cool and a Tampon Dispenser for my female Alt... Oops
Hesod Adee
Perkone
Caldari State
#24 - 2014-04-14 00:47:35 UTC
Sibyyl wrote:
Boosters need to be cooked in a rickity T1 freighter, preferably one which might fully drain your cap if you leave your key in the ignition. You'd first have to go into Character Recustomization and have your head shaved and put on some dark glasses and maybe add a simple black hat. Find a manchild, preferably an alt who will do anything you say, *****.. and ride out somewhere remote.. like drone space. Make sure you raid the POS lab for a large boiling flask, and have a goon stop by Jita for a backpack full of sudafed, if that's your thing. Try and shoot for 99.1% efficiency because greater purity means more return customers.

Happy cooking!


No, they need to be cooked inside a Meth Mango.
Felicity Love
Doomheim
#25 - 2014-04-14 01:43:07 UTC  |  Edited by: Felicity Love
Space Juden wrote:
Where we can cook boosters


You want a "meth lab" in the CQ?

One in six, go "boom", y'know.

CCP would need to simulate that, too, so you can wake up as a corpse at least once a week... rotting on the floor of your CQ as your Skill Points dribble out your nose... Blink

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Peter Raptor
Galactic Hawks
#26 - 2014-04-14 01:48:56 UTC
Noone logs into CQs these days so whats the point??

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Val'Dore
PlanetCorp InterStellar
#27 - 2014-04-14 02:01:59 UTC
I need a kitchen so I can make my alts sandwiches.

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