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Vulxanis Viceroy
Offworld Trading Company
Khimi Harar
#61 - 2014-04-04 19:17:53 UTC
Domanique Altares wrote:
Nauplius wrote:
The blood of the Sebiestor shall provide us intellect.


It's about time that something did.


The Amarr are not lacking in intellect, and we do not require the intelligence of the minmatar to make up for any such deficit.

However, I do highly value the intelligence of my Sebiestor charges especially, and many of them are interested in finances and management, science, or other such ventures, and I look forward for when those that have not already can enter business with me.

For example, my secretary, Adala Andiun, has been a wonderful steward of my estate in Khanid, and she is of the Sebiestor bloodline. Sebiestor often are very useful people, and when encouraged to pursue their strengths, can achieve great things. God truly has blessed them with a special set of gifts in certain areas. Not that there are not Amarr, Ni Kunni, or Khanid that possess such gifts as well, as there are, but as a rule those of Sebiestor heritage are very likely to be strong in such areas.

However, in the case of the heretical psychopath known as nauplius, I can certainly see why he said the above comment.

God knows he needs it, for intellect he obviously does not possess.

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Pronounced "Vulzanis"

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Adala Andiun
Offworld Trading Company
Khimi Harar
#62 - 2014-04-04 19:38:11 UTC
Vulxanis Viceroy wrote:


The Amarr are not lacking in intellect, and we do not require the intelligence of the minmatar to make up for any such deficit.

However, I do highly value the intelligence of my Sebiestor charges especially, and many of them are interested in finances and management, science, or other such ventures, and I look forward for when those that have not already can enter business with me.

For example, my secretary, Adala Andiun, has been a wonderful steward of my estate in Khanid, and she is of the Sebiestor bloodline. Sebiestor often are very useful people, and when encouraged to pursue their strengths, can achieve great things. God truly has blessed them with a special set of gifts in certain areas. Not that there are not Amarr, Ni Kunni, or Khanid that possess such gifts as well, as there are, but as a rule those of Sebiestor heritage are very likely to be strong in such areas.

However, in the case of the heretical psychopath known as nauplius, I can certainly see why he said the above comment.

God knows he needs it, for intellect he obviously does not possess.


*blushes*

I do my best.
Kalaratiri
Full Broadside
Deepwater Hooligans
#63 - 2014-04-04 19:58:51 UTC
Andreus Ixiris wrote:
Well, if we're being totally frank here, I will admit that Sebiestor are far from unattractive, although - uncharacteristically for me, I might remark - I tend more towards Sebiestor women than men, as many of the men seem to have this unfortunate habit of shaving their heads, which rather takes away from their appearence.


What's wrong with shaved heads? Sad

Vulxanis Viceroy wrote:
Sebiestor often are very useful people, and when encouraged to pursue their strengths, can achieve great things. God truly has blessed them with a special set of gifts in certain areas. Not that there are not Amarr, Ni Kunni, or Khanid that possess such gifts as well, as there are, but as a rule those of Sebiestor heritage are very likely to be strong in such areas.


Man, I will steal all the food in your house.

She's mad but she's magic, there's no lie in her fire.

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Vulxanis Viceroy
Offworld Trading Company
Khimi Harar
#64 - 2014-04-04 20:09:34 UTC
Kalaratiri wrote:


Man, I will steal all the food in your house.


That would be quite the feat, as my charges who have become chefs, as well as those in charge of the food supply, do a marvelous job keeping it sustained. Not only that, but my Kameiras are a very effective security force.

Guests are always interesting, however. If you wish to sample the work of my chefs, that could possibly be arranged, depending on certain factors, but it is possible.

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Lyckeus Morre
can't do that while warping
#65 - 2014-04-04 22:16:53 UTC
Vulxanis Viceroy wrote:
Domanique Altares wrote:
Nauplius wrote:
The blood of the Sebiestor shall provide us intellect.


It's about time that something did.


The Amarr are not lacking in intellect, and we do not require the intelligence of the minmatar to make up for any such deficit.

However, I do highly value the intelligence of my Sebiestor charges especially, and many of them are interested in finances and management, science, or other such ventures, and I look forward for when those that have not already can enter business with me.

For example, my secretary, Adala Andiun, has been a wonderful steward of my estate in Khanid, and she is of the Sebiestor bloodline. Sebiestor often are very useful people, and when encouraged to pursue their strengths, can achieve great things. God truly has blessed them with a special set of gifts in certain areas. Not that there are not Amarr, Ni Kunni, or Khanid that possess such gifts as well, as there are, but as a rule those of Sebiestor heritage are very likely to be strong in such areas.

However, in the case of the heretical psychopath known as nauplius, I can certainly see why he said the above comment.

God knows he needs it, for intellect he obviously does not possess.

Well Said Amarrian

If your guns like us more, chances are, our guns wont hate you any less...
Claudia Osyn
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#66 - 2014-04-05 00:00:19 UTC
So, has OP met out his divine punishment upon the minmatar in the name of the Amarr yet?

A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.
Saya Ishikari
Ishukone-Raata Technological Research Institute
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
#67 - 2014-04-05 01:09:00 UTC
I remember the last one. He vowed to bring the Amarr Empire to its knees singlehandedly, with a frigate and a hundred million ISK. I wonder what this one's gimmick will be... Leaflets? Doctored footage? Pickett signs? A crossbow that launches angry cats?

"At the end of it all, we have only what we've left in our wake to be remembered by." -Kyoko Ishikari, YC 95 - YC 117
Andreus Ixiris
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#68 - 2014-04-05 01:10:33 UTC
Saya Ishikari wrote:
A crossbow that launches angry cats?

To be entirely fair, I'd balk at fighting a person who had a crossbow that launched angry cats.

Andreus Ixiris > A Civire without a chin is barely a Civire at all.

Pieter Tuulinen > He'd be Civirely disadvantaged, Andreus.

Andreus Ixiris > ...

Andreus Ixiris > This is why we're at war.
Sharianai Sandvoss
Doomheim
#69 - 2014-04-05 01:34:14 UTC
Catch the cats in a burlap bag. Be sure to wear welders gloves. Shake vigorously. Throw the whole pile of frothing, screeching claws, teeth and fur on the offending crossbow user. Laugh evily.
Kale Silence
Doomheim
#70 - 2014-04-05 02:30:12 UTC
Sharianai Sandvoss wrote:
Catch the cats in a burlap bag. Be sure to wear welders gloves. Shake vigorously. Throw the whole pile of frothing, screeching claws, teeth and fur on the offending crossbow user. Laugh evily.


Shocked

Dat's mean...
Sharianai Sandvoss
Doomheim
#71 - 2014-04-05 03:12:46 UTC
Kale Silence wrote:
Sharianai Sandvoss wrote:
Catch the cats in a burlap bag. Be sure to wear welders gloves. Shake vigorously. Throw the whole pile of frothing, screeching claws, teeth and fur on the offending crossbow user. Laugh evily.


Shocked

Dat's mean...

Nooo..

Mean is throwing blackout sheets over a gorilla cage, repeatedly poking said gorilla with a long stick (blackout sheets are important here. He can't see the source), then handing the stick to the Paladin who investigates the commotion as you shoot the lock off the cage. Door flies open, gorilla sees who'se got the stick... Instant fun.

Or, you could dump ten gallons of meat juice over somebody, and open slaver pens nearby. Run Food, run! Big smile
Kale Silence
Doomheim
#72 - 2014-04-05 05:06:41 UTC
Sharianai Sandvoss wrote:
Kale Silence wrote:
Sharianai Sandvoss wrote:
Catch the cats in a burlap bag. Be sure to wear welders gloves. Shake vigorously. Throw the whole pile of frothing, screeching claws, teeth and fur on the offending crossbow user. Laugh evily.


Shocked

Dat's mean...

Nooo..

Mean is throwing blackout sheets over a gorilla cage, repeatedly poking said gorilla with a long stick (blackout sheets are important here. He can't see the source), then handing the stick to the Paladin who investigates the commotion as you shoot the lock off the cage. Door flies open, gorilla sees who'se got the stick... Instant fun.

Or, you could dump ten gallons of meat juice over somebody, and open slaver pens nearby. Run Food, run! Big smile


I like you Twisted We should hang out.
Valerie Valate
Church of The Crimson Saviour
#73 - 2014-04-05 09:39:34 UTC
I shall consult my future-prediction device.

"Outlook unclear, ask again later"

Amazing.

Doctor V. Valate, Professor of Archaeology at Kaztropolis Imperial University.
Synthetic Cultist
Church of The Crimson Saviour
#74 - 2014-04-05 10:26:22 UTC
Anabella Rella wrote:
Someone once said we were "fun-sized". I assumed that was some kind of compliment.


Sebiestor exotic Dancers are frequently Smaller than other ethnicities.

This makes them considerably more space Efficient, for transportation purposes. Also for construction of Cakes for Exotic Dancers to jump out of.

Additionally, because of the Importance of Tattoos in Minmatar culture, Sebiestor Exotic Dancers have a smaller off-duty wardrobe volume requirement, compared to Other bloodlines.

Thus, a greater number of Sebiestor Exotic Dancers can be accommodated in a given Volume, which is often considered Fun.

Synthia 1, Empress of Kaztropol.

It is Written.
Trensk Mikakka
State War Academy
Caldari State
#75 - 2014-04-05 13:39:59 UTC
I'll admit, this thread made me giggle. No small feat. I applaud you all. Oh, and is OP dispensing justice yet?
Anabella Rella
Gradient
Electus Matari
#76 - 2014-04-05 16:31:30 UTC
I suspect the OP is still wondering why it's a bad idea to fit both shield and armor modules to his frigate to have handed out much "justice".

When the world is running down, you make the best of what's still around.
Ava Starfire
Khushakor Clan
#77 - 2014-04-05 16:57:00 UTC
Tabor Murn wrote:
Anabella Rella wrote:
So you're still lusting after that scrawny, asexual psychopath, Jones? Gods and spirits man, you can do so much better! For the life of me I'll never understand why you're attracted to... it.


Sebbies shouldn't be making fun of anyone for being scrawny.


I know a certain Brutor who is gonna be sleeping on the couch...

"There is no strength in numbers; have no such misconception." -Jayka Vofur, "Warfare in the North"
Tabor Murn
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#78 - 2014-04-05 17:23:03 UTC
Four pages, and finally a credible threat!

I hereby repent before the Empress Ava I, and submit to Sebiestor authority in accordance with Tribal order E44D SC.23.
Scherezad
Revenent Defence Corperation
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
#79 - 2014-04-05 17:42:52 UTC
You two are so cute :)
Pieter Tuulinen
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#80 - 2014-04-05 20:54:58 UTC
You think he was joking? He backpedaled like a woken sleepwalker who came to on a mountain ledge - and no wonder.

For the first time since I started the conversation, he looks me dead in the eye. In his gaze are steel jackhammers, quiet vengeance, a hundred thousand orbital bombs frozen in still life.