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New Eden's Sexiest Investment Opportunity

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Cartographica
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#1 - 2014-04-03 20:10:31 UTC  |  Edited by: Cartographica
Cartographica
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#2 - 2014-04-03 20:10:45 UTC  |  Edited by: Cartographica
[read this ^^^]
Shizuken
Venerated Stars
#3 - 2014-04-03 20:13:00 UTC
Who wants to set the over/under on this thread getting locked?
BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#4 - 2014-04-03 20:13:55 UTC  |  Edited by: BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie
Retracted. I support this product or service.

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george harries
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#5 - 2014-04-03 20:16:31 UTC
Wrong forum - try Market Discussions - although I'll get my popcorn out, I suspect the word Ponzi may be used Big smile
Marsha Mallow
#6 - 2014-04-03 20:17:09 UTC
Cartographica wrote:
something fit for folks of wealth and taste

Wrong forum (this is the peasant forum, there's NO money here, and definitely no taste) ---> Market Discussions . They'll be really nice and helpful there, and shower you with stuff. Off you go.

Ripard Teg > For the morons in the room:

Sweets > U can dd my face any day

Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#7 - 2014-04-03 20:18:07 UTC  |  Edited by: Khergit Deserters
I didn't trust this until I saw OP's avatar. He looks like a regional sales rep/bank loan officer/motivational seminar speaker. I.e. an authentic money-loving business-type guy. Might be legit.

Edit: Also, only an authentic business-type guy would use the word "Sexiest" as a adjective modifying the word "Investment."
Shizuken
Venerated Stars
#8 - 2014-04-03 20:18:17 UTC
You should try market discussion, where the rest of the real scams are.
Akirei Scytale
Okami Syndicate
#9 - 2014-04-03 20:18:51 UTC
Lemme guess, you read a book about Ponzi Schemes?

You're supposed to present your scam as a believable service, not just "gimme your money, trust I can consistently work market magic and I will return your cash plus X%!" because everyone here knows you can't.
Mr Epeen
It's All About Me
#10 - 2014-04-03 20:25:55 UTC
Where the hell are you Doc?

We need you more than ever today.

Mr Epeen Cool
Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#11 - 2014-04-03 20:35:20 UTC
Phaser Inc MKII?

In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.

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The Troll Bridge
#12 - 2014-04-03 20:37:19 UTC
Relevant.






Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?

Salvos Rhoska
#13 - 2014-04-03 20:48:33 UTC
Doc Fury
Furious Enterprises
#14 - 2014-04-03 20:55:48 UTC
Mr Epeen wrote:
Where the hell are you Doc?

We need you more than ever today.

Mr Epeen Cool



Even Doc has to eat sometime. Big smile

There's a million angry citizens looking down their tubes..at me.

Beekeeper Bob
Beekeepers Anonymous
#15 - 2014-04-03 21:01:04 UTC
Scam threads in GD are left open now? Roll

Signature removed - CCP Eterne

Serene Repose
#16 - 2014-04-03 21:04:19 UTC
I invested in your firm. Now, I'm BROKE-er-age...

Despite carefully crafted wall of text this post earns 3 Yawns.

yawn yawn yawn

We must accommodate the idiocracy.

Pytria Le'Danness
Placid Reborn
#17 - 2014-04-03 21:06:18 UTC
Wait, what? I thought Erotica 1 was banned?
Doc Fury
Furious Enterprises
#18 - 2014-04-03 21:10:51 UTC
Mods are asleep. This is now a Zamboni thread!


Boni1

Boni2

Boni3




There's a million angry citizens looking down their tubes..at me.

Mistah Ewedynao
Ice Axe Psycho Killers
#19 - 2014-04-03 21:15:27 UTC
Where's those LSD guys when you need them?

Nerf Goons

Nuke em from orbit....it's the only way to be sure.

Michael Ruckert
Hohere Kavallerie-Kommando
#20 - 2014-04-03 21:16:38 UTC
Bernie Madoff plays EVE. Must have gotten privileges for good behavior to post here.

"No matter how well you perform there's always somebody of intelligent opinion who thinks it's lousy." - Laurence Olivier

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