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What exactly IS Goon Squad?

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Real Zebra
South Lords
#1 - 2014-03-31 19:26:18 UTC
I'v heard a lot about the CFC?
What exactly is it? What do they do?
Mr Epeen
It's All About Me
#2 - 2014-03-31 19:28:32 UTC
For the most part, they find new and interesting ways to annoy people. I say that in not a bad way, either.

Mr Epeen Cool
Real Zebra
South Lords
#3 - 2014-03-31 19:29:35 UTC
Annoy people? Why? How?
Natassia Krasnoo
R3D SHIFT
#4 - 2014-03-31 19:31:16 UTC
Posting in a not so stealth goon alt "look at us look at us!" Thread?
Bael Malefic
Doomheim
#5 - 2014-03-31 19:32:09 UTC
I almost sort of hope this is a genuine question from a genuine newbie.

But it's probably just this ^
Twulf
Purple Void Corporation
LinkNet
#6 - 2014-03-31 19:34:37 UTC
They are the "too powerful to fail" corp/Alliance in EVE.

People dislike them because they like being the "Bad guys in EVE"
They are good, they are big and they win alot, so people dislike them.
Jill Xelitras
Xeltec services
#7 - 2014-03-31 19:36:33 UTC
√evil + ʃ all things bad

Don't anger the forum gods.

ISD Buldath:

> I Saw, I came, I Frowned, I locked, I posted, and I left.

Doc Fury
Furious Enterprises
#8 - 2014-03-31 19:37:55 UTC
What is a Cheeto-stained neckbeard for $600 Alex.


There's a million angry citizens looking down their tubes..at me.

Caviar Liberta
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#9 - 2014-03-31 19:38:27 UTC
Twulf wrote:
They are the "too powerful to fail" corp/Alliance in EVE.

People dislike them because they like being the "Bad guys in EVE"
They are good, they are big and they win alot, so people dislike them.


Being the bad guy means people usually want to shot at you. This means you have people to shoot at.
DaReaper
Net 7
Cannon.Fodder
#10 - 2014-03-31 20:09:32 UTC
The Goon Squad is andre the giant in the princess bride... no waits that's the Brute Squad, my bad,

Goonsquad is a large alliance in eve that came form the somethingaweful community

OMG Comet Mining idea!!! Comet Mining!

Eve For life.

Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#11 - 2014-03-31 20:20:15 UTC
Some say that when mention of their name is at an all time low.... an alt will arise to speak it once more....





Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?

E-2C Hawkeye
HOW to PEG SAFETY
#12 - 2014-03-31 20:27:24 UTC
Real Zebra wrote:
I'v heard a lot about the CFC?
What exactly is it? What do they do?

They find the best and most effective way to xploite game mechanics to make your game as unfun as possible.
E-2C Hawkeye
HOW to PEG SAFETY
#13 - 2014-03-31 20:28:10 UTC
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
Some say that when mention of their name is at an all time low.... an alt will arise to speak it once more....






Yes they are the masters at self promotion thru alts as well.
I Love Boobies
All Hail Boobies
#14 - 2014-03-31 20:31:04 UTC
E-2C Hawkeye wrote:
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
Some say that when mention of their name is at an all time low.... an alt will arise to speak it once more....






Yes they are the masters at self promotion thru alts as well.



I think you got them mixed up with The New Order.
Lazrim
Doomheim
#15 - 2014-03-31 20:31:46 UTC
This may be a legit question. But I'm not sure about the term Goon squad.
A true newbie asked about the CODE in chat the other day. After some discussion it was decided the CODE was to EVE what salt and pepper are to eggs; not necessary but it sure does add flavor. I suppose the Goons could be considered tabasco or something like that.
Inquisitor Kitchner
The Executives
#16 - 2014-03-31 20:46:24 UTC
If you say our name in the mirror three times we kill you.

"If an injury has to be done to a man it should be so severe that his vengeance need not be feared." - Niccolo Machiavelli

Marsha Mallow
#17 - 2014-03-31 21:10:26 UTC
Inquisitor Kitchner wrote:
If you say our name in the mirror three times we kill you.

What, by proxy? Don't think anyone has ever mentioned EXE other than you.

CFC are not Goons. Goons used to be edgy and sometimes funny. The CFC made them fat, boring and middle aged :| This is what having kids does.

Ripard Teg > For the morons in the room:

Sweets > U can dd my face any day

Beekeeper Bob
Beekeepers Anonymous
#18 - 2014-03-31 21:14:51 UTC
Real Zebra wrote:
I'v heard a lot about the CFC?
What exactly is it? What do they do?



I hear posting with alts makes you relevant again?

Signature removed - CCP Eterne

Faux Sho
Umbra Victoria
#19 - 2014-03-31 21:54:57 UTC
If you say CFC three times in the mirror; Biggie Smalls will...
Miichael Epic
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#20 - 2014-03-31 22:01:39 UTC
I had no idea what Goon Squad was either...but now from reading this thread, it seems a group of TDS sufferers who make it their mission in life to ruin your game.

That's fantastic *drips with sarcasm*

You know what the problem with video games is? TDS. Don't know what TDS is? Message me...I'll explain :D
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