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Bill Gates: Yes, robots really are about to take your jobs
Custom ship skins, character creator style "repaint". Bring it!
Marcus Gord: "Aspalis is an onion. Many layers, each one makes you cry."
"He has mounted his hind-legs, and blown crass vapidities through the bowel of his neck." - Ambrose Bierce on Oscar Wilde's Lecture in San Francisco 1882
Marcus Gord wrote: Bobble, please get out of my head... Bobble Hat wrote: But it's so nice and warm in here wiggles
"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." - Kenneth O'Hara
"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commissar "Cake" Kate
Pon Farr Memorial: once every 7 years, all the carebears in high-sec must PvP or they will be temp-banned.
She strutted into my office wearing a dress that clung to her like Saran Wrap to a sloppily butchered pork knuckle, bone and sinew jutting and lurching asymmetrically beneath its folds, the tightness exaggerating the granularity of the suet and causing what little palatable meat there was to sweat, its transparency the thief of imagination.
Room 3420 Boelter Hall UCLA
I got lost in thought... it was unfamiliar territory.
Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants; it is the creed of slaves. - William Pitt