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Announcement: God has Given Pleasure Hubs Over to Destruction
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Samira Kernher
Cail Avetatu
#41 - 2014-03-31 16:39:11 UTC
Nauplius wrote:
Erica Dusette wrote:

Is a shame to learn of the wrecks fate, but I do think we may be onto something Mr Nauply. I suggest next time you encounter one of these pleasure hubs that you engage it with a different kind of weapon, ah. You may well encounter a revelation.


The moment my big toe crosses the entrance to a Pleasure Hub, I would receive not Revelation but eternal Damnation at the hands of a holy and righteous God.


You've already guaranteed yourself eternal Damnation. May your name be struck.
Claudia Osyn
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#42 - 2014-03-31 16:57:35 UTC
Note to self: set up a pleasure hub in Nauppie's name....

A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.
Nauplius
Hoi Andrapodistai
#43 - 2014-03-31 17:11:23 UTC
Fredfredbug4 wrote:
Naupy! Your last sacrifice was a million people! Now only only six hundred forty? Tisk tisk, you're starting to slack old timer! God looks unfavorable upon the lazy.

No heaven for you.


No slacking — each of these reprobate sinners had to be recovered from the vacuum of space, moved to temporary holding, and then gathered up together and sacrificed. There was a great opportunity cost to myself in performing these time-consuming actions, for all the while the Amarr Militia has been in so-called T3 or T4 rewards, and had I spent all the time involved in Pleasure Hub operations performing missions for the IC24 instead, I would have earned hundreds of thousands or millions more Loyalty Points than what I have. But on other hand, these Pleasure Hub operations have built up great rewards for me in the storehouses of Paradise, and that is what matters most in the end. Amen. Amarr Victor.
Karynn Denton
Astrometrica
#44 - 2014-03-31 17:22:05 UTC
Claudia Osyn wrote:
Note to self: set up a pleasure hub in Nauppie's name....


I can see it now... "Nauppie's" in big, gaudy neon pink lettering...

Karynn Denton

Caravan Master
Claudia Osyn
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#45 - 2014-03-31 19:09:13 UTC
Karynn Denton wrote:
Claudia Osyn wrote:
Note to self: set up a pleasure hub in Nauppie's name....


I can see it now... "Nauppie's" in big, gaudy neon pink lettering...

And it shall cater to BDSM and religious role play fetishes.Twisted

A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.
Fredfredbug4
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#46 - 2014-03-31 19:35:55 UTC
Nauplius wrote:
Fredfredbug4 wrote:
Naupy! Your last sacrifice was a million people! Now only only six hundred forty? Tisk tisk, you're starting to slack old timer! God looks unfavorable upon the lazy.

No heaven for you.


No slacking — each of these reprobate sinners had to be recovered from the vacuum of space, moved to temporary holding, and then gathered up together and sacrificed. There was a great opportunity cost to myself in performing these time-consuming actions, for all the while the Amarr Militia has been in so-called T3 or T4 rewards, and had I spent all the time involved in Pleasure Hub operations performing missions for the IC24 instead, I would have earned hundreds of thousands or millions more Loyalty Points than what I have. But on other hand, these Pleasure Hub operations have built up great rewards for me in the storehouses of Paradise, and that is what matters most in the end. Amen. Amarr Victor.


Suuuuuure! Soon you'll be bragging about the devinely inspired, complex, well thought out and college educated plans you have to bring the Jove to their knees by spitting on their shoes. They will learn the wrath of God! Amen. Amarr Victor.

For now it seems you are on a downward spiral. A downward spiral into the eternal damnation of irrelevency.

Watch_ Fred Fred Frederation_ and stop [u]cryptozoologist[/u]! Fight against the brutal genocide of fictional creatures across New Eden! Is that a metaphor? Probably not, but the fru-fru- people will sure love it!
Cassiopiae
#47 - 2014-04-01 05:41:38 UTC  |  Edited by: Cassiopiae
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Leopold Caine
Stillwater Corporation
#48 - 2014-04-01 08:08:50 UTC
Nauplius wrote:

But no longer. For I have waged a brutal week-long war against the foul Pleasure Hubs of the Bleak Lands and Devoid, particularly those marked “Hidden Hideaway”.


Hidden Hideaway?
Last I checked, that would mark an illegal settlement in a cosmic anomaly, and correct me if I'm wrong, but most of those in Bleak Lands and Devoid belong to the Blood Raiders.

Are you saying you just caused a sizeable amount of damage to Blood Raider Pleasure Hubs in the Bleaks?
Unless I'm missing something, isn't that a bit of a faux pas in regards to your newly found religious and political association?
  • Leopold Caine, Domination Malakim

Angels are never far...

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Cassiopiae
#49 - 2014-04-01 08:41:14 UTC  |  Edited by: Cassiopiae
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Arkady Vachon
The Gold Angels
Sixth Empire
#50 - 2014-04-01 09:14:10 UTC
Jonas Wickonian wrote:
God's want followers right? Why not try missionary work instead of a mad man's?



I think Nappy went to the Pleasure Hub to discuss the missionary position with the employees there. Must have failed and needed to compensate.

Nothing Personal - Just Business...

Chaos Creates Content
Cassiopiae
#51 - 2014-04-01 09:42:32 UTC  |  Edited by: Cassiopiae
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Nauplius
Hoi Andrapodistai
#52 - 2014-04-01 11:09:39 UTC
Leopold Caine wrote:
Nauplius wrote:

But no longer. For I have waged a brutal week-long war against the foul Pleasure Hubs of the Bleak Lands and Devoid, particularly those marked “Hidden Hideaway”.


Hidden Hideaway?
Last I checked, that would mark an illegal settlement in a cosmic anomaly, and correct me if I'm wrong, but most of those in Bleak Lands and Devoid belong to the Blood Raiders.

Are you saying you just caused a sizeable amount of damage to Blood Raider Pleasure Hubs in the Bleaks?
Unless I'm missing something, isn't that a bit of a faux pas in regards to your newly found religious and political association?


It is true that Hidden Hideaway Pleasure Hubs in the Bleak Lands belong to the Blood Raiders, a wayward sect of the Blood Raiders, for no true and pure follower of the Red God would operate a den of sin. That said, out of respect for fellow followers of the Red God (however mislead), I learned that I could avoid assaulting Blood Raider pilots and only target their Pleasure Hubs; once these dens of perversion and decadence are exploded, the Hidden Hideaway disbands and its pilots scatter.
Nauplius
Hoi Andrapodistai
#53 - 2014-04-01 11:17:45 UTC
Cassiopiae wrote:

How do you feel, Mr Nauplius, when the blood of your victims fall? A spattering, crimson rain upon your feet?


I feel exalted. I feel powerful. I feel closer to God than I have ever been. Do you know the Amarr Scripture that says only when a man is stripped to his very foundations is he closest to God? I now realize that this Scripture, too, has been corrupted by the liberals; the original text meant, "Only when a man has been stripped to his very foundations by being blooded is the man performing the blooding closest to God".

I laugh at those who boast of their own fornication and mock at my lack thereof. In blooding is there pleasure, power, and glory beyond anything you fornicating fools could possibly imagine.
Cassiopiae
#54 - 2014-04-01 11:22:19 UTC  |  Edited by: Cassiopiae
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Leopold Caine
Stillwater Corporation
#55 - 2014-04-01 11:26:06 UTC
Nauplius wrote:
That said, out of respect for fellow followers of the Red God (however mislead), I learned that I could avoid assaulting Blood Raider pilots and only target their Pleasure Hubs...


Which, by your logic hold no Blood Raider pilots at all and are placed in these Hideaways as nice scenery?

Right.

I'm sure mr. Sarikusa will be glad to hear you alone hold the jurisdiction to decide which of his flock are deemed heretical and which aren't. In the meanwhile, keep up the good work and keep blowing up the Sabik.

Oh, and stay out of our territory.
  • Leopold Caine, Domination Malakim

Angels are never far...

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Cassiopiae
#56 - 2014-04-01 11:43:01 UTC  |  Edited by: Cassiopiae
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Tiberious Thessalonia
True Slave Foundations
#57 - 2014-04-01 11:48:10 UTC
Leopold Caine wrote:
Nauplius wrote:
That said, out of respect for fellow followers of the Red God (however mislead), I learned that I could avoid assaulting Blood Raider pilots and only target their Pleasure Hubs...


Which, by your logic hold no Blood Raider pilots at all and are placed in these Hideaways as nice scenery?

Right.

I'm sure mr. Sarikusa will be glad to hear you alone hold the jurisdiction to decide which of his flock are deemed heretical and which aren't. In the meanwhile, keep up the good work and keep blowing up the Sabik.

Oh, and stay out of our territory.


To be fair, Blood Raider ideology would state that whoever of the two is stronger would be the most correct. Omir Sarikusa is the leader of the blood raiders not just because he founded the ideology, but because he has been the most ruthless and most effective in managing control of it.

If Naupilus manages to convince enough of his fellow Raiders that HE is correct then he would be.

Of course, I rather suspect that most blood raiders quite like their pleasure hubs, so...
Ragnar Severasse
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#58 - 2014-04-01 11:48:24 UTC
Claudia Osyn wrote:
Karynn Denton wrote:
Claudia Osyn wrote:
Note to self: set up a pleasure hub in Nauppie's name....


I can see it now... "Nauppie's" in big, gaudy neon pink lettering...

And it shall cater to BDSM and religious role play fetishes.Twisted


And there you get to choose whether you want death metal or an angelic choir as your mood music.
Andreus Ixiris
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#59 - 2014-04-01 12:39:18 UTC
Ragnar Severasse wrote:
And there you get to choose whether you want death metal or an angelic choir as your mood music.

You're saying I can't have both?

Andreus Ixiris > A Civire without a chin is barely a Civire at all.

Pieter Tuulinen > He'd be Civirely disadvantaged, Andreus.

Andreus Ixiris > ...

Andreus Ixiris > This is why we're at war.
Nauplius
Hoi Andrapodistai
#60 - 2014-04-01 12:41:54 UTC
Cassiopiae wrote:
Namas Mr Nauplius

I offer you a vaucaalay – a toilet – for you to purge yourself of scripture. Have you not understood anything?


I need not be purged of Scripture; rather, I need more Scripture. I should never stop listening to the revelations of a holy and righteous God or stop seeking that Apocryphal Scripture which God in His infinite Wisdom chooses to re-reveal.

And no, God is not merely a synonym for illumination; God is a personal God, a God who feels emotions such as mercy and wrath. Particularly wrath.