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Ber Kan
State War Academy
Caldari State
#21 - 2014-04-08 02:10:41 UTC
Anyanka Funk. 10/10 would murder in public.

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Anyanka Funk
Doomheim
#22 - 2014-04-08 16:13:13 UTC
Ber Kan wrote:
Anyanka Funk. 10/10 would murder in public.


THIS WILL BE ARRANGED!!!! ASS HOLE!
Charles Cambridge Schmidt
Nadire Security Consultants
Federation Peacekeepers
#23 - 2014-04-08 16:17:47 UTC
So how about that topic and getting right back on it? Because, honestly, I do find cryptic messages laced with meaning to be a bit more interesting than petty namecalling on the 'net. Seriously, folks. Straight

I don't care what you think, as long as it's about me.
Anslo
Scope Works
#24 - 2014-04-08 16:21:55 UTC
Anyanka Funk wrote:
Ber Kan wrote:
Anyanka Funk. 10/10 would murder in public.


THIS WILL BE ARRANGED!!!! ASS HOLE!

OK this looks more interesting than the OP. What's going on with you two?

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Anyanka Funk
Doomheim
#25 - 2014-04-08 16:41:06 UTC  |  Edited by: Anyanka Funk
Anslo wrote:
Anyanka Funk wrote:
Ber Kan wrote:
Anyanka Funk. 10/10 would murder in public.


THIS WILL BE ARRANGED!!!! ASS HOLE!

OK this looks more interesting than the OP. What's going on with you two?


It's really none of anybodies business!

BUT YEAH, BEER CAN! ARACTURUS! EVELYN! BAY! LEAVE NEO-SANI ALONE WITH YOUR LIES!
Anslo
Scope Works
#26 - 2014-04-08 16:50:24 UTC  |  Edited by: Anslo
Anyanka Funk wrote:
Anslo wrote:
Anyanka Funk wrote:
Ber Kan wrote:
Anyanka Funk. 10/10 would murder in public.


THIS WILL BE ARRANGED!!!! ASS HOLE!

OK this looks more interesting than the OP. What's going on with you two?


It's really none of anybodies business!

BUT YEAH, BEER CAN! ARACTURUS! EVELYN! BAY! LEAVE NEO-SANI ALONE WITH YOUR LIES!

Welp...getting popcorn then. Looks like my buddy did something right.

YOU'RE STILL MY BOY BER!!

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Stitcher
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#27 - 2014-04-08 16:52:04 UTC  |  Edited by: Stitcher
Pieter Tuulinen wrote:
The significant owl hoots twice at midnight. Hooray, hooray for the spinster's sisters daughter. To the axeman all supplicants are the same height. The mighty behemoth fair splits the sounding deep.


The winter in Arcurio brings peril to the brass icons: Do you know where your towel is?

AKA Hambone

Author of The Deathworlders
Anyanka Funk
Doomheim
#28 - 2014-04-08 17:05:12 UTC
Anslo wrote:
Anyanka Funk wrote:
Anslo wrote:
Anyanka Funk wrote:
Ber Kan wrote:
Anyanka Funk. 10/10 would murder in public.


THIS WILL BE ARRANGED!!!! ASS HOLE!

OK this looks more interesting than the OP. What's going on with you two?


It's really none of anybodies business!

BUT YEAH, BEER CAN! ARACTURUS! EVELYN! BAY! LEAVE NEO-SANI ALONE WITH YOUR LIES!

Welp...getting popcorn then. Looks like my buddy did something right.

YOU'RE STILL MY BOY BER!!


Actually, long story short, anslo. Mr can's wife does not satisfy him. So he needs my young nubile corpse to get what he needs!

Sad really.

AM I LYING BEER CAN?!

I hope you had fun!
Anslo
Scope Works
#29 - 2014-04-08 17:09:26 UTC
Wait what.

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Claudia Osyn
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#30 - 2014-04-08 19:33:15 UTC
Necrophilia, not as taboo as it use to be.

*popcorn*

A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.
Charles Cambridge Schmidt
Nadire Security Consultants
Federation Peacekeepers
#31 - 2014-04-09 00:18:30 UTC
Seneun wrote:
Ye judged, kinsmen.



And now nobody even noticed he changed it back from what it was. You're all lame. Keep your hatred in your pants some time Sad

I don't care what you think, as long as it's about me.
Kale Silence
Doomheim
#32 - 2014-04-09 00:20:19 UTC
Charles Cambridge Schmidt wrote:
Seneun wrote:
Ye judged, kinsmen.



And now nobody even noticed he changed it back from what it was. You're all lame. Keep your hatred in your pants some time Sad


Either that or no one gives a F***.

*GASP*

*looks around*

Nope. No one cares.
Ber Kan
State War Academy
Caldari State
#33 - 2014-04-10 19:36:12 UTC  |  Edited by: Ber Kan
10/10 Would kill Anyanka a third time.

Not to mention I saw that body naked. I would rather run my private parts through an industrial grinder, then feed the remains to a hound. Than put myself within that thing you call of a "corpse"

Plus, I love my wife. I love her enough to end everything to just be with her, and settle down for the rest of my life. Hence, why i married her.

With love Kelly, your bunney, ber.

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Ber Kan
State War Academy
Caldari State
#34 - 2014-04-10 19:38:49 UTC
Also one last thing.

WOOP WOOP, SOUND OF DA SPACE POLICE!

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Anslo
Scope Works
#35 - 2014-04-10 20:12:00 UTC
Ber Kan wrote:
Also one last thing.

WOOP WOOP, SOUND OF DA SPACE POLICE!

WOOP WOOP!!!

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Anyanka Funk
Doomheim
#36 - 2014-04-11 01:34:02 UTC
Ber Kan wrote:
Also one last thing.

WOOP WOOP, SOUND OF DA SPACE POLICE!


Diana Kim's savory nubile blood was well worth being banned from the summit for a month!

Beer, next time you lay your fat hand on me again, I will cut it off and **** you with it!

GOT IT *****?!
Captain Hoax
Freedom and Profit
#37 - 2014-04-11 02:16:09 UTC
Anyanka Funk wrote:


Actually, long story short, anslo. Mr can's wife does not satisfy him. So he needs my young nubile corpse to get what he needs!

Sad really.

AM I LYING BEER CAN?!

I hope you had fun!




Two things.

First, sex life aside, if you think your body could satisfy anyone, dead or alive, then I'm afraid I have some bad news for you Anya cus that scrawny rump wouldn't satisfy a slavehound for breakfast.

Second, before you can threaten someone you need to actually be threatening, and you sweety are about as threatening as an angry slug.
Aracturus
Amok.
Goonswarm Federation
#38 - 2014-04-11 02:32:14 UTC
Anyanka Funk wrote:


It's really none of anybodies business!

BUT YEAH, BEER CAN! ARACTURUS! EVELYN! BAY! LEAVE NEO-SANI ALONE WITH YOUR LIES!


What do you mean? I'm innocent.

This is now a WIDOT thread!
Anslo
Scope Works
#39 - 2014-04-11 02:33:19 UTC
Anyanka Funk wrote:
Ber Kan wrote:
Also one last thing.

WOOP WOOP, SOUND OF DA SPACE POLICE!


Diana Kim's savory nubile blood was well worth being banned from the summit for a month!

Beer, next time you lay your fat hand on me again, I will cut it off and **** you with it!

GOT IT *****?!


Edge much? Starting to see why people want you dead.

[center]-_For the Proveldtariat_/-[/center]
Ber Kan
State War Academy
Caldari State
#40 - 2014-04-11 03:11:53 UTC  |  Edited by: Ber Kan
Anyanka Funk wrote:
Ber Kan wrote:
Also one last thing.

WOOP WOOP, SOUND OF DA SPACE POLICE!


Diana Kim's savory nubile blood was well worth being banned from the summit for a month!

Beer, next time you lay your fat hand on me again, I will cut it off and **** you with it!

GOT IT *****?!



Ok this will be a long one:

For starts. Your threats need to have backing. You lack any skill as a martial person, let alone your verbal remarks of things.

Next, Your attempt at the Beer can remarks, only points to your lack of an intellectual point that in which you can not create, think or surmise enough of an insult towards me. This alone makes me want to giggle like a freshly developed goonie entering his first block fleet fight.

Now! Your so called "Sani Sabik" Views and ways are HIGHLY incorrect towards the fact that, and lets face it, you are trully a Blood Raider. I mean come on. Openly wanting to feed and eat people on a very public channel only makes my **** want to rot off, let alone have it go anywhere near that pus ridden thing between your legs.

Next. I am not your baby, sweetheart, love, sexy man, lover, or what every little cliche names you wish to call me. This alone not only irritates me, but my significant other as well. And I will warn you, that if you do keep these actions up. I will allow my wife to take my Guristas troops, fleet, and resources...and create all out hell and war for you and your own people.

You are from here Denied access upon entering my station. You are hereby Shoot on sight. You are also Barred from any and all establishments set up by me.

Of course. I am sure you will learn to feed on other than Diana Kim. Because let's face it. Rationbars and water/coffee diet is a pretty...well weak form of diet.

From,
Your loving Guristas overlord,
Alaric Ber Kan Scandoveski

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