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Open Announcement To The Minmatar Terrorists

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Foley Aberas Jones
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#21 - 2014-04-03 02:33:32 UTC
Cant we just all agree on one thing



Amarrians are ass holes





Jamly are we still friends? we need to hang out more....
Diana Kim
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#22 - 2014-04-03 03:57:28 UTC
Foley Aberas Jones wrote:
Cant we just all agree on one thing



Amarrians are ass holes





Jamly are we still friends? we need to hang out more....

Oh, so, that is what you think. Right.

But you know what, I would rather prefer to be called ******* as well as you called them, if this is needed to fight against these terrorists, soaked with gallentean propaganda tribals and primitive minmatar "freedom fighters".

Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.

In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.

Foley Aberas Jones
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#23 - 2014-04-03 04:02:54 UTC
Diana Kim wrote:
Foley Aberas Jones wrote:
Cant we just all agree on one thing



Amarrians are ass holes





Jamly are we still friends? we need to hang out more....

Oh, so, that is what you think. Right.

But you know what, I would rather prefer to be called ******* as well as you called them, if this is needed to fight against these terrorists, soaked with gallentean propaganda tribals and primitive minmatar "freedom fighters".



i...i..i.i.i.i i mean within reason amarrians are assholes,
just when they get all high and mighty do i mean that


Caldarians are awesome,
Saya Ishikari
Ishukone-Raata Technological Research Institute
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
#24 - 2014-04-03 04:04:25 UTC
Foley Aberas Jones wrote:
Diana Kim wrote:
Foley Aberas Jones wrote:
Cant we just all agree on one thing



Amarrians are ass holes





Jamly are we still friends? we need to hang out more....

Oh, so, that is what you think. Right.

But you know what, I would rather prefer to be called ******* as well as you called them, if this is needed to fight against these terrorists, soaked with gallentean propaganda tribals and primitive minmatar "freedom fighters".



i...i..i.i.i.i i mean within reason amarrians are assholes,
just when they get all high and mighty do i mean that


Caldarians are awesome,

No luck yet, Foley?

"At the end of it all, we have only what we've left in our wake to be remembered by." -Kyoko Ishikari, YC 95 - YC 117

Foley Aberas Jones
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#25 - 2014-04-03 04:07:33 UTC
Saya Ishikari wrote:
Foley Aberas Jones wrote:
Diana Kim wrote:
Foley Aberas Jones wrote:
Cant we just all agree on one thing



Amarrians are ass holes





Jamly are we still friends? we need to hang out more....

Oh, so, that is what you think. Right.

But you know what, I would rather prefer to be called ******* as well as you called them, if this is needed to fight against these terrorists, soaked with gallentean propaganda tribals and primitive minmatar "freedom fighters".



i...i..i.i.i.i i mean within reason amarrians are assholes,
just when they get all high and mighty do i mean that


Caldarians are awesome,

No luck yet, Foley?


I try so hard....
Saya Ishikari
Ishukone-Raata Technological Research Institute
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
#26 - 2014-04-03 04:09:40 UTC
Foley Aberas Jones wrote:
Saya Ishikari wrote:
Foley Aberas Jones wrote:
Diana Kim wrote:
Foley Aberas Jones wrote:
Cant we just all agree on one thing



Amarrians are ass holes





Jamly are we still friends? we need to hang out more....

Oh, so, that is what you think. Right.

But you know what, I would rather prefer to be called ******* as well as you called them, if this is needed to fight against these terrorists, soaked with gallentean propaganda tribals and primitive minmatar "freedom fighters".



i...i..i.i.i.i i mean within reason amarrians are assholes,
just when they get all high and mighty do i mean that


Caldarians are awesome,

No luck yet, Foley?


I try so hard....

I know, Foley, I know. *patpat*

"At the end of it all, we have only what we've left in our wake to be remembered by." -Kyoko Ishikari, YC 95 - YC 117

Claudia Osyn
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#27 - 2014-04-03 04:23:36 UTC
Foley Aberas Jones wrote:
Saya Ishikari wrote:
Foley Aberas Jones wrote:
Diana Kim wrote:
Foley Aberas Jones wrote:
Cant we just all agree on one thing



Amarrians are ass holes





Jamly are we still friends? we need to hang out more....

Oh, so, that is what you think. Right.

But you know what, I would rather prefer to be called ******* as well as you called them, if this is needed to fight against these terrorists, soaked with gallentean propaganda tribals and primitive minmatar "freedom fighters".



i...i..i.i.i.i i mean within reason amarrians are assholes,
just when they get all high and mighty do i mean that


Caldarians are awesome,

No luck yet, Foley?


I try so hard....

Not hard enough, I guess. Could direct you to our local Minmatar pharmaceutical expert? Miss Denton may have something to aid in your endeavor, you could always get some combat boosters and ransom a date out of her...

A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.

Anabella Rella
Gradient
Electus Matari
#28 - 2014-04-03 05:16:49 UTC  |  Edited by: Anabella Rella
So you're still lusting after that scrawny, asexual psychopath, Jones? Gods and spirits man, you can do so much better! For the life of me I'll never understand why you're attracted to... it.

When the world is running down, you make the best of what's still around.

Karynn Denton
Lekhantsi Salvage Depot
#29 - 2014-04-03 06:30:18 UTC
Claudia Osyn wrote:

Not hard enough, I guess. Could direct you to our local Minmatar pharmaceutical expert? Miss Denton may have something to aid in your endeavor, you could always get some combat boosters and ransom a date out of her...


Thank you Claudia!

Pilot Jones, she's right you know - surely the only way into that cold, martial heart is to prove yourself in combat against her.

And I've got plenty of colourful, mind-bending delights to help you do that.

Oh, and my cat's called Jones too, so you get a discount! Big smile


Are there any psychotropic combat enhancers available for Dusties?

Karynn Denton

Caravan Master

Agiri Falken
Akagi Initiative
#30 - 2014-04-03 08:02:22 UTC  |  Edited by: Agiri Falken
Karynn Denton wrote:
Claudia Osyn wrote:

Not hard enough, I guess. Could direct you to our local Minmatar pharmaceutical expert? Miss Denton may have something to aid in your endeavor, you could always get some combat boosters and ransom a date out of her...


Thank you Claudia!

Pilot Jones, she's right you know - surely the only way into that cold, martial heart is to prove yourself in combat against her.

And I've got plenty of colourful, mind-bending delights to help you do that.

Oh, and my cat's called Jones too, so you get a discount! Big smile


Are there any psychotropic combat enhancers available for Dusties?

Industrial corrosives and flashbangs, maybe... The metabolism of these clones is already cranked out like crazy. Besides which, the simple comparison of an infantry grade clone going up against an unaugmented human is so stupidly one sided that the best use of any drugs isn't to further pump up the Duster... Thats already a complete squash. Combat stims would just add even more overkill.
Foley Aberas Jones
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#31 - 2014-04-03 11:33:54 UTC
Karynn Denton wrote:


Pilot Jones,




Im a Duster...
Stitcher
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#32 - 2014-04-03 14:44:37 UTC  |  Edited by: Stitcher
Foley, I recall the time you played "five finger fillet" with a nova knife and a locus grenade. I remember thinking, as I watched the inevitable explosion rip you in half, "that man could not possibly be more insane."

Did you have go and prove me wrong by trying to get into Diana Kim's pants? Stick with blowing yourself up, it'd be safer.

AKA Hambone

Author of The Deathworlders

Claudia Osyn
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#33 - 2014-04-03 15:26:58 UTC
Karynn Denton wrote:
Claudia Osyn wrote:

Not hard enough, I guess. Could direct you to our local Minmatar pharmaceutical expert? Miss Denton may have something to aid in your endeavor, you could always get some combat boosters and ransom a date out of her...


Thank you Claudia!

Pilot Jones, she's right you know - surely the only way into that cold, martial heart is to prove yourself in combat against her.

And I've got plenty of colourful, mind-bending delights to help you do that.

Oh, and my cat's called Jones too, so you get a discount! Big smile


Are there any psychotropic combat enhancers available for Dusties?

I do what I can to help.

o7

A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.

Karynn Denton
Lekhantsi Salvage Depot
#34 - 2014-04-03 17:13:07 UTC
Foley Aberas Jones wrote:
Karynn Denton wrote:


Pilot Jones,




Im a Duster...


Oh, my apologies.

Well, as Pilot Falken has kindly clarified, there aren't any enhancements for Dusters that I can help you with, sorry.

Unless you want something... recreational?

Karynn Denton

Caravan Master

Vulxanis Viceroy
Offworld Trading Company
Khimi Harar
#35 - 2014-04-03 17:16:41 UTC
Foley Aberas Jones wrote:
Cant we just all agree on one thing

Amarrians are ass holes

Jamly are we still friends? we need to hang out more....


The depths of your idiocy continue to astound.

You must be a colossally ignorant fool to spout such generalized nonsense, especially about your allies, and feel you will not offend anyone.

Not only do you continue to dishonor the empress with your idiotic fantasies and statements, but you verbally insult us all directly without exception?

Truly, you are the very definition of obtuseness.

In Character: Only responds to "Lord Draconis"

Pronounced "Vulzanis"

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Tabor Murn
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#36 - 2014-04-03 17:22:48 UTC
Anabella Rella wrote:
So you're still lusting after that scrawny, asexual psychopath, Jones? Gods and spirits man, you can do so much better! For the life of me I'll never understand why you're attracted to... it.


Sebbies shouldn't be making fun of anyone for being scrawny.
Kalaratiri
Full Broadside
Deepwater Hooligans
#37 - 2014-04-03 17:33:51 UTC
Tabor Murn wrote:
Anabella Rella wrote:
So you're still lusting after that scrawny, asexual psychopath, Jones? Gods and spirits man, you can do so much better! For the life of me I'll never understand why you're attracted to... it.


Sebbies shouldn't be making fun of anyone for being scrawny.


I think we're called "petite".

She's mad but she's magic, there's no lie in her fire.

This is possibly one of the worst threads in the history of these forums.  - CCP Falcon

I don't remember when last time you said something that wasn't either dumb or absurd. - Diana Kim

Kale Silence
Doomheim
#38 - 2014-04-03 17:36:13 UTC
Kalaratiri wrote:
Tabor Murn wrote:
Anabella Rella wrote:
So you're still lusting after that scrawny, asexual psychopath, Jones? Gods and spirits man, you can do so much better! For the life of me I'll never understand why you're attracted to... it.


Sebbies shouldn't be making fun of anyone for being scrawny.


I think we're called "petite".


I think the word you're looking for is sexy. Blink
Claudia Osyn
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#39 - 2014-04-03 17:50:08 UTC
Karynn Denton wrote:
Foley Aberas Jones wrote:
Karynn Denton wrote:


Pilot Jones,




Im a Duster...


Oh, my apologies.

Well, as Pilot Falken has kindly clarified, there aren't any enhancements for Dusters that I can help you with, sorry.

Unless you want something... recreational?

Got a rufie he can slip her?

A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.

Foley Aberas Jones
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#40 - 2014-04-03 20:26:56 UTC
Vulxanis Viceroy wrote:
Foley Aberas Jones wrote:
Cant we just all agree on one thing

Amarrians are ass holes

Jamly are we still friends? we need to hang out more....



Not only do you continue to dishonor the empress with your idiotic fantasies and statements, but you verbally insult us all directly without exception?

.





Looooooooooooooooooong story, just know we met though a bunch of times with me getting arrested for breaking into her private chambers while sleep walking...we don't exactly see each other or talk...its hard to explain, i think em and her are just neutral, because i still have this problem of sleep walking / breaking in, but now she doesn't have me arrested its more like "Can you please leave, im busy" then i just acknowledge it and the guards just escort me out rather than knocking me out

She knows i hate the Amarrian agenda of slavery...because i was drunk one time... i mean i never killed anyone while sleep walking

its only when You Amarrians are ass holes when you go about telling Minmatars to "Go back to your slave pens" so maybe i should had re phrased my last qoute





Also i do work for the Amarrians, i fight their fronts, i hate your damn agenda but i have my reasons why im swallowing what pride i have and working with you in taking districts

, however i never accept a job to asset in enslaving a group

in fact if i was too accept it, i would possibly kill everyone tasked with enslaving

So **** you, say that to my face i would break every god damn bone in your body and leave you in the middle of nowhere so you can die slowly