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What would you say if you woke up to the Avatar above you in your bed?

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Wolvson
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#9861 - 2014-03-27 12:01:57 UTC
Oh, I'm going to enjoy this. Twisted
Bobble Hat
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#9862 - 2014-03-27 12:06:56 UTC
Wolvson wrote:
Oh, I'm going to enjoy this. Twisted


Excellent... You like a good probing..... We can arrange this...

Marcus Gord wrote: Bobble, please get out of my head... Bobble Hat wrote: But it's so nice and warm in here wiggles

Erica Dusette
Division 13
#9863 - 2014-03-27 12:10:33 UTC  |  Edited by: Erica Dusette
Wolvson wrote:
Oh, I'm going to enjoy this. Twisted


The blindfold has a gentle, silk feel to it's texture as I wrap it around your eyes carefully with delicate movements, followed suddenly by an unnerving jolt as I yank the knot tight behind your head. You hear me chuckle softly, almost playfully as you begin to adjust to the darkness. The silence that follows is almost calming, the anticipation palpable, electric and tangible in the air just like the scent of my Achuran perfume, tainted with a whisp of caramel.

Then suddenly ... the exotic aromas subside, the crisp silence is broken ...

... by the sound of a chainsaw. Twisted


(Edit: sorry to post outta order, just had to finish that one off though Lol)

Jack Miton > you be nice or you're sleeping on the couch again!

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Wolvson
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#9864 - 2014-03-27 12:14:37 UTC
You can even use a jackhammer, but don't... stop... that description. It's gorgeous! :)
Erica Dusette
Division 13
#9865 - 2014-03-27 12:26:46 UTC
Hey now, no free rides in this caboose, mister.

Now get up, cook me some eggs and brew me a latte.

Jack Miton > you be nice or you're sleeping on the couch again!

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Wolvson
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#9866 - 2014-03-27 12:31:39 UTC
And just like that, the magic's gone. Blink
Candi LeMew
Division 13
#9867 - 2014-03-27 12:38:03 UTC
Would you two please get out of my bedroom? X

How many times Erica? How many ******* times?

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Wolvson
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#9868 - 2014-03-27 14:06:43 UTC
Um... Could someone please untie an unblind me? Anyone?
Bobble Hat
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#9869 - 2014-03-27 14:10:35 UTC
No we are not done with you yet Twisted

Marcus Gord wrote: Bobble, please get out of my head... Bobble Hat wrote: But it's so nice and warm in here wiggles

Jace Sarice
#9870 - 2014-03-27 14:18:40 UTC
Barking up the wrong tree, but want to go get a mani-pedi?
Wolvson
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#9871 - 2014-03-27 14:19:22 UTC  |  Edited by: Wolvson
Bobble Hat wrote:
No we are not done with you yet Twisted


Oh, alright. Carry on then. Smile
Xercodo
Cruor Angelicus
#9872 - 2014-03-27 17:20:55 UTC
Candi LeMew wrote:
Would you two please get out of my bedroom? X

How many times Erica? How many ******* times?


How about we get revenge in her room? :P

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Cassadine Reynolds
Kaltana Industries
#9873 - 2014-03-28 10:40:35 UTC
Xercodo wrote:
Candi LeMew wrote:
Would you two please get out of my bedroom? X

How many times Erica? How many ******* times?


How about we get revenge in her room? :P

You know...that will involve a chainsaw, right? Twisted
Mizhir
Devara Biotech
#9874 - 2014-03-28 11:17:35 UTC
Cassadine Reynolds wrote:
Xercodo wrote:
Candi LeMew wrote:
Would you two please get out of my bedroom? X

How many times Erica? How many ******* times?


How about we get revenge in her room? :P

You know...that will involve a chainsaw, right? Twisted


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Random McNally
Stay Frosty.
A Band Apart.
#9875 - 2014-03-28 11:26:11 UTC
Lets not discuss ponies and focus more on releasing euphoria.

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Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
#9876 - 2014-03-28 11:45:22 UTC
Random McNally wrote:
Lets not discuss ponies and focus more on releasing euphoria.

ok! *pulls trigger line* "wwrrroooOOOOAAAAMMMM"
Mizhir
Devara Biotech
#9877 - 2014-03-28 11:47:02 UTC  |  Edited by: Mizhir
Random McNally wrote:
Lets not discuss ponies and focus more on releasing euphoria.


*puts on her doctor equipment*

This drug will have a great effect on the release of euphoria. You take 1 pill in the morning and 1 in the evening. A bottle cost 100mil isk and is not covered by your health insurance.

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Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
#9878 - 2014-03-28 11:50:18 UTC  |  Edited by: Zoe Kaltana
This room looks like extasy in red on booster pills now... Lol

edit:
aww Miz...there goes my dreams P
Laudenum Hayes
Lucifer's Hammer
A Band Apart.
#9879 - 2014-03-28 16:04:45 UTC
Oh! So thats where I left my spray can of hallucinogenics.

Sorry about that. Oops
Tyra Falco
Glasgow Kiss Enterprises
#9880 - 2014-03-30 07:36:46 UTC
Laudenum Hayes wrote:
Oh! So thats where I left my spray can of hallucinogenics.

Sorry about that. Oops

Wait.. your only telling me now that it wasn't deodorant Shocked

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