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How to scam Goons 101
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Yummy Yummy Yummy
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#1 - 2014-03-29 12:27:58 UTC  |  Edited by: Yummy Yummy Yummy
This is the 2nd time ive done this.

1 day old goon member in jita asking if anyone would like to join goons

Picture Proof

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Carmichael Tanni
Dolmansaxlil Shoe Corporation
#2 - 2014-03-29 14:05:18 UTC  |  Edited by: Carmichael Tanni
edit: I'm dumb.

Eh, people are dumb. 10 years down the line people are still being scammed, it's not that amazing you scammed a new guy in the biggest group in the game.

still 0/10
Yummy Yummy Yummy
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#3 - 2014-03-29 14:08:05 UTC
Carmichael Tanni wrote:
edit: I'm dumb.

Eh, people are dumb. 10 years down the line people are still being scammed, it's not that amazing you scammed a new guy in the biggest group in the game.

still 0/10


learn to read dude, the picture showed he accepted the contract i made private to him "in progress"
Amyclas Amatin
SUNDERING
Goonswarm Federation
#4 - 2014-03-29 18:17:31 UTC
Congratulations, I think?

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Loraine Gess
Confedeferate Union of Tax Legalists
#5 - 2014-03-29 18:58:20 UTC
Yummy Yummy Yummy wrote:
Carmichael Tanni wrote:
edit: I'm dumb.

Eh, people are dumb. 10 years down the line people are still being scammed, it's not that amazing you scammed a new guy in the biggest group in the game.

still 0/10


learn to read dude, the picture showed he accepted the contract i made private to him "in progress"



He can get that done as a rush job for much cheaper than 400m and much quicker than 24hr, so enjoy not collecting your 400m
Yummy Worm
Doomheim
#6 - 2014-03-29 19:15:48 UTC
Everytime I got to Jita someone is always private convoing me confusing me with you and telling me to go **** myself.
Samwise Everquest
Plus 10 NV
#7 - 2014-03-29 20:23:06 UTC
tl:dr

did someone die?

Pras Phil.
Isabela Valentine
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#8 - 2014-03-29 21:12:34 UTC
A whole 400 mil? Ermagerd!!!

Also, isn't the posting of chat logs a no no unless in the Pirate Story thread?
Khanh'rhh
Sparkle Motion.
#9 - 2014-03-29 23:48:04 UTC
Luckily for him you're not very smart, because at 0.01m3 he can fly that in an uncatchable interceptor to VFK in almost no time at all. You also left his name on there, for people to warn him. You also posted this within the courier window, so there was still time to do such.

I mean he will probably write it off because he can better use his time to scam the next clown, but even so, good job making this as easy to get out of as possible for him.

"Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual,

Endovior
PFU Consortium
#10 - 2014-03-30 00:18:40 UTC
Khanh'rhh wrote:
Luckily for him you're not very smart, because at 0.01m3 he can fly that in an uncatchable interceptor to VFK in almost no time at all. You also left his name on there, for people to warn him. You also posted this within the courier window, so there was still time to do such.

I mean he will probably write it off because he can better use his time to scam the next clown, but even so, good job making this as easy to get out of as possible for him.


This. If you WANT to courier scam a 'recruiter', use a huge box, that needs to go out in a jump freighter (the services of which they're presumably offering, under 'moving your stuff'). Claim that all your stuff is in the box. Fools will open the box to 'get your stuff', since they weren't actually in a position to move it. Naturally, the box is empty.
Vagizzle Schrimshank
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#11 - 2014-03-30 00:31:03 UTC
ITT: Idiots who don't appear to understand what the OP has done.


Khanh'rhh wrote:
Luckily for him you're not very smart, because at 0.01m3 he can fly that in an uncatchable interceptor to VFK in almost no time at all. You also left his name on there, for people to warn him. You also posted this within the courier window, so there was still time to do such.

I mean he will probably write it off because he can better use his time to scam the next clown, but even so, good job making this as easy to get out of as possible for him.


Let me know how this works out for you
Vagizzle Schrimshank
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#12 - 2014-03-30 00:37:38 UTC
Loraine Gess wrote:
Yummy Yummy Yummy wrote:
Carmichael Tanni wrote:
edit: I'm dumb.

Eh, people are dumb. 10 years down the line people are still being scammed, it's not that amazing you scammed a new guy in the biggest group in the game.

still 0/10


learn to read dude, the picture showed he accepted the contract i made private to him "in progress"



He can get that done as a rush job for much cheaper than 400m and much quicker than 24hr, so enjoy not collecting your 400m



Lol... Whoosh
Niko Fudan
Doomheim
#13 - 2014-03-30 01:18:23 UTC
goons beeing goonsRoll

“I am the punishment of God...If you had not committed great sins, God would not have sent a punishment like me upon you.”
Zappity
New Eden Tank Testing Services
#14 - 2014-03-30 01:35:27 UTC  |  Edited by: Zappity
Can someone please explain this to me? Was it a BPC?

Edit: oh, in progress. So where is the actual package? I am a noob in the ways of courier contract scamming.

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Garven Dreis
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#15 - 2014-03-30 02:32:13 UTC
It could've been so much more if the container was larger v0v

Also that's a really nice smugpost before pulling off the heist.

Terrible Poster Runner-up 2014
Sabriz Adoudel
Move along there is nothing here
#16 - 2014-03-30 05:15:53 UTC
I like that one. Respect.

Scamming a scammer is hard.

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Yummy Yummy Yummy
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#17 - 2014-03-30 12:00:27 UTC
well a update, Goons Kicked the dude

and i woke up to a failed contract with a extra 400m in my wallet

GG
Garven Dreis
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#18 - 2014-03-30 12:11:55 UTC
Wow going straight from the Waffe to The Unthinkables, what an amazing coincidence :smug:

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Yummy Yummy Yummy
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#19 - 2014-03-30 12:15:25 UTC
Garven Dreis wrote:
Wow going straight from the Waffe to The Unthinkables, what an amazing coincidence :smug:


yeah lol


to be clear i have no disrespect towards the goons, EVERYONE is fair game for me when in Jita.
Khanh'rhh
Sparkle Motion.
#20 - 2014-03-30 14:35:26 UTC  |  Edited by: Khanh'rhh
Vagizzle Schrimshank wrote:
Loraine Gess wrote:
Yummy Yummy Yummy wrote:
Carmichael Tanni wrote:
edit: I'm dumb.

Eh, people are dumb. 10 years down the line people are still being scammed, it's not that amazing you scammed a new guy in the biggest group in the game.

still 0/10


learn to read dude, the picture showed he accepted the contract i made private to him "in progress"



He can get that done as a rush job for much cheaper than 400m and much quicker than 24hr, so enjoy not collecting your 400m



Lol... Whoosh


You do realise, if he actually delivers/delivered it, the collateral is refunded?

There's no "whoosh" here, as much as you're grasping at straws for there to be one.

Maybe you don't know that Goons can dock in VFK v0v

e: I think you're confused, and think that we're under the impression there is actually an Abaddon BPO in the can. No, we don't think that.

"Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual,

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