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What would you say if you woke up to the Avatar above you in your bed?

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Random McNally
Stay Frosty.
A Band Apart.
#9821 - 2014-03-19 11:13:42 UTC
With the proper lubricants, it will feel very very smooth.

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Samoth Egnoled
Caldari Provisions
#9822 - 2014-03-20 06:53:59 UTC
Mr McNally, if you aren't going to pay then atleast give me my clothes back.
Laudenum Hayes
Lucifer's Hammer
A Band Apart.
#9823 - 2014-03-20 13:50:54 UTC
You dont get your clothes back until you tell me what you slipped into my Diet Quafe™.

And, do take your time. I don't mind the view.
Bronden Neopatus
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#9824 - 2014-03-20 14:11:05 UTC  |  Edited by: Bronden Neopatus
Did I said yet that you look like my 6th grade teacher? If you just undress completely, the resemblance will be startling.

She strutted into my office wearing a dress that clung to her like Saran Wrap to a sloppily butchered pork knuckle, bone and sinew jutting and lurching asymmetrically beneath its folds, the tightness exaggerating the granularity of the suet and causing what little palatable meat there was to sweat, its transparency the thief of imagination.
Bobble Hat
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#9825 - 2014-03-20 16:28:49 UTC
In all honesty considering I would of been sleeping at the time I would say something along the lines of the following:-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgOaT4xzdvo

Regards,
A disturbed Bobble Hat.

Marcus Gord wrote: Bobble, please get out of my head... Bobble Hat wrote: But it's so nice and warm in here wiggles
Random McNally
Stay Frosty.
A Band Apart.
#9826 - 2014-03-20 17:35:24 UTC
Bobble Hat wrote:
In all honesty considering I would of been sleeping at the time I would say something along the lines of the following:-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgOaT4xzdvo

Regards,
A disturbed Bobble Hat.

Actually, I'd expect you to say something more like this...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZluzt3H6tk

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Bobble Hat
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#9827 - 2014-03-20 17:46:55 UTC
Random McNally wrote:


Actually, I'd expect you to say something more like this...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZluzt3H6tk


I will certainly be having what she is having....

Marcus Gord wrote: Bobble, please get out of my head... Bobble Hat wrote: But it's so nice and warm in here wiggles
Eurydia Vespasian
Storm Hunters
#9828 - 2014-03-20 17:48:26 UTC
this would be my luck with random. lol
Random McNally
Stay Frosty.
A Band Apart.
#9829 - 2014-03-20 17:54:30 UTC
Eurydia Vespasian wrote:
this would be my luck with random. lol

Yea, except I'm not quite THAT old.

Who knows, you may even like it...Blink

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Graygor
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#9830 - 2014-03-21 03:07:28 UTC
I got a tatto last night. What does it say?

"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." - Kenneth O'Hara

"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commissar "Cake" Kate
Commissar Kate
Kesukka
#9831 - 2014-03-21 03:09:31 UTC
What? I was expecting Boom Boom Longtime but this is still acceptable.

-k8

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Graygor
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#9832 - 2014-03-21 03:12:59 UTC
Yeah well... i was expecting you to make it Rain. So we are both disappointed

"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." - Kenneth O'Hara

"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commissar "Cake" Kate
Boom Boom Longtime
EVE Corporation 6908469858
Heroes and Villains.
#9833 - 2014-03-21 06:00:52 UTC  |  Edited by: Boom Boom Longtime
They did offer me isk to woo and assassinate you.

Last night was fun, i made a rationale decision.

I could speculate

The tracking device you let me insert was the tradeoff Blink

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Alice Saki
Nocturnal Romance
Cynosural Field Theory.
#9834 - 2014-03-21 07:24:26 UTC
*screams* boooooom boooooom

FREEZE! Drop the LIKES AND WALK AWAY! - Currenly rebuilding gaming machine, I will Return.
Bronden Neopatus
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#9835 - 2014-03-21 07:37:06 UTC
110,874 likes? It's an impressive career, but I seriously hope that you didn't earned them all with a single clone/body...

She strutted into my office wearing a dress that clung to her like Saran Wrap to a sloppily butchered pork knuckle, bone and sinew jutting and lurching asymmetrically beneath its folds, the tightness exaggerating the granularity of the suet and causing what little palatable meat there was to sweat, its transparency the thief of imagination.
Random McNally
Stay Frosty.
A Band Apart.
#9836 - 2014-03-21 11:10:05 UTC
SON OF A ....

YOU GOT ALICE!?

damn late commuter shuttles....

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Bronden Neopatus
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#9837 - 2014-03-21 22:06:16 UTC
I am new here, I suggest that all the ugly dudes stay clear and let the pretty ladies come to me.

She strutted into my office wearing a dress that clung to her like Saran Wrap to a sloppily butchered pork knuckle, bone and sinew jutting and lurching asymmetrically beneath its folds, the tightness exaggerating the granularity of the suet and causing what little palatable meat there was to sweat, its transparency the thief of imagination.
Bronden Neopatus
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#9838 - 2014-03-22 07:40:08 UTC
You again? Guess the Mona Lisa girl wasn't too impressed.

She strutted into my office wearing a dress that clung to her like Saran Wrap to a sloppily butchered pork knuckle, bone and sinew jutting and lurching asymmetrically beneath its folds, the tightness exaggerating the granularity of the suet and causing what little palatable meat there was to sweat, its transparency the thief of imagination.
Samoth Egnoled
Caldari Provisions
#9839 - 2014-03-24 07:25:23 UTC
Whats new pussy cat? Wooooaahaaaahhh!
Bronden Neopatus
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#9840 - 2014-03-24 07:29:15 UTC
Pussycat, Pussycat, I've got flowers and lots of hours to spend with you. So go and powder your cute little pussycat nose!

She strutted into my office wearing a dress that clung to her like Saran Wrap to a sloppily butchered pork knuckle, bone and sinew jutting and lurching asymmetrically beneath its folds, the tightness exaggerating the granularity of the suet and causing what little palatable meat there was to sweat, its transparency the thief of imagination.