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So this is how i picture the 2nd coming of Tibus Heth
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Gosakumori Noh
Coven of One
#21 - 2014-03-27 23:27:16 UTC
I see the Executor's return as a glimmering darkness against night surrounded by a lot of sharp quills and focused light. Isn't that right, Evi?

Oh, darling, I know, I know....
Agiri Falken
Akagi Initiative
#22 - 2014-03-27 23:57:18 UTC
Foley Aberas Jones wrote:
Agiri Falken wrote:
Let me clarify this for you Jones... Any "second coming" of a declared enemy of the State ends with two in the chest, and one in the head. Double tap, dead check, done.



Like i said




This is just what i picture

Fair enough. You're a weird guy Jones, but the funny sort of weird.
Diana Kim
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#23 - 2014-03-28 07:11:52 UTC
Mr. Jones, I would ask you to pay more respect to Caldari Hero.
He is dead, and died like Caldari, defending our State with his life.


Foley Aberas Jones wrote:
Agiri Falken wrote:
Let me clarify this for you Jones... Any "second coming" of a declared enemy of the State ends with two in the chest, and one in the head. Double tap, dead check, done.



Like i said




This is just what i picture

Don't worry, Mr. Jones.
It will be sooner Agiri, who will get two in chest and one in head for her treason.
This is what we do with scum like her.

Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.

In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.
Bryen Verrisai
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#24 - 2014-03-28 07:46:20 UTC
Diana Kim wrote:
He is dead

There's always the possibility of a deathbed conversion to Ida.
Diana Kim
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#25 - 2014-03-28 07:48:12 UTC
Do you understand, that materializing beliefs is generally a bad idea, Mr. Verrisai?

Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.

In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.
Vulxanis Viceroy
Offworld Trading Company
Khimi Harar
#26 - 2014-03-28 08:07:03 UTC
Mr. Foley, there are certain things that are best kept private.

This was one of those things.

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Pronounced "Vulzanis"

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Laurentis Thiesant
Institute of Social Development
#27 - 2014-03-28 11:23:22 UTC
Down with this sort of thing.
Apollo Lyserius
Minerva Technologies
#28 - 2014-03-28 12:27:57 UTC
Aww, I really expected him to get it on with Jamyl there.

What will happen next? Will he crown himself Emperor of Caldari? How many Empressess will he have?

Please, don't stop. This deserves a full fifteen-seasoned series. Do you need funding to keep going?
Andreus Ixiris
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#29 - 2014-03-28 13:03:21 UTC
I propose my own entirely-not-self-serving holoreel series, "Space Guardians vs. Cyberzombie Heth," in which the evils of Provism are fought by a clean-shaven wisecracking Intaki engineer and his deeply bearded deadpan Civire medic counterpart who use their knowledge of science and medicine to defeat the machinations of the evil Sansha-reanimated corpse of Tibus Heth and his army of pirate ninja cyborg zombies, while solving the problems of imperilled civilizations and educating children across the cluster on the science, medicine, engineering, critical thinking and the benefits of a balanced, healthy diet.

NOH, Impetus, hit me up. This is pure megacyte waiting to happen.

Andreus Ixiris > A Civire without a chin is barely a Civire at all.

Pieter Tuulinen > He'd be Civirely disadvantaged, Andreus.

Andreus Ixiris > ...

Andreus Ixiris > This is why we're at war.
Pieter Tuulinen
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#30 - 2014-03-28 14:35:48 UTC
Andreus Ixiris wrote:
I propose my own entirely-not-self-serving holoreel series, "Space Guardians vs. Cyberzombie Heth," in which the evils of Provism are fought by a clean-shaven wisecracking Intaki engineer and his deeply bearded deadpan Civire medic counterpart who use their knowledge of science and medicine to defeat the machinations of the evil Sansha-reanimated corpse of Tibus Heth and his army of pirate ninja cyborg zombies, while solving the problems of imperilled civilizations and educating children across the cluster on the science, medicine, engineering, critical thinking and the benefits of a balanced, healthy diet.

NOH, Impetus, hit me up. This is pure megacyte waiting to happen.


Needs more boobs.

For the first time since I started the conversation, he looks me dead in the eye. In his gaze are steel jackhammers, quiet vengeance, a hundred thousand orbital bombs frozen in still life.
Stitcher
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#31 - 2014-03-28 15:10:25 UTC
Pieter Tuulinen wrote:
Andreus Ixiris wrote:
I propose my own entirely-not-self-serving holoreel series, "Space Guardians vs. Cyberzombie Heth," in which the evils of Provism are fought by a clean-shaven wisecracking Intaki engineer and his deeply bearded deadpan Civire medic counterpart who use their knowledge of science and medicine to defeat the machinations of the evil Sansha-reanimated corpse of Tibus Heth and his army of pirate ninja cyborg zombies, while solving the problems of imperilled civilizations and educating children across the cluster on the science, medicine, engineering, critical thinking and the benefits of a balanced, healthy diet.

NOH, Impetus, hit me up. This is pure megacyte waiting to happen.


Needs more boobs.


That's where the Mikramurkan in the tight leather pants comes in.

AKA Hambone

Author of The Deathworlders
Morwen Lagann
Tyrathlion Interstellar
#32 - 2014-03-28 15:15:49 UTC
That wasn't where I figured "Muscles" was going with it, but then again he wasn't very specific.

Morwen Lagann

CEO, Tyrathlion Interstellar

Coordinator, Arataka Research Consortium

Owner, The Golden Masque
Foley Aberas Jones
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#33 - 2014-03-28 20:09:07 UTC
Apollo Lyserius wrote:
Aww, I really expected him to get it on with Jamyl there.

What will happen next? Will he crown himself Emperor of Caldari? How many Empressess will he have?

Please, don't stop. This deserves a full fifteen-seasoned series. Do you need funding to keep going?



i mean i can write a few episodes.....
Agiri Falken
Akagi Initiative
#34 - 2014-03-29 08:00:13 UTC
You need a midget who yells "BEWARETHEWRATHOFHETH!" at random, in a high, forced voice. Just pops out of the damndest places, lets fly with the line, then runs off.
Katran Luftschreck
Royal Ammatar Engineering Corps
#35 - 2014-03-29 08:18:51 UTC
Wait, what?

http://youtu.be/t0q2F8NsYQ0
Diana Kim
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#36 - 2014-03-29 09:32:19 UTC
Stitcher wrote:
Pieter Tuulinen wrote:
Andreus Ixiris wrote:
I propose my own entirely-not-self-serving holoreel series, "Space Guardians vs. Cyberzombie Heth," in which the evils of Provism are fought by a clean-shaven wisecracking Intaki engineer and his deeply bearded deadpan Civire medic counterpart who use their knowledge of science and medicine to defeat the machinations of the evil Sansha-reanimated corpse of Tibus Heth and his army of pirate ninja cyborg zombies, while solving the problems of imperilled civilizations and educating children across the cluster on the science, medicine, engineering, critical thinking and the benefits of a balanced, healthy diet.

NOH, Impetus, hit me up. This is pure megacyte waiting to happen.


Needs more boobs.


That's where the Mikramurkan in the tight leather pants comes in.

Only if in the end this clean-shaven wisecracking Intaki engineer and deeply bearded deadpan Civire are killed for being ridiculous incompetent clowns, as gallentean show their "heroes" in their holoreels. And of course, for them being so stupid and naive thinking that they were fighting evil, and in fact being evil themselves.
Then Caldari Navy professionally marches in and shoots down all remaining anti-Heth resistance, securing everything, and marches home in orderly manner like on parade, with planes flying over their heads.
Something like that.

Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.

In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.
Apollo Lyserius
Minerva Technologies
#37 - 2014-03-29 13:13:02 UTC
Diana Kim wrote:

Only if in the end this clean-shaven wisecracking Intaki engineer and deeply bearded deadpan Civire are killed for being ridiculous incompetent clowns, as gallentean show their "heroes" in their holoreels. And of course, for them being so stupid and naive thinking that they were fighting evil, and in fact being evil themselves.
Then Caldari Navy professionally marches in and shoots down all remaining anti-Heth resistance, securing everything, and marches home in orderly manner like on parade, with planes flying over their heads.
Something like that.


Foley, dude, you should hire her to be your co-writer.
Andreus Ixiris
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#38 - 2014-03-29 13:22:39 UTC  |  Edited by: Andreus Ixiris
Nah, that sounds lame and unrealistic.

I'll write in a mixed-race Achuran/Deteis character that's entirely incapable of dealing with reality, though.

Andreus Ixiris > A Civire without a chin is barely a Civire at all.

Pieter Tuulinen > He'd be Civirely disadvantaged, Andreus.

Andreus Ixiris > ...

Andreus Ixiris > This is why we're at war.
Aarin Kyasura
Doomheim
#39 - 2014-03-30 04:36:57 UTC
Dibs on the role of smart ass Civire who pokes at peoples insecurities. Big smile
Goa Chai
Doomheim
#40 - 2014-03-31 18:35:23 UTC  |  Edited by: Goa Chai
........ "Bethy"?
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