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I am a corp theif.
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DarkLordDante
Jems house of sin
#1 - 2014-04-01 12:53:57 UTC
Or as i prefer to be called, i am an asset removal specialist.

/Confession (i feel better now).

Info?

Final takings are at 67bil. (i have been working for LAWN, INK, NULI, RZR and Cold Fusion).

I am currently enjoying my retirement.
Bumsicle Wedgie
Doomheim
#2 - 2014-04-01 13:01:45 UTC
Proof or it didn't hap... oh wait, I don't care.
DarkLordDante
Jems house of sin
#3 - 2014-04-01 13:05:51 UTC
Bumsicle Wedgie wrote:
Proof or it didn't hap... oh wait, I don't care.


Me too. I often walk down buckingham street swinging my penis (you know like a helicopter), if you do it fast enough the tip freezes.. do you like starbucks aswell?
Bumsicle Wedgie
Doomheim
#4 - 2014-04-01 13:26:13 UTC
DarkLordDante wrote:


Compensating.



I like Starbucks even less than your imaginary giant e-wang.

Both are very 2011.
Solecist Project
#5 - 2014-04-01 14:03:44 UTC
Working FOR, as in you stole assets from their opposition...
... or FOR, as in until I stopped and took it all?

That ringing in your ears you're experiencing right now is the last gasping breathe of a dying inner ear as it got thoroughly PULVERISED by the point roaring over your head at supersonic speeds. - Tippia
Intoxicated Mutant
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#6 - 2014-04-01 17:11:30 UTC
*yawn*
General Nusense
Doomheim
#7 - 2014-04-01 17:46:57 UTC
DarkLordDante wrote:
Bumsicle Wedgie wrote:
Proof or it didn't hap... oh wait, I don't care.


Me too. I often walk down buckingham street swinging my ***** (you know like a helicopter), if you do it fast enough the tip freezes.. do you like starbucks aswell?



claims he dont care, but makes a thread about it.

Made a signature so I am taken seriously on the forums, since thats the only thing they are good for.
BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#8 - 2014-04-01 17:57:26 UTC
You are welcome to contract me the assets for appraisal so that I may post proof on this thread. Until such time I must reserve judgement on whether or not this theft actually occurred.

Founder of Violet Squadron, a small gang NPSI community! Mail me for more information.

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Sabriz Adoudel
Move along there is nothing here
#9 - 2014-04-02 01:34:43 UTC
OP declares self to be awesome, fails to provide evidence.

OP is mediocre until proven awesome.

I support the New Order and CODE. alliance. www.minerbumping.com
Jack Morrison
Team Liquid crp.
#10 - 2014-04-02 09:27:12 UTC  |  Edited by: Jack Morrison
Sabriz Adoudel wrote:
OP declares self to be awesome, fails to provide evidence.

OP is mediocre until proven awesome.


I will be pleased if OP puts a bit more effort into this thread and posts a youtube link for a david hasselhof song. Bear

Looking for a group to pew with ? Have a chat with me.
Froggy Storm
KarmaFleet
Goonswarm Federation
#11 - 2014-04-02 09:47:29 UTC
Day late apr1 attempt perhaps?
Percival Rose
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#12 - 2014-04-02 10:15:44 UTC
Troll'd http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaqC5FnvAEc

Do you know who's going to inherit New Eden? Arms dealers. Because everyone else is too busy killing each other.
Jamwara DelCalicoe Ashley
New Eden Tech Support
#13 - 2014-04-02 11:01:16 UTC  |  Edited by: Jamwara DelCalicoe Ashley
Sabriz Adoudel wrote:
OP declares self to be awesome, fails to provide evidence.

OP is mediocre until proven awesome.


You know, for being a redhead, you seem to be balanced, reasonable and fair. That is more scary to me than the OP who likes to drink his own podgoo. Ick. Shocked

Thank me later :D
WouldYouEver HaveSexWith aGoat
Doomheim
#14 - 2014-04-02 14:11:17 UTC  |  Edited by: WouldYouEver HaveSexWith aGoat
DarkLordDante wrote:
Or as i prefer to be called, i am an asset removal specialist.

/Confession (i feel better now).

Info?

Final takings are at 67bil. (i have been working for LAWN, INK, NULI, RZR and Cold Fusion).

I am currently enjoying my retirement.

We don't care. Bye.
lanyaie
Nocturnal Romance
Cynosural Field Theory.
#15 - 2014-04-02 16:40:34 UTC
Wtf is a theif?

Spaceprincess

People who put passwords on char bazaar Eveboards are the worst.
Leto Thule
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#16 - 2014-04-02 20:42:08 UTC
Jamwara DelCalicoe Ashley wrote:
Sabriz Adoudel wrote:
OP declares self to be awesome, fails to provide evidence.

OP is mediocre until proven awesome.


You know, for a redhead, you seem to balanced, reasonable and fair. That is more scary to me than the OP who likes to drink his own podgoo. Ick. Shocked


Gross / hilarious.

Thunderdome ringmaster, Community Leader and Lord Inquisitor to the Court of Crime and Punishment
Solecist Project
#17 - 2014-04-04 17:25:11 UTC
Jamwara DelCalicoe Ashley wrote:
You know, for being a redhead, you seem to be balanced, reasonable and fair.
Damn racist! REPORTED!

That ringing in your ears you're experiencing right now is the last gasping breathe of a dying inner ear as it got thoroughly PULVERISED by the point roaring over your head at supersonic speeds. - Tippia
Diesel47
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#18 - 2014-04-10 17:54:03 UTC
Solecist Project wrote:
Jamwara DelCalicoe Ashley wrote:
You know, for being a redhead, you seem to be balanced, reasonable and fair.
Damn racist! REPORTED!


Hes being sexist not racist you pleb.