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ugly inside
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#1 - 2014-04-01 17:31:22 UTC
...they would look something similar to these goofs http://pbs.twimg.com/media/BjsQj6oIEAAsYNO.jpg:medium

and the april fools joke here is themselves. april fools everyone! the code is a joke!
ugly inside
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#2 - 2014-04-01 17:34:56 UTC
admins/mods feel free to move this post. i was reading some other post and clicked new post and just realized it put this topic under crime & punishment
BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#3 - 2014-04-01 17:59:38 UTC
This is the appropriate place as your opposition to the code is a crime, and I'm too lazy to dispense punishment.

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ugly inside
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#4 - 2014-04-01 18:18:58 UTC
you kill me 0 times, you are lazy? no! you are fail!

concord watch you, concord kill you!
you kill me none concord kill you twice!
and still you want everone to be blue!


concord is high secs champion,
concord is high secs true security.
concord knows i dont pay you
so concord knows i am good too!

you fit a ship you lose it.
but not to the skilled players, you lose it to the NPC
OWNED you say, ITS A CRIME you cry
but in the end concord says DIE DIE DIE
and the code cant fight this,
for there is no lie!

lets get the BS aside, you preach about your killboards but in the end concord vs the code record is code: 0 concord over 9000.

your law is but text, and lets be honest you cry to a community that really cant read telling them to pay up or you will do it again.

we dont need to read your pointless text. because CONQUERED will =)
Haedonism Bot
People for the Ethical Treatment of Rogue Drones
#5 - 2014-04-01 18:32:30 UTC
ugly inside wrote:
you kill me 0 times, you are lazy? no! you are fail!

concord watch you, concord kill you!
you kill me none concord kill you twice!
and still you want everone to be blue!


concord is high secs champion,
concord is high secs true security.
concord knows i dont pay you
so concord knows i am good too!

you fit a ship you lose it.
but not to the skilled players, you lose it to the NPC
OWNED you say, ITS A CRIME you cry
but in the end concord says DIE DIE DIE
and the code cant fight this,
for there is no lie!

lets get the BS aside, you preach about your killboards but in the end concord vs the code record is code: 0 concord over 9000.

your law is but text, and lets be honest you cry to a community that really cant read telling them to pay up or you will do it again.

we dont need to read your pointless text. because CONQUERED will =)


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Agondray
Avenger Mercenaries
VOID Intergalactic Forces
#6 - 2014-04-01 19:16:20 UTC
LOL +1 to OP because well... truth.

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Claudia Osyn
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#7 - 2014-04-01 20:22:01 UTC
Damnit, why are we still acknowledging these clowns?

A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.
Amyclas Amatin
SUNDERING
Goonswarm Federation
#8 - 2014-04-01 21:04:37 UTC
I am not sure what the OP is insinuating. Is he saying that our behaviour is deviant compared to the general EVE population? Or that what we do is largely unpopular?

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Claudia Osyn
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#9 - 2014-04-01 21:18:30 UTC
Amyclas Amatin wrote:
I am not sure what the OP is insinuating. Is he saying that our behaviour is deviant compared to the general EVE population? Or that what we do is largely unpopular?

Well given CODE's support base, I wouldn't say your unpopular and by no means are you in the deep end of the deviant pool (grr...goons. and all that) CODE people are an annoyance, but the rules they flaunt around make them rather predictable and therefor, not too much of a threat to anyone paying attention.

A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.
Amyclas Amatin
SUNDERING
Goonswarm Federation
#10 - 2014-04-01 21:21:47 UTC
Claudia Osyn wrote:
Amyclas Amatin wrote:
I am not sure what the OP is insinuating. Is he saying that our behaviour is deviant compared to the general EVE population? Or that what we do is largely unpopular?

Well given CODE's support base, I wouldn't say your unpopular and by no means are you in the deep end of the deviant pool (grr...goons. and all that) CODE people are an annoyance, but the rules they flaunt around make them rather predictable and therefor, not too much of a threat to anyone paying attention.


It is mostly bots and bot aspirants who suffer. For everyone else, we ask for the simple indulgence of a 10 million isk per YEAR mining permit. If you look at it economically, you can support us, provide us with intel, and have us remove your competition and practically no cost to yourself. Supporting the CODE is good for honest players.

For more information on the New Order of High-Sec, please visit: http://www.minerbumping.com/

Remember that whenever you have a bad day in EVE, the correct reponse is "Thank you CCP, may I please have another?"
ugly inside
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#11 - 2014-04-01 21:33:35 UTC
BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie wrote:
This is the appropriate place as your opposition to the code is a crime, and I'm too lazy to dispense punishment.



judge dredd called.. he wants his quotes back http://eng-eng.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/JudgeDredd.jpg
Jared Lennox
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#12 - 2014-04-01 22:25:12 UTC
ugly inside wrote:
blah blah blah


Buy a mining permit and shut your mouth up..

http://www.minerbumping.com/p/the-code.html
admiral root
Red Galaxy
#13 - 2014-04-01 22:43:05 UTC
Claudia Osyn wrote:
the rules they flaunt around


We don't flaunt rules, but if it's what helps you sleep at night...

No, your rights end in optimal+2*falloff
Mike Adoulin
Happys Happy Hamster Hunting Club
#14 - 2014-04-01 22:46:44 UTC
Er...strawberry?

*flaunts the strawberry*

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And if it isn't, it's your job to make it a trap...:)

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ugly inside
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#15 - 2014-04-01 23:26:58 UTC  |  Edited by: ugly inside
Jared Lennox wrote:
ugly inside wrote:
blah blah blah


Buy a mining permit and shut your mouth up..


i dont remember saying BLAH BLAH BLAH.. but hey if your brain cant comprehend my words, maybe less eve and more SKOO!

more proof of the code and their followers false tendencies..

https://gate.eveonline.com/Corporation/Maniacal%20Laughter%20Ltd._

they claim to support the cause.. but the kill they link goes to a war target kill.. that isnt killing BOTING targets.. thats killing people because of a war-dec. nobody was protected. no code was lived up to. but they support your cause. check the combat record for the day.

jasmine 315 says:
Q. Why are you in an NPC corp? Are you afraid of being wardecced?

On the contrary, I am Invincible and am afraid of nothing. I do not need corp members to fight my battles for me, nor do I feel the need to hide behind a corporate veil. I will fight anyone at any time. However, creating a corporation does cost over a million isk, which would cut into my profit margin.

3 people gave 1 billion each. how big of a corporation do you need? you dont even need all the skills to increase the size with as few followers as you have.

concord has killed your whole fleets TWO times for every time you killed a single retriever. the combative action only makes miners more isk. you cant combat a POS that builds the ships that your princess-knights require to keep your ganks up. you are burning a dozen ships for a single orca. orcas die daily for 1 reason or another their price doesnt go up. but when the supply of small ammo, guns,ships becomes low. the code will only make miners rich. in the end the code has earned me almost +million per destroyer/cruiser i've built and sold.

so followers of a virtual cult, because they cant find any purpose in life themselves, heres to you for being so fail you need me to continue building for your war efforts.. keep failing, because concord isnt a customer, just a customer producer!

every cycle of veldspare i mine and take home is a victory you wont have. every belt rat i blow up with passive drone skills is a victory you cant steal from me.

you have killed me 0 times and you will kill me 0 times tomorrow.

THE CODE IS LAW
THE CODE IS YOU FAIL

sorry you put your faith in jamie? http://paulalay.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/south-park-wow.jpg
BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#16 - 2014-04-01 23:57:42 UTC
This has to be one of the funniest and nonsensical threads I've ever seen. I'm tempted to insult the OP's mother to get more tears, but that would be fairly immature, so I'll pass.

OP you did mention how James has billions of isk and yet the FAQ section of The Code mentions the cost to create a corp. Of course this is true, but it is also true that paying to create a corp is an expense with little benefit and does cut into profit margins. Fortunately, since the writing of The Code, James has revised his strategy to allow himself to create a corp and win wars at will by paying attention to isk efficiency with no shots fired. (Poor Will, he keeps getting fired at, and now wars are directed at him? Sad)

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Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#17 - 2014-04-02 00:24:52 UTC  |  Edited by: Jonah Gravenstein
ugly inside wrote:

more proof of the code and their followers false tendencies..

https://gate.eveonline.com/Corporation/Maniacal%20Laughter%20Ltd._

they claim to support the cause.. but the kill they link goes to a war target kill.. that isnt killing BOTING targets.. thats killing people because of a war-dec. nobody was protected. no code was lived up to. but they support your cause. check the combat record for the day.
Absence of a permit is as valid reason as any to wardec someone, a wardec is one amongst many ways of enforcing the code.

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John XIII
The Carnifex Corp
#18 - 2014-04-02 00:58:28 UTC
Highsec is a place for friends people. Support your local gankers with isk, intel, or equipment and take an active role in saving highsec.

TIA

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Sabriz Adoudel
Move along there is nothing here
#19 - 2014-04-02 01:17:34 UTC
...i accidentally the strawberry, is that bad?

I support the New Order and CODE. alliance. www.minerbumping.com
Malcolm Shinhwa
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#20 - 2014-04-02 01:18:31 UTC
We're not real people? Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?

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