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Summer expansion theme revealed!
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Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#1 - 2014-04-01 17:45:59 UTC  |  Edited by: Unsuccessful At Everything
The theme for this summer's Eve Online expansion has been revealed! PvE!

AnouncingEve Online:Plushie's Paradise!

Finally! Absolute highsec safety and an actual expansions worth of content! CCP is also bringing back the login screen with music! OMG amaze-balls!

To show this break with tradition, CCP has decided against the traditional Orchestral soundtrack and decided to go with more of a 90's hip-hop theme!

Here are the lyrics to the Eve Online: Plushie's Paradise theme song, ripped straight from the little known uber-secret Kobold server!


As I warp through the system 2 jumps out of Hek,
I take a look at my wallet and realize theres nothing left.
Cause ive been runnin missions so long that
Even my CEO thinks that my mind is gone.

But I aint ganked a rat that didn’t deserve it.
Me be treated like a carebear? That’s not unheard of!
But you better watch how you tank and fit to specs,
Of else itll be your Marauder that ends up as a wreck.

I really hate to gripe but I gotta issue..
Some griefers in my mission make me usin' tissues..
They shot my MTU and that aint right,
Now CONCORD showing up givin' them a fight!

We can now spend most our lives
living in a Plushie’s Paradise.
We can mine and mission all damn night,
living in a Plushie’s Paradise.
AFK and botting is our right,
Cause we living in a Plushie’s Paradise!

This mining situation has got me facing
Which movie im gonna watch while AFK’in?
I gotta be down with the max yield jack!
CCP buffed my Mack and CONCORD got my back.

Im an uneducated fool with ISKies on my mind,
I got Veld in my hold, and an Orca by my side.
No real need to play gonna get this outta my way
Im gonna let my bots run all night and all day.

CONCORD aint nothing but 2 seconds away,
Even in this .5, they can save the day.
Ive been mining 23, but can I mine 24?
Itll depend on how long downtime is tonight though.

Tell me why did we, wait so long to see,
That now that highsec’s safe, gankers cant hurt me?

We can now spend most our lives
living in a Plushie’s Paradise.
We can mine and mission all damn night,
living in a Plushie’s Paradise.
AFK and botting is our right,
Cause we living in a Plushie’s Paradise!

Gankers aint got no money, and they no longer have the power,
They getting banned by the handful, wallets set neg by the hour.
Everybody’s Mining, Everybody’s haulin’.
But now that only mission runner’s losing ships,
The market is a fallin’.

They say I gotta learn at least once try some PvP..
How how can I learn, if its now against the EULA to PvP?
I guess I cant, I guess I wont
I guess im bored, its too late, and now im out of luck…****.

We can now spend most our lives
living in a Plushie’s Paradise.
We can mine and mission all damn night,
living in a Plushie’s Paradise.
AFK and botting is our right,
Cause we living in a Plushie’s Paradise!

Tell me why are we, so blind to see..
That game is worse..with just PVE?
Tell my why were we, so blind to see..
That this game is worse, with just PvE.


I for one am looking forward to this new cuddly expansion, Rubicon was aptly named, because THERE IS NO GOING BACK.

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Sevendeadly Sins
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#2 - 2014-04-01 17:48:58 UTC
The sad thing is, this probably WILL happen to EVE sooner or later.

http://www.zombo.com
Felicity Love
Doomheim
#3 - 2014-04-01 17:56:16 UTC
Dammit... lost that bet... my ISK was on a new "threat" to Empire... the giant, planet-eating, robotic ship shaped like a pita... with extra sauce....

Blink

"EVE is dying." -- The Four Forum Trolls of the Apocalypse.   ( Pick four, any four. They all smell.  )
Tollen Gallen
Glory of Reprisal Enterprise
#4 - 2014-04-01 18:02:36 UTC
3/10

P



I like Snow.

Zimmy Zeta - I f*cking love martinis. the original ones, with gin, not that vodka martini crap. Your old Friends can use me for 7 days, free!!!
Karen Avioras
The Raging Raccoons
#5 - 2014-04-01 18:05:55 UTC
pls make youtube vid of singing this
Sevendeadly Sins
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#6 - 2014-04-01 18:16:01 UTC
Tollen Gallen wrote:
3/10

P



I like Snow.

I like snow too!

http://www.zombo.com
Doc Fury
Furious Enterprises
#7 - 2014-04-01 18:18:21 UTC
4/10

Only because there is a distinct lack of Pandas in your expansion.

☼

There's a million angry citizens looking down their tubes..at me.
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#8 - 2014-04-01 18:22:28 UTC
Doc Fury wrote:
4/10

Only because there is a distinct lack of Pandas in your expansion.



If you read my history of future patches, youd realize that Eve Online:Plushie's Paradise paves the way for Eve Online:Pandaverse. You cant have Pandas in both expansions! Im pretty sure that's how you get ants.

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Doc Fury
Furious Enterprises
#9 - 2014-04-01 18:25:34 UTC
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
Doc Fury wrote:
4/10

Only because there is a distinct lack of Pandas in your expansion.



If you read my history of future patches, youd realize that Eve Online:Plushie's Paradise paves the way for Eve Online:Pandaverse. You cant have Pandas in both expansions! Im pretty sure that's how you get ants.



Would that be before or after the expansion: "Danger Zone"?



☼

There's a million angry citizens looking down their tubes..at me.
Malcolm Shinhwa
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#10 - 2014-04-01 18:28:37 UTC
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
Doc Fury wrote:
4/10

Only because there is a distinct lack of Pandas in your expansion.



If you read my history of future patches, youd realize that Eve Online:Plushie's Paradise paves the way for Eve Online:Pandaverse. You cant have Pandas in both expansions! Im pretty sure that's how you get ants.


Using my jedi mind powers to force you to come on Teamspeak and sing this song.

[i]"The purpose of fighting is to win. There is no possible victory in defense. The sword is more important than the shield and skill is more important than either. The final weapon is the brain. All else is supplemental[/i]."
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#11 - 2014-04-01 18:29:58 UTC  |  Edited by: Unsuccessful At Everything
Doc Fury wrote:
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
If you read my history of future patches, youd realize that Eve Online:Plushie's Paradise paves the way for Eve Online:Pandaverse. You cant have Pandas in both expansions! Im pretty sure that's how you get ants.

Would that be before or after the expansion: "Danger Zone"?



Eve Online: Danger Zooooone is the expansion after Eve Online: Pandaverse where in order to entice all the subs back that they lost during the Eve Online: Plushie's Paradise/ Eve Online: Pandaverse fiasco, CCP reintroduces PvP/scamming/PvP/ganking/fun. Eve Online: Danger Zooooone was touted by PCGamer as "the greatest Eve expansion of all time, as evidenced by the excerpt below:

PCGamer wrote:
Eve Online: Danger Zooooone is the greatest expansion in the history of Eve Online.

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#12 - 2014-04-01 18:34:00 UTC
Malcolm Shinhwa wrote:
Using my jedi mind powers to force you to come on Teamspeak and sing this song.


This is not the singing voice you are looking for. I can go about my business. Move along.


Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Jessica Danikov
Network Danikov
#13 - 2014-04-01 19:21:39 UTC
Sindel & co needs to sing this.
Natassia Krasnoo
R3D SHIFT
#14 - 2014-04-01 19:25:30 UTC
That was...wonderful!!! 10/10! Do it again! Do it again!!
Dragon Outlaw
Rogue Fleet
#15 - 2014-04-01 19:27:52 UTC
Posting in an unsuccessful thread
WouldYouEver HaveSexWith aGoat
Doomheim
#16 - 2014-04-01 19:28:07 UTC
I'm not uneducated Sad
Azami Nevinyrall
172.0.0.1
#17 - 2014-04-01 19:58:47 UTC
2/10

...
Recury en Distel
en Distel Family
#18 - 2014-04-01 20:05:48 UTC
this was so funny holy ****
Darth Bladius
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#19 - 2014-04-01 20:10:36 UTC
Source pls.
BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#20 - 2014-04-01 20:20:51 UTC
Doc Fury wrote:
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
Doc Fury wrote:
4/10

Only because there is a distinct lack of Pandas in your expansion.



If you read my history of future patches, youd realize that Eve Online:Plushie's Paradise paves the way for Eve Online:Pandaverse. You cant have Pandas in both expansions! Im pretty sure that's how you get ants.



Would that be before or after the expansion: "Danger Zone"?




I heard that "Danger Zone" got canceled because the word "Danger" was too hardcore for most eve players.

8/10 Would be higher, but a few verses seemed off.

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