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Lemon Nado
The Circus Corp
#1 - 2014-04-04 19:46:46 UTC
Someone I know pretty well has screwed himself tight into a pretty hostile wormhole...Roll

Sooooo.... cough cough.... Just imagine the unlikely situation that someone is sitting cloaked in a wormhole space and just rolled the hole he came in while doing some newbie exploration... There is no other WH I... I mean that person... can scan down right now. There are traces but they cannot be nailed down past 56%.... AHHHHHHHHHHHH. And the threatening result of exposing the probes to begin with seems to be rather high right now...

If that player Oops would log out now and try to escape later... will he be still cloaked when logged on again?
What happens during system down time if logged off kinda in mid space?

The sleepers are way above the capabilities and there is an infestation of other players... And said player is stuck in the middle of all of it, slowly opening the last can of rare space caviar swishing it down with the water he got from Wolf the pirate.... a while ago....

He just want's two things:
1. His Mama!
2. OUT!!!

P
Abbie Rova
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#2 - 2014-04-04 19:53:06 UTC
Someone you know???
Is this a faint, I screwed up and don't want to look like more of an eejit??
Jessica Duranin
Doomheim
#3 - 2014-04-04 19:57:47 UTC
Your 'friend' could use the time he is stuck there to train up his scanning skills. Roll
Or just man up and hit the self destruct button.


You can't log off while cloaked.
Lemon Nado
The Circus Corp
#4 - 2014-04-04 20:25:04 UTC
Jessica Duranin wrote:
Your 'friend' could use the time he is stuck there to train up his scanning skills. Roll
Or just man up and hit the self destruct button.


You can't log off while cloaked.



I will uncloak and attack one of those unsuspecting battleships with my massive and deadly Venture... Big smile

SPLAT!

Let's go down in flames lol. My alt has no implants... so it's a quick trip home...

Rroff
Antagonistic Tendencies
#5 - 2014-04-04 20:49:40 UTC  |  Edited by: Rroff
prototype cloak and on grid with NPCs in a site? keep sloooow boating while training up those scanning skills.
Le'Mon Tichim
Hedion University
Amarr Empire
#6 - 2014-04-04 21:07:09 UTC
Your name seems familiar.

Can you hear them? They are calling to us. It is beautiful. http://thegreattichim.wordpress.com/
Lakshata Chawla
Blue-Fire
#7 - 2014-04-04 21:27:43 UTC
Lemon Nado wrote:
Jessica Duranin wrote:
Your 'friend' could use the time he is stuck there to train up his scanning skills. Roll
Or just man up and hit the self destruct button.


You can't log off while cloaked.



I will uncloak and attack one of those unsuspecting battleships with my massive and deadly Venture... Big smile

SPLAT!

Let's go down in flames lol. My alt has no implants... so it's a quick trip home...



If you're scanning in an unbonused ship I feel bad for you son, Although with decent skills (Astro V and all IV's in the supports) You can scan near everything but C6's with static C1's.
Oska Rus
Free Ice Cream People
#8 - 2014-04-04 21:41:11 UTC
If you can scan your way out then log out safely while cloaked and wait simply for low activity time. Like 8:00 eve time. Or take pod express.

When you relog you always log uncloaked but that should not matter while you did not logged off on top of hostile pos.
Rall Mekin
End-of-Line
#9 - 2014-04-04 21:43:49 UTC
Le'Mon Tichim wrote:
Your name seems familiar.


I sense a conspiracy, Le'mon, but how good a conspiracy could it be without a red coat... *waits for it*
Lemon Nado
The Circus Corp
#10 - 2014-04-04 23:51:43 UTC
Abbie Rova wrote:
eejit


How come you know my middle name?
Lemon Nado
The Circus Corp
#11 - 2014-04-05 00:08:36 UTC  |  Edited by: Lemon Nado
Rall Mekin wrote:
Le'Mon Tichim wrote:
Your name seems familiar.


I sense a conspiracy, Le'mon, but how good a conspiracy could it be without a red coat... *waits for it*


Lemo's black cloak flutters, shiny dagger glistens and red crosses reflect in it while Lemo cleans his finger nails with it....
Lemo circles around the nav console, pacing, arranging probes, rescanning...
56%, 78%, last probe nudged to the left.... just a pixel.. not more...
A D-scan reveals a ship entering the site Lemo is cloaked in...
75km...
50km...
25km....
NPC attack the other intruder...

What if someone gets close to 2000m...
P
A
N
I
C
...
Hitting the probe scan button... sweat beading up...
BLEEP... LOCK... WH??!!!!!!
Recalling the probes, uncloaking and warping to location are one swift move.

There it is... like an eye looking at the ship.
A promise for a better location... Maybe...

'I drive my ship into the wormhole
I love it.... la la la....
And I don't care....."

The idiotic song from Eve-Radio shoots through Lemo's mind.

Then
ENTER


POP crackle... fizz... tension and drive winding down.

DDDDDDDDDDDD-Scan... nothing.... ahhhhhh!!!!!

F10

GAH... LowSec...

Hmmm... three jumps and back in Concordia... And then... pfffff 23 Jumps home.

Well.... I made it.

Can't wait for the next Wormhole 8).

Next time without the warp stabs ruining the resolution...... Roll

Idiot Fit Test #254367-b CHECK...

Thx for the moral support
WaterMarks
The Keywork
#12 - 2014-04-05 01:53:04 UTC
what ever you are on... i want

-Fly Reckless-
bubble trout
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#13 - 2014-04-05 02:07:54 UTC
wat
Borsek
KarmaFleet
Goonswarm Federation
#14 - 2014-04-05 08:34:56 UTC
7/10 would read again, do continue and or blog
Rob Benson
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#15 - 2014-04-05 15:14:32 UTC
Now this is a blog I would read.

Skyriders, ride on!