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Where is our bikini ship wash bay CCP?

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Lindt Elgorriaga
Chocolate latex and leather Social Club
#61 - 2011-10-11 22:28:04 UTC
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai wrote:
So, now I am thinking now of Elgorriaga chocolate with walnuts...



Yeah.... "La Campana" ya know what i mean,,,

ITT that hair not match very well with that tanga......

Don't consider chocolate as a substitute of sex, consider it as a different pleasure... ...but that won't prevent you from being a pervert

Marie Hartinez
Aries Munitions and Defense
#62 - 2011-10-11 22:51:01 UTC
Lindt Elgorriaga wrote:
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai wrote:
So, now I am thinking now of Elgorriaga chocolate with walnuts...



Yeah.... "La Campana" ya know what i mean,,,

ITT that hair not match very well with that tanga......


"Hellooo Nurse...."

Surrender is still your slightly less painful option.

Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
#63 - 2011-10-12 09:44:52 UTC
Is that a pony tattooed above your belly button? Shocked

Roses are red / Violets are blue / I am an Alpha / And so it's you

Trin Xi
#64 - 2011-10-12 19:33:11 UTC
Quote:
What would you do if you saw the Avatar above you in a bikini?


Try to get her to unpin her hair.

Post with someone else's main™.

Valerie Tessel
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#65 - 2011-10-16 07:07:58 UTC
Trin Xi wrote:
Quote:
What would you do if you saw the Avatar above you in a bikini?


Try to get her to unpin her hair.


Applaud dramatically.

Tactical destroyers... I'll take a dozen Gallente, please.

Diomedes Calypso
Aetolian Armada
#66 - 2011-10-16 10:17:44 UTC
My 2000 Aur is hot in hand ready to be spent in the NEX store for hooters' style ship washing services !

thumbs up.. other things up .. er

.

Yiole Gionglao
#67 - 2011-10-16 10:20:10 UTC
It always feels so weird to see hairy men wearing bikinis... What?

Roses are red / Violets are blue / I am an alpha / And so it's you

Illwill Jill
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#68 - 2011-10-16 13:33:11 UTC
Same thing with lady boys. :|
Jessie Isagar
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#69 - 2011-10-16 14:07:27 UTC  |  Edited by: Jessie Isagar
"You missed a spot, right there...lower, lower...that's it"

New line for pirating:
I wont blow your ship up if you polish my 'cane for me
Cynter DeVries
Spheroidal Projections
#70 - 2011-10-18 03:00:23 UTC
What kind of bet did you have to lose to show up in a bikini?

Cynter's Law of feature suggestion: Thou shalt not suggest NPCs do something players could do instead.

Grey Stormshadow
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#71 - 2011-10-18 03:04:51 UTC
Do you have an operation manual for those 2 ?

Get classic forum style - custom videos to captains quarters screen

Play with the best - die like the rest

Cynter DeVries
Spheroidal Projections
#72 - 2011-10-18 03:44:42 UTC
Grey Stormshadow wrote:
Do you have an operation manual for those 2 ?

You have to train Antigravitational Physics to V and Monomolecular Garment Manufacture to IV first.

Cynter's Law of feature suggestion: Thou shalt not suggest NPCs do something players could do instead.

Singeabooty Raj
Doomheim
#73 - 2011-10-18 05:21:00 UTC
Good thing your boobies are big as it detracts the eyes from noticing the hairs sticking out the lower sides of your bikini two piece. Big smile

Black Man with Goggles

Satav
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#74 - 2011-10-19 18:45:48 UTC
If i saw you in a bikini, i would probably grab my shotgun.
Katsumi Kaminari
#75 - 2011-10-19 18:56:38 UTC
You would get your 15 minutes of fame on YouTube, and the social repercussions would torment you for the rest of your life.

In blossom today, then scattered: Life is so like a delicate flower. How can one expect the fragrance To last forever? - Vice Admiral Ohnishi, Kamikaze Special Attack Force

Carcosa Hali
Perkone
Caldari State
#76 - 2011-10-19 19:08:53 UTC
Implant her immediately.
Amber Katelo
Doomheim
#77 - 2011-10-25 05:36:12 UTC
Take pictures.
Noriko Satomi
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#78 - 2011-11-30 23:42:03 UTC
Squint and nod back.
Indahmawar Fazmarai
#79 - 2012-01-08 13:51:08 UTC
Just look at what thread i recalled...

Question: what would you say if the avatar above you was wearing a bikini?
Zimmy Zeta
Perkone
Caldari State
#80 - 2012-01-08 13:55:12 UTC  |  Edited by: Zimmy Zeta
I would say that in the middle ages necromancy was considered a serious crime and an affront to god and nature and the suspicion alone would have brought you to the stake.

I'd like to apologize for the poor quality of the post above and sincerely hope you didn't waste your time reading it. Yes, I do feel bad about it.