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BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#41 - 2014-04-02 16:24:20 UTC
Kristopher Rocancourt wrote:
Claudia Osyn wrote:
Damnit, why are we still acknowledging these clowns?



because of awesome codebros like D400

Hear Hear!

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Jared Lennox
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#42 - 2014-04-02 21:18:03 UTC
ugly inside wrote:
Some more stuff and tears..


It's only 10 million a year.

http://www.minerbumping.com/p/the-code.html
ugly inside
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#43 - 2014-04-02 22:21:09 UTC  |  Edited by: ugly inside
Jared Lennox wrote:
ugly inside wrote:
Some more stuff and tears..


my kill to death ratio is less than a belt rat

https://zkillboard.com/character/90378559/
OUCH that efficiency %.

tears of joy my friend.. tears of joy.. i make and sell destroyers.. so thank you for buying them at almost 120% the price they were a year ago almost.

yes i am providing the code what they need. that does make me a lord of war.. but then again. im sucking the funds out of their pocket because they clearly arnt getting any income per ship they blow up.. zkillboard doesn't pay you.. you don't insta-loot the wrecks you get.. honestly your isk efficiency is even worse than your kill ratio.

so yes write SOME MORE TEARS.. because you noobs cant even land a 1:1 K/D ratio with 20 others shooting at the same guy.

the code is for people who play eve and failed at low sec pirates. sure they stalk the "unsuspecting" prey. but hey, last time i checked knights went to the middle east to spread their religions inquisition and 500 years later planes, subways, embassy, and even the middle east weren't friendly place to be for those knights. too soon?
BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#44 - 2014-04-02 23:45:21 UTC  |  Edited by: BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie
Um, since when have we ever measured sucess in K/D ratio? The maximum K/D ratio that we can have is 33% due to our chosen profession. The New Order's sucess is measured in permits sold and hearts won. A lesser indicator is isk destroyed which stands at 1.02 trillion for just the CODE. alliance (a 91% isk efficiency). Admittedly 91% isn't fabulous for ganking, but consider our targets. We aren't hitting very many freighters, mostly mining barges. Its too bad there's no column for percentage of ganks successful.

I'm happy that you are selling destroyers for a profit. If anything you should be supporting the order to maintain the volume traded.

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Sabriz Adoudel
Move along there is nothing here
#45 - 2014-04-03 02:49:56 UTC
BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie wrote:

I'm happy that you are selling destroyers for a profit. If anything you should be supporting the order to maintain the volume traded.



This.

You should look into selling mining barges in the systems we are active in too (I do this on occasion). There's always demand for them after a CODE visit.

If you want to stimulate additional demand for your products, you could even watchlist people that buy mining contraband and send their names to us.

I support the New Order and CODE. alliance. www.minerbumping.com
Haedonism Bot
People for the Ethical Treatment of Rogue Drones
#46 - 2014-04-03 02:56:14 UTC
ugly inside wrote:
Jared Lennox wrote:
ugly inside wrote:
Some more stuff and tears..


my kill to death ratio is less than a belt rat

https://zkillboard.com/character/90378559/
OUCH that efficiency %.


You mean his 98.62% efficiency? Is that bad?

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Solecist Project
#47 - 2014-04-03 16:27:51 UTC  |  Edited by: Solecist Project
This thread is a failure.

You are acting like a stupid kid that whines about crap it doesn't like.


That'll show em! Really! We're all soooo proud of our little forum warrior!

Now please stop pretending what you are doing is in any way different from crying rivers about things that do not actually negatively influnce you the slightest.

That ringing in your ears you're experiencing right now is the last gasping breathe of a dying inner ear as it got thoroughly PULVERISED by the point roaring over your head at supersonic speeds. - Tippia
Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
Doomheim
#48 - 2014-04-03 19:23:08 UTC
ugly inside wrote:

...
the code is for people who play eve and failed at low sec pirates. sure they stalk the "unsuspecting" prey. but hey, last time i checked knights went to the middle east to spread their religions inquisition and 500 years later planes, subways, embassy, and even the middle east weren't friendly place to be for those knights. too soon?

Hi Ugly,

(and thank you for letting me call you that)

+1 has been added to the Kill-It-Forward queue for your pansied heresies against ambassadors of HTFU. If you renounce your heresy, embrace HTFU, and travel through every system in hisec stopping to ask in local for the forgiveness of all content-creators now suffering under the nerfs muppets like you sourced, we may consider a -1 to the queue.

Do this not, and surely an innocent carebear in hisec will die, as GOD is my witness.

Your heresies, our hands, their blood, your conscience.

F

Would you like to know more?
Claudia Osyn
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#49 - 2014-04-03 22:21:36 UTC
Feyd Rautha Harkonnen wrote:


Do this not, and surely an innocent carebear in hisec will die, as GOD is my witness.

Your heresies, our hands, their blood, your conscience.

F

Has this threat ever actually worked? I mean really: "Apologize, or we will gank someone you nether know, nor care about!"

This is suppose to make us beg forgiveness? You are just going to gank them anyway.

A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.
Kaarous Aldurald
Black Hydra Consortium.
#50 - 2014-04-04 00:23:09 UTC
Claudia Osyn wrote:
Feyd Rautha Harkonnen wrote:


Do this not, and surely an innocent carebear in hisec will die, as GOD is my witness.

Your heresies, our hands, their blood, your conscience.

F

Has this threat ever actually worked? I mean really: "Apologize, or we will gank someone you nether know, nor care about!"

This is suppose to make us beg forgiveness? You are just going to gank them anyway.


You would truly be surprised how much tears metagaming someone else's random destruction can get you.

Oh, and Feyd isn't really a ganker, by the way.

"Verily, I have often laughed at the weaklings who thought themselves good because they had no claws."

One of ours, ten of theirs.

Best Meltdown Ever.
Claudia Osyn
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#51 - 2014-04-04 01:46:04 UTC
Kaarous Aldurald wrote:
Claudia Osyn wrote:
Feyd Rautha Harkonnen wrote:


Do this not, and surely an innocent carebear in hisec will die, as GOD is my witness.

Your heresies, our hands, their blood, your conscience.

F

Has this threat ever actually worked? I mean really: "Apologize, or we will gank someone you nether know, nor care about!"

This is suppose to make us beg forgiveness? You are just going to gank them anyway.


You would truly be surprised how much tears metagaming someone else's random destruction can get you.

Oh, and Feyd isn't really a ganker, by the way.

I guess I'm just a bit more heartless then most. Last time someone tried this on me, I thanked them for securing me some more ore....Straight

A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.
Diesel47
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#52 - 2014-04-10 17:57:24 UTC
lol best poetry ever seen.
Maxmillian Rokatansky
Doomheim
#53 - 2014-04-11 00:51:13 UTC
Feyd Rautha Harkonnen wrote:
ugly inside wrote:

...
the code is for people who play eve and failed at low sec pirates. sure they stalk the "unsuspecting" prey. but hey, last time i checked knights went to the middle east to spread their religions inquisition and 500 years later planes, subways, embassy, and even the middle east weren't friendly place to be for those knights. too soon?

Hi Ugly,

(and thank you for letting me call you that)

+1 has been added to the Kill-It-Forward queue for your pansied heresies against ambassadors of HTFU. If you renounce your heresy, embrace HTFU, and travel through every system in hisec stopping to ask in local for the forgiveness of all content-creators now suffering under the nerfs muppets like you sourced, we may consider a -1 to the queue.

Do this not, and surely an innocent carebear in hisec will die, as GOD is my witness.

Your heresies, our hands, their blood, your conscience.

F

Wow good stuff man, is that roleplay or just symbolism, either way if thats the kind of thing you're into you might want to remember how sweet little Feyd ended up going out in the story. Or at least pick a villain that actually acomplishes something besides taking a knife to the gullet. Maybe Hannibal Lecter, he got sh*t done.
Amyclas Amatin
SUNDERING
Goonswarm Federation
#54 - 2014-04-11 05:50:14 UTC
If CODE were real, it would be a communist (goon) bloc sponsored cult that regularly sends suicide bombers to the first world (those decadent high-sec carebears) to wreck havoc and spread the will of the "saviour". Still unrepentent? Here's more suicide bombings for you! No one can stop us! We are all willing to die for the cause, knowing that our souls will live forever! If we serve the saviour well in this life, we might even be born again as part of the chosen race of goon!!

For more information on the New Order of High-Sec, please visit: http://www.minerbumping.com/

Remember that whenever you have a bad day in EVE, the correct reponse is "Thank you CCP, may I please have another?"
Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#55 - 2014-04-11 10:23:13 UTC
Amyclas Amatin wrote:
If CODE were real, it would be a communist (goon) bloc sponsored cult that regularly sends suicide bombers to the first world (those decadent high-sec carebears) to wreck havoc and spread the will of the "saviour". Still unrepentent? Here's more suicide bombings for you! No one can stop us! We are all willing to die for the cause, knowing that our souls will live forever! If we serve the saviour well in this life, we might even be born again as part of the chosen race of goon!!


I tried to think of a witty remark involving Goons (Grr™), 72 virgins, martyrdom and the afterlife, but failed miserably

In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.

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