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Announcement: God has Given Pleasure Hubs Over to Destruction

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Anslo
Scope Works
#21 - 2014-03-31 12:24:41 UTC
Dude. What. Seriously. Why do you keep doing this ****.

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Nauplius
Hoi Andrapodistai
#22 - 2014-03-31 12:40:12 UTC
Erica Dusette wrote:

Is a shame to learn of the wrecks fate, but I do think we may be onto something Mr Nauply. I suggest next time you encounter one of these pleasure hubs that you engage it with a different kind of weapon, ah. You may well encounter a revelation.


The moment my big toe crosses the entrance to a Pleasure Hub, I would receive not Revelation but eternal Damnation at the hands of a holy and righteous God.

Nauplius
Hoi Andrapodistai
#23 - 2014-03-31 12:42:51 UTC
Slaver Filth wrote:

God chose the Amarr not the Khanid.


God indeed chose the Amarr, but in the Apocryphon, which is also True Scripture, He elected all who are of the faith. I prove myself to be of the faith by making blood sacrifice of those reprobates whom God has given over to destruction, such as the customers and employees of Pleasure Hubs.
Karmilla Strife
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#24 - 2014-03-31 12:43:39 UTC
Nauplius wrote:


The moment my big toe crosses the entrance to a Pleasure Hub, I would receive not Revelation but eternal Damnation at the hands of a holy and righteous God.



Perhaps then you should cut off your toes to spare yourself the risk of damnation.
Nauplius
Hoi Andrapodistai
#25 - 2014-03-31 12:47:59 UTC
Noden Vorpalstar wrote:

Are you using boosters, and if so perhaps they are having a negative effect on your psyche?


I have occasionally been found with Standard Drop Booster in my cargo hold, but of course said booster does not influence my prophecies and revelations in any way.
Nauplius
Hoi Andrapodistai
#26 - 2014-03-31 12:59:33 UTC
Orrin Kuvakei wrote:
As a learned Speaker of Truths and former Adjudicator for the Amarr Empire, I formally submit that your heresy is in violation of Imperial law, and punishable by capital means. Those souls that you claim to have saved serve no further purpose than to feed the delusions of your own disillusioned mind.

The weakness of your loyalty to the Empire is quantifiable at a level that even a commoner could calculate. Your name has been submitted to the Imperial courts and your judgement will come. It will be swift.


Although it would sadden me to undergo prosecution by God's wayward but still Chosen holy Amarr Empire, I would take it as further evidence of the Empire's decline into liberalism. Would the learned Speaker have me leave Pleasure Hubs alone? Even those operated by Sansha's Nation inside "Hidden Hideaways", as are those of Devoid?
Anyanka Funk
Doomheim
#27 - 2014-03-31 13:00:39 UTC
Ava Starfire wrote:
Nappy. As I have said, appropriate, it's another word for a diaper.

Like a diaper, you are disposable and filled with ****.


Ava, you really should not talk!

To all, consider this beautiful man's motives for a moment. Nauplius is not doing any of this for his own personal gain. He is redeeming these lost souls so they may too witness GOD's crimson glory! Fornicators more often than not have diseased blood. I can understand why Nauplius would eradicate their pestilence rather than consume them!

To those that would judge Nauplius for not procreating out of wedlock under the grace of GOD, maybe he has not yet met an equal with his devotion and charisma to spill his seed with!
Nauplius
Hoi Andrapodistai
#28 - 2014-03-31 13:03:05 UTC
Karmilla Strife wrote:
Nauplius wrote:


The moment my big toe crosses the entrance to a Pleasure Hub, I would receive not Revelation but eternal Damnation at the hands of a holy and righteous God.



Perhaps then you should cut off your toes to spare yourself the risk of damnation.


I thought that SFRIM is supposed to be an Amarrian loyalist organization. Do you actually support the continued pollution of God's holy space with Pleasure Hubs?
Jonas Wickonian
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#29 - 2014-03-31 13:07:49 UTC
God's want followers right? Why not try missionary work instead of a mad man's?
Karmilla Strife
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#30 - 2014-03-31 13:13:56 UTC
Nauplius wrote:


I thought that SFRIM is supposed to be an Amarrian loyalist organization. Do you actually support the continued pollution of God's holy space with Pleasure Hubs?


The Empire has laws for a reason, and honored institutions for enforcing those laws. This thread is not about pleasure hubs. Rather, it concerns a different kind of pollution. One which I'm sure my fellow pilots in SFRIM will join me in opposing.
Erica Dusette
Division 13
#31 - 2014-03-31 13:14:39 UTC
Nauplius wrote:
Erica Dusette wrote:

Is a shame to learn of the wrecks fate, but I do think we may be onto something Mr Nauply. I suggest next time you encounter one of these pleasure hubs that you engage it with a different kind of weapon, ah. You may well encounter a revelation.


The moment my big toe crosses the entrance to a Pleasure Hub, I would receive not Revelation but eternal Damnation at the hands of a holy and righteous God.


Well then I recommend going in head-first instead.

Jack Miton > you be nice or you're sleeping on the couch again!

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Candi LeMew
Division 13
#32 - 2014-03-31 13:17:25 UTC
Erica Dusette wrote:
Nauplius wrote:
Erica Dusette wrote:

Is a shame to learn of the wrecks fate, but I do think we may be onto something Mr Nauply. I suggest next time you encounter one of these pleasure hubs that you engage it with a different kind of weapon, ah. You may well encounter a revelation.


The moment my big toe crosses the entrance to a Pleasure Hub, I would receive not Revelation but eternal Damnation at the hands of a holy and righteous God.


Well then I recommend going in head-first instead.

Or just avoid the entrance and enter through the backdoor instead. Bahaha!

🍌

Remember... in Anoikis Bob Is Always Watching...

"I been kicked out of better homes than this" - Rick James

Erica Dusette
Division 13
#33 - 2014-03-31 13:18:31 UTC
/sigh

Jack Miton > you be nice or you're sleeping on the couch again!

Part-Time Wormhole Pirate Full-Time Supermodel

worмнole dιary + cнaracтer вιoѕвσss

Fredfredbug4
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#34 - 2014-03-31 14:00:13 UTC
Naupy! Your last sacrifice was a million people! Now only only six hundred forty? Tisk tisk, you're starting to slack old timer! God looks unfavorable upon the lazy.

No heaven for you.

Watch_ Fred Fred Frederation_ and stop [u]cryptozoologist[/u]! Fight against the brutal genocide of fictional creatures across New Eden! Is that a metaphor? Probably not, but the fru-fru- people will sure love it!

Lyckeus Morre
can't do that while warping
Outer Planets Association
#35 - 2014-03-31 14:37:46 UTC
I really hope that one day,I can have my Corpse Eater (Noctis) Feast on your wreck, your bones, and your soul.

I wish you never to die, and live beyond us so that you may never see your promise land.

If your guns like us more, chances are, our guns wont hate you any less...

Anabella Rella
Gradient
Electus Matari
#36 - 2014-03-31 15:57:17 UTC
Stitcher wrote:
Well be honest, with whom would he have had the opportunity?


I volunteer Diana Kim for the job. They're both so repressed that they squeak when they walk. This would kill two birds with one stone and in the process maybe save countless lives as the act relieves stress and aggression.

Come on Kim-baka. I know how much you love that blue rubber Thorax model you wave around all the time but, just close your eyes and imagine that it's Dear Leader Comrade Heth banging your noggin into the headboard.

When the world is running down, you make the best of what's still around.

Jurou Yuan
Wolfraam 74
#37 - 2014-03-31 15:58:40 UTC
Fredfredbug4 wrote:
Naupy! Your last sacrifice was a million people! Now only only six hundred forty? Tisk tisk, you're starting to slack old timer! God looks unfavorable upon the lazy.

No heaven for you.


He decided to cash out early in an attempt to be relevant again.
Orrin Kuvakei
Nexus Logistics Network
Red Coat Conspiracy
#38 - 2014-03-31 16:08:08 UTC
Nauplius wrote:
Although it would sadden me to undergo prosecution by God's wayward but still Chosen holy Amarr Empire, I would take it as further evidence of the Empire's decline into liberalism. Would the learned Speaker have me leave Pleasure Hubs alone? Even those operated by Sansha's Nation inside "Hidden Hideaways", as are those of Devoid?


It isn't evidence of Imperial liberalism to hold Amarrians accountable to our laws, especially those prohibiting genocide. As an adjudicator, it was the responsibility of this Speaker to hold transgressors accountable, and you must accept that your actions are outside the legal allowance of the Empire. There are proper avenues for the abolition of these Pleasure Hubs and the reeducation of these lost sinners, however unsanctioned genocide isn't permitted against any Amarrians. The wiser decision would be for you to have sought Imperial support in your endeavors to bring down the corrupt sinners and their Pleasure Hubs.

As for the perceived transgressions of my grandfather, it remains the jurisdiction of the Empire to deliver justice to his followers and those that break our sacred laws. It is the hope of this Speaker for the Kuvakei line to be restored to grace and elegance, this time within the Amarr Empire, forsaking those of the State that committed the horrific acts of attempting to exterminate our name from this galaxy.

Brother Orrim Kuvakei, Quorum of Truth Speaker of Truths and Former Adjudicator

Jonas Wickonian
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#39 - 2014-03-31 16:19:40 UTC
Anabella Rella wrote:
Stitcher wrote:
Well be honest, with whom would he have had the opportunity?


I volunteer Diana Kim for the job. They're both so repressed that they squeak when they walk. This would kill two birds with one stone and in the process maybe save countless lives as the act relieves stress and aggression.

Come on Kim-baka. I know how much you love that blue rubber Thorax model you wave around all the time but, just close your eyes and imagine that it's Dear Leader Comrade Heth banging your noggin into the headboard.


considering all the individuals who have offered to aid Kim in relieving her of stress, i doubt she would choose him as her stately sanctioned partner, and as weird as it feels to defend her, her more recent posts seem less vicious now, i mean this guy kills thousands just to his kicks and feel controversial, i think she could do better than him.
Jonas Wickonian
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#40 - 2014-03-31 16:20:38 UTC
*just to get his kicks and feel controversial