Intergalactic Summit

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The intro begins to be displayed on the holoprojectors above the stage. Fred is lying asleep in snow, his outfit sloppy and unkempt. There is a bottle of Quafe in his hand. He jolts awake as a wind passes over him.

“Where am I?” He asks himself. He looks around and appears to be in a mountain range. Fred gets on his feet and begins to stumble through a blizzard. When suddenly he hears music filling the air.
“Let it go! Let it go!” A males voice cries out in song. Fred sees a tall Caldari male standing on the slope and darts to him.
“Sir! Sir!” Fred yells. The man is still singing. Fred runs up behind him and grabs his shoulder in the middle of a passionate verse. The man turns around, revealing his identity.
“Mens Repolla?” Fred asks in amazement.
“Yes, and you are?”
“Frederik Fredal Bugabus the Fourth of Cistuvaert! You can call me Fred though!” Fred begins shaking Repolla’s hand. Repolla shakes it awkwardly with a confused grin. “You sir, are my favorite Caldari CEO! Though I do have to ask, where the hell are we and what are you doing here?” Mens Repolla clears his throat as the winds kick up snow.
“We’re on the Kaalakoita Mountains of course! And I’m just singing a song indirectly Patriot Caldari to ‘Let it Go’ and begin moving towards peace!” Repolla proudly replies.
“A noble cause!” Fred congratulates. “Wait, if we’re on the Kaalakoita mountains, then… wow! Some party!”

The intro cuts out as Fred emerges onto the stage. His suit still messy and completely covered in snow. The crowd cheers.

Greetings one and all and all in one! Before you start asking, yes that was the Mens Repolloa, CEO of Ishukone. He was more than willing to appear on the show (for a few million ISK) and no, he wasn’t actually singing. Actually, nobody knows who was singing. We figured it was some wierdo on the other side of the mountain’s peak and we decided to roll with it! And if this singer happens to be watching, please don’t sue us!

Now, I would like to share with you the crazy night from before I woke up on the mountains! I hope you don’t mind, but my high quality camera drones weren’t functioning properly, so I had to settle for medium quality camera drones.

Fred begins displaying a slideshow on the large holoprojectors

'Frederation's Finest' the flagship of the Fred Fred Frederation private fleet arrives a little late to the festivities. I missed the Missing Man formation, however the party is just getting started.

Jandice Ymladris' Rokh, 'Rokh 'n' Roll' lights up the orbit above Caldari Prime as I arrive. Soon, many other capsuleers will use their ships to display their jubilation.

Beautiful blue sparks shoot out behind 'Frederation's Finest' after being harmlessly hit by fireworks from pilot Sticher's Caracal. Blue and Green fireworks are used the most, a clear sign both Caldari and Gallente are celebrating the events that took place a year ago.

A moment of silence over the final resting place of the CNN Shigeru.

Saluting the fallen heroes of both sides.

Commander A9, the organizer of the event, begins a disco with his Hyperion.

Rave mode activated!

That's enough for now. You can find the rest of the photographs right here!

Now these festivities were quite grand! A monument dedicated to the lost and fallen was unveiled as the memorials and parties took place on and above the planet. Gallente and Liberal Caldari were the main attendees. There were few Caldari Patriots there apart from Diana Kim whose antics, despite their hateful message, were quite humorous. Anyway, Ishukone has lately been taking a lot of flak for being diplomatic towards our great Federation. I’m quite sure you have heard all the rumors ranging from treason to Mens Repolla actually being a jump clone of President Roden so we won’t talk much about that. However, I will like to add that would make an incredible twist for one of the many atrocious holofilms that Gallente teenagers will throw their money at this summer.

A beret wearing, coffee drinking, indie band loving, gender studies major, screenwriter in the crowd begins taking notes on his portable neocom

What I want to talk about is not whether or not Ishukone is doing something wrong nor is it why the other megacorps aren’t as willing to come to negotiating table with the Federation. I want to talk about something that hasn’t been addressed in real depth yet.

What will it take for the other Megacorps to join Ishukone in negotiating with the Federation?

It’s very clear that the rest of the Megacorps aren’t fond of Ishukone’s actions. Even Hyasyoda, Ishukone’s closest ally appears to at the very least, be neutral regarding this. And you really can’t blame them for feeling this way. You can’t deny that fraternizing with the Federation has been shaky for the State in the past. Ishukone is willing to look to the future and are confident things will be different this time around.

Patriots and even Moderates will really only pull through on one condition. Having the security of Caldari territory guaranteed. To do this, both sides need to demilitarized. As we saw with the situation in Luminaire for 5 years, building up military forces doesn’t help. All it takes is one spark to start a battle. Areas such as Luminaire and Black Rise have to be demilitarized, with local security against piracy and other crime being provided by a neutral party.

Lets split first Gallente Prime, then split Intaki. Oh, and split Villore as well.
Because, if you don't want to split them, get the hell out of OUR planet !

Unfortunately the Caldari have never once disputed these planets so such a proposal would never come into fruition.

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Just making sure my loyal viewers are aware of the policy.

I can confirm that is not what happened. Though it would be humorous!

It was quite funny, if disturbing.

I can stand in full split without anyone's help, Mr. Foley.

But if you have a funny ideas about my legs, well, you could come and try. Although make sure to bring with you a coffin and plastic bag of your size. And don't forget to update your clone.

I mean.....



**** why am i so aroused by this?

This really doesn't sound healthy.
Please contact medbay.