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Because today is the first of april...

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Solecist Project
#1 - 2014-04-01 14:15:11 UTC
This is actually serious.


I'm looking for a small corp to join.



You know you want me.



Think of all the possibilities!




What do you think? Let's have a general discussion about it.



Thanks!

That ringing in your ears you're experiencing right now is the last gasping breathe of a dying inner ear as it got thoroughly PULVERISED by the point roaring over your head at supersonic speeds. - Tippia
ISD Ezwal
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
ISD Alliance
#2 - 2014-04-01 19:34:43 UTC  |  Edited by: ISD Ezwal
I have removed a rule breaking post and those quoting it.

The Rules:
26. Off-topic posting is prohibited.

Off-topic posting is permitted within reason, as sometimes a single comment may color or lighten the tone of discussion. However, excessive posting of off-topic remarks in an attempt to derail a thread may result in the thread being locked, or a forum warning being issued.

route rule 66. April 1st jokes and CCL.

If April 1st jokes involve threads being started on the forum, CCL reserves the right to lock them for any reason whatsoever.
The only exception is when the April 1st joke in question makes at least one member of the ISD CCL division online at that time laugh out loud. In that case the thread will only get locked if in violation with forum rules 1 to 34.

ISD Ezwal Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs)
Solecist Project
#3 - 2014-04-01 20:24:41 UTC
ISD Ezwal wrote:
I have removed a rule breaking post and those quoting it.

The Rules:
26. Off-topic posting is prohibited.

Off-topic posting is permitted within reason, as sometimes a single comment may color or lighten the tone of discussion. However, excessive posting of off-topic remarks in an attempt to derail a thread may result in the thread being locked, or a forum warning being issued.

route rule 66. April 1st jokes and CCL.

If April 1st jokes involve threads being started on the forum, CCL reserves the right to lock them for any reason whatsoever.
The only exception is when the April 1st joke in question makes at least one member of the ISD CCL division online at that time laugh out loud. In that case the thread will only get locked if in violation with forum rules 1 to 34.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA XD

That ringing in your ears you're experiencing right now is the last gasping breathe of a dying inner ear as it got thoroughly PULVERISED by the point roaring over your head at supersonic speeds. - Tippia
Solecist Project
#4 - 2014-04-01 20:26:53 UTC  |  Edited by: Solecist Project
Now if only people knew what the "offending" posts were... :)

Hi doc fury! (hint!)

That ringing in your ears you're experiencing right now is the last gasping breathe of a dying inner ear as it got thoroughly PULVERISED by the point roaring over your head at supersonic speeds. - Tippia
Mr Epeen
It's All About Me
#5 - 2014-04-01 20:32:50 UTC
You made me log into EVEsearch with that tease and all I see is Doc being Doc?

Damn you, waste my timer!

Mr Epeen Cool
Solecist Project
#6 - 2014-04-01 20:34:41 UTC
Mr Epeen wrote:
You made me log into EVEsearch with that tease and all I see is Doc being Doc?

Damn you, waste my timer!

Mr Epeen Cool
And I even named him wrong, but edited my post now. ^^

Wouldn't you agree that his post was seriously offtopic and in heavy need of removal?

That ringing in your ears you're experiencing right now is the last gasping breathe of a dying inner ear as it got thoroughly PULVERISED by the point roaring over your head at supersonic speeds. - Tippia
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#7 - 2014-04-01 20:39:01 UTC
Solecist Project wrote:
You know you want me.

Um... I do? This would be news to me.

Solecist Project wrote:
Think of all the possibilities!

Ok..im about 80% youre coming on to me at this point...

Solecist Project wrote:
What do you think?

I think that I have almost no clue how Christian Slater keeps getting work.

Solecist Project wrote:
Let's have a general discussion about it.

Im not exactly sure. Youd think at this point the guy would have given up and gone to Burger King by now. Maybe he has a REALLY good agent.

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Mr Epeen
It's All About Me
#8 - 2014-04-01 20:40:42 UTC
Solecist Project wrote:
Mr Epeen wrote:
You made me log into EVEsearch with that tease and all I see is Doc being Doc?

Damn you, waste my timer!

Mr Epeen Cool
And I even named him wrong, but edited my post now. ^^

Wouldn't you agree that his post was seriously offtopic and in heavy need of removal?


Well, far be it from me to break forum rules. I would never, ever comment on moderation.

But really, I just want to get through one day with all my posts intact.

Mr Epeen Cool
Dark Hominy
Doomheim
#9 - 2014-04-01 20:41:45 UTC
You could join my corp. They're a pretty fun group to play with.
KnowUsByTheDead
Sunlight...Through The Blight.
#10 - 2014-04-01 20:42:52 UTC
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:


Solecist Project wrote:
What do you think?

I think that I have almost no clue how Christian Slater keeps getting work.

Solecist Project wrote:
Let's have a general discussion about it.


Im not exactly sure. Youd think at this point the guy would have given up and gone to Burger King by now. Maybe he has a REALLY good agent.


You guys made me choke on the coffee.

Lol.

Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the comedian is the only thing that makes sense.
Solecist Project
#11 - 2014-04-01 20:50:45 UTC
Dark Hominy wrote:
You could join my corp. They're a pretty fun group to play with.
Awesome!

After reading your post, I've sent an app and I got accepted IMMEDIATELY!


Okay, what do we do?

That ringing in your ears you're experiencing right now is the last gasping breathe of a dying inner ear as it got thoroughly PULVERISED by the point roaring over your head at supersonic speeds. - Tippia
Dark Hominy
Doomheim
#12 - 2014-04-01 20:52:37 UTC
We do stuff!

Just wait in chat and someone will post up various groups for all your play preferences. But no bondage.
KnowUsByTheDead
Sunlight...Through The Blight.
#13 - 2014-04-01 20:55:55 UTC
But what if Sol likes bondage?

Shocked

Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the comedian is the only thing that makes sense.
Solecist Project
#14 - 2014-04-01 21:11:18 UTC
Dark Hominy wrote:
We do stuff!

Just wait in chat and someone will post up various groups for all your play preferences. But no bondage.
I actually never had the idea that there might be groups within the starter corps that have formed.

Can you tell me more about it?

That ringing in your ears you're experiencing right now is the last gasping breathe of a dying inner ear as it got thoroughly PULVERISED by the point roaring over your head at supersonic speeds. - Tippia
Solecist Project
#15 - 2014-04-01 21:13:12 UTC
KnowUsByTheDead wrote:
But what if Sol likes bondage?

Shocked
No.

Or do sandals count too?

That ringing in your ears you're experiencing right now is the last gasping breathe of a dying inner ear as it got thoroughly PULVERISED by the point roaring over your head at supersonic speeds. - Tippia
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#16 - 2014-04-01 21:44:41 UTC
KnowUsByTheDead wrote:
But what if Sol likes bondage?

Shocked



Then we are gonna need to see permission slips signed in triplicate and waivers signed and notorized, photocopies of government issued ID, Written and verbal authorization given by both the Giver and receiver, a court stenographer present, You will need to stop every 30 seconds to reaffirm your authorization, we will need a publically known safeword, and we will need full physicals on both parties complete with bloodwork and STD panel.

Im sorry, but Rules is Rules. We don't want a repeat of the New Salem ***** Trials now do we?

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Solecist Project
#17 - 2014-04-01 21:46:45 UTC
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
KnowUsByTheDead wrote:
But what if Sol likes bondage?

Shocked



Then we are gonna need to see permission slips signed in triplicate and waivers signed and notorized, photocopies of government issued ID, Written and verbal authorization given by both the Giver and receiver, a court stenographer present, You will need to stop every 30 seconds to reaffirm your authorization, we will need a publically known safeword, and we will need full physicals on both parties complete with bloodwork and STD panel.

Im sorry, but Rules is Rules. We don't want a repeat of the New Salem ***** Trials now do we?
Is that a movie reference or something?

That ringing in your ears you're experiencing right now is the last gasping breathe of a dying inner ear as it got thoroughly PULVERISED by the point roaring over your head at supersonic speeds. - Tippia
Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#18 - 2014-04-01 21:55:11 UTC
Solecist Project wrote:
Dark Hominy wrote:
We do stuff!

Just wait in chat and someone will post up various groups for all your play preferences. But no bondage.
I actually never had the idea that there might be groups within the starter corps that have formed.

Can you tell me more about it?
CAS They do stuff

Got a newbie alt in CAS myself, thinking about checking out their operations in Syndicate.

In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.

New Player FAQ

Feyd's Survival Pack
Solecist Project
#19 - 2014-04-01 21:58:32 UTC
Jonah Gravenstein wrote:
Solecist Project wrote:
Dark Hominy wrote:
We do stuff!

Just wait in chat and someone will post up various groups for all your play preferences. But no bondage.
I actually never had the idea that there might be groups within the starter corps that have formed.

Can you tell me more about it?
CAS They do stuff

Got a newbie alt in CAS myself, thinking about checking out their operations in Syndicate.
Wow!

Why didn't I know of this?


Oh, I know! BECAUSE IT'S NOT IN THE MOTD! *cough*


Anyway ... I had no idea! But ... any gankers? :/



I'll have a look into this ...

That ringing in your ears you're experiencing right now is the last gasping breathe of a dying inner ear as it got thoroughly PULVERISED by the point roaring over your head at supersonic speeds. - Tippia
Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#20 - 2014-04-01 22:04:31 UTC  |  Edited by: Jonah Gravenstein
Solecist Project wrote:
Jonah Gravenstein wrote:

Got a newbie alt in CAS myself, thinking about checking out their operations in Syndicate.

Wow!

Why didn't I know of this?


Oh, I know! BECAUSE IT'S NOT IN THE MOTD! *cough*


Anyway ... I had no idea! But ... any gankers? :/



I'll have a look into this ...
Hehe if there isn't a gankers special interest group, create one, it's not like you don't know what you're doing, teach some newbies about the dark side Pirate

Nothing says I love you quite like being shot at by a swarm of frigates and newbships.

No awoxing though Sad

Edit ~ I only found about about SIGs in newb corps over Xmas, one of the reasons I rolled a gallente alt, + The Tristan and Algos are boss if you know what you're doing with them.
Edit: Fixed quoting. ISD Ezwal. ~ TY Big smile

In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.

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