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Mr Sphinx
Inner Visions
#21 - 2014-03-18 16:57:22 UTC
Did you know:Diet Coke was introduced in 1982

I honestly thought this was introduced much, much later. Interested in learning more about us? Jump into [sound] and lets have a chat.
The BlackPrince
Inner Visions
#22 - 2014-03-19 20:57:50 UTC  |  Edited by: The BlackPrince
Did you know: That flies can react to an object it sees and change direction in less than 30 milliseconds

That explains why I am having such a hard time hitting anything with a flyswatter. Are you a new player and interested in small-gang PvP? Are you looking for a place where it's okay to be curious and ask questions? If so then jump into [sound] and have a chat. All it takes is saying "hello" and you're on your way

Currently building carriers and rorquals. Contact me for a cheap capital ship.
Xqu
Inner Visions
#23 - 2014-03-20 18:33:50 UTC
Did you know:That unless the food your're eating is mixed with saliva will you not be able to taste it.

Our doors are always open for newer players who want to taste PvP and wish to be a part of a newbie friendly environment. Come into our channel [sound] for a chat. (With the brackets)

There is no stupid questions, just stupid answers
Taria Niminen
Inner Visions
#24 - 2014-03-22 21:53:20 UTC
Did you know:That the average person has over 1,460 dreams a year

That seems like a very high number of dreams,but I guess that's just a possive thing.
Vqu
Inner Visions
#25 - 2014-03-23 20:50:29 UTC
Did you know:That from space the brightest man made place is Las Vegas
Zqu
Inner Visions
#26 - 2014-03-25 16:46:13 UTC
Did you know: Dendrophobia is the fear of trees

That gotta be a difficult fear to deal with.

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XavierVE
No Corporation for Old Spacemen
#27 - 2014-03-26 21:26:10 UTC
Did you know: Syria, China, Vietnam, and Iran have banned Facebook

First time I've really heard a factoid about that particular group of four countries which made me appreciate them. I'd say that they'd probably regret it when Farmville: Oculus Edition comes out, lord knows that will be a winner. Be sure to swing by [SOUND] chat, we're trying to farm enough people to build ourselves a nice little EVE village ourselves.
XavierVE
No Corporation for Old Spacemen
#28 - 2014-03-27 22:44:42 UTC
Did you know: Those who watched black-and-white television as youngsters tend to have more monochrome dreams than children who watched color television.

I'm actually quite jealous about that. Would love to have a bunch of black and white dreams, all film noir style. Goddamn RCA for making color televisions and ruining the artistic quality of dreams. That said, you'll never have a monochrome time if you join [SOUND] chat to talk about recruitment, the conversation tends to be colorful.
The BlackPrince
Inner Visions
#29 - 2014-03-28 12:28:30 UTC
Did you know:That shrimps are all born male but slowly grow into females

Currently building carriers and rorquals. Contact me for a cheap capital ship.
XavierVE
No Corporation for Old Spacemen
#30 - 2014-03-30 17:21:23 UTC
Did you know: While couples with children are less likely to divorce than childfree couples, the arrival of a new baby is more likely to bring more stress and emotional distance than new happiness. Nearly 90% of couples experienced decrease in martial satisfaction after the birth of their first child.

Secret to a happy marriage? Find a wife who doesn't want a kid and will let you play EVE all the time. I can attest to the truth of this statement. If you're looking for a corp who would rather live the stress-free life rather than make you pregnant, stop by [SOUND] chat today and we can discuss a happy coupling of your game-time and our resources.
Alan Kemper
Quebec's Underdog League
Quebec United Legions
#31 - 2014-03-31 19:21:09 UTC
XavierVE wrote:


Secret to a happy marriage? Find a wife who doesn't want a kid and will let you play EVE all the time. I can attest to the truth of this statement. If you're looking for a corp who would rather live the stress-free life rather than make you pregnant, stop by [SOUND] chat today and we can discuss a happy coupling of your game-time and our resources.


I like that.
Ragnar Severasse
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#32 - 2014-04-01 04:49:38 UTC
I am not in this corp but I like it anyway. Bump.

Did you know: Due to their lower blood temperature, Opossums are resistant to the rabies virus.
XavierVE
No Corporation for Old Spacemen
#33 - 2014-04-02 15:33:38 UTC
Did you know: Well into the Middle Ages, many believed volcanoes were entrances into the fiery underworld.

I prefer a world where Volcanoes are indeed actually entrances to a fiery underworld. Speaking of entering things, if you enter [SOUND] chat today, you'll be taken into a recruiting underworld. Don't worry, the process shouldn't burn you.
XavierVE
No Corporation for Old Spacemen
#34 - 2014-04-03 00:38:11 UTC  |  Edited by: XavierVE
Did you know: In several countries, some new brides place tiny bags containing chicken’s blood into the vagina prior to intercourse to prove the hymen was intact before marriage. In other countries, women have placed congealed sheep’s blood in their vaginas for the same purpose.

Yeah, but you know who has it REALLY, REALLY bad? White American dudes on the internet. Just ask them, they'll tell you all about it. For RITES though, we don't care if we're not your first corp. Or your second corp. Or your third corp. We just care that we're your best corp! Aww. Come join [SOUND] chat today and leave the animal gore at home.
XavierVE
No Corporation for Old Spacemen
#35 - 2014-04-04 15:50:58 UTC
Did you know: A belief of some American Indians was that the earth is supported by a giant tortoise, which made the earth tremble each time it took a step.

It's shocking that they lost the Plains War. People often ask us what our goal with the corp is, and it is certainly to make EVE tremble with the speed of a giant turtle. If you visit [SOUND] chat, you may help us achieve this goal by the year 2050.
Crixalis Vemane
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#36 - 2014-04-04 16:35:21 UTC
XavierVE wrote:
Meet the basic requirements of being a decent human being....
...You're not a misogynist, stalking females or devaluing them verbally like a mongoloid.

Yeah. Darn mongoloids treat women so poorly. Not like us superior caucasoid and negroids.
XavierVE
No Corporation for Old Spacemen
#37 - 2014-04-05 23:39:22 UTC
Did you know: That the person who made this thread didn't even think of the term Mongoloid in reference to Mongolia, but in the "person with a very low IQ" usage of the word. Oops!

Luckily, there's a better word to be used. Speaking of a place where you can use words, [SOUND] chat has a need to consume words all the time. Stop by and we'll throw an entire bevy of verbiage right into your eyelobes*.

*eyelobe isn't a word, but it's quite enjoyable to say out loud
XavierVE
No Corporation for Old Spacemen
#38 - 2014-04-06 15:54:04 UTC
Did you know: Every member of President Teddy Roosevelt’s family owned a pair of stilts, including the first lady

Just when you thought Teddy Roosevelt couldn't have been cooler, you find out that his family were a bunch of stilt-walkers. Sadly, the stilt fell out of favor when Marvel created Stilt-Man, who was the lamest comic book villain of all time. Swing by [SOUND] chat today, we'll be sure not to have a stilted conversation while determining if you're wanting to reach new heights in EVE by walking amongst us.
XavierVE
No Corporation for Old Spacemen
#39 - 2014-04-07 20:34:06 UTC
Did you know: Tanks were initially called “landships.” However, in an attempt to disguise them as water storage tanks rather than as weapons, the British decided to code name them “tanks.”

Ingenious really. I'm sure that when the Germans and other allied powers saw them, they figured the giant nozzle on the front was going to spray water rather than explosive shells. Our recruitment channel is called [SOUND] rather than [RECRUITMENT] in an attempt to disguise the true nature of the channel from hostile entities. Obviously a foolproof plan.
Fin1te Cosmicon
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#40 - 2014-04-07 21:32:36 UTC
Hi there, I think you're the Corp for me from the sounds of things. I meet all your requirements and you seem to have almost everything I'm looking for in a Corp. Most importantly the mature, intelligent and reasonable parts, in that order. 3.5 mill sp, currently down in your original neighborhood skulking about in my maticore - read your history, yup all 10 posts. ;)
I've been holding out joining a Corp because I've been looking for the right one. I'll join your channel tonight.