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Why do you feel you have to push your pirate on someone?

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Sofia Bellard
Doomheim
#1 - 2011-09-11 05:14:23 UTC
Why?

Most everyone goes about their business not starting a fight and for some bizarre reason, YOU feel like you need to pirate them? Why?

Enough is ENOUGH!!!

From this moment on unless someone has wronged you are you allowed to shoot at them. The entire world has not evolved form monkey so you guys can run around like a bunch of damn monkeys. LRN2GRWUP

Ever though about *gasp* helping someone out first before you just open up both guns blazing without asking any questions?

Poor sad little pirates,  why you so mad?
Dracoliche
Fried Plantains
#2 - 2011-09-11 05:18:24 UTC
I hope this is troll.
Also: Dude... your sentence.
Tyranis Var
Kestral Manoeuvres in the Dark
#3 - 2011-09-11 05:30:05 UTC
i would just like to add that i used to be a pirate long ago

recently, however, i was a little bored so i went and helped some poor newly starting miner by keeping the belt rats off him while he happily mined pyroxeres. when he was done i happily consolidated his ores from several jetcans into a few smaller jetcans. then sat guard while he got his badger to come pick them up. he was so happy i was helping he let me keep the ore :)
Reiko Kimyo
Kawaii Neko Punk Band
#4 - 2011-09-11 05:47:01 UTC
Isn't that like the whole point of piracy?
Tauranon
Weeesearch
CAStabouts
#5 - 2011-09-11 05:59:01 UTC
Eve is a roleplaying game, where instead of choosing your class first time you login, you choose it with your personality when logged in. Congratulations Sophie, you are clearly excellent at roleplaying a victim class pilot.
I likegirls
Lost Puppy Relocation Services
Sorority
#6 - 2011-09-11 06:21:47 UTC
umad?
Akrasjel Lanate
Immemorial Coalescence Administration
Immemorial Coalescence
#7 - 2011-09-11 06:44:51 UTC
Sofia Bellard wrote:
... LRN2GRWUP ...


I don't have friends Cry

CEO of Lanate Industries

Citizen of Solitude
Darius III
Interstellar eXodus
#8 - 2011-09-11 06:55:07 UTC  |  Edited by: Darius III
I think I speak for 98% of C&P when I say that we find these repugnant acts of piracy unacceptable in our online community. If you could tell us a bit more about what happened, we can send some help your way. We are here to assist people who have been grieved, robbed or killed.
What kind of ship did you lose? In what system? Can we pitch in and possibly buy you a new vessel? From the salinity of your tears-is it safe to assume you were mining Jaspet in lowsec? Possibly taking "the shortcut" through Rens? I know you have quite the tale to tell us.

I was elected CSM mostly because I helped players like yourself-the intelligent but downtrodden, hard working type. Please just tell us what happened and we can get your some relief fast-think f it like Tucks medicated pads. Now breath deep, and share with us your story of misfortune...

Hmmm
Tikera Tissant
#9 - 2011-09-11 08:34:40 UTC
In before "YARRR!"?

Eve pirate code says "shoot before talk", and not the other way around.

In order to change this, you are required to gather the heads of all the pirate big corporations, and you must get to a decision about changing the code.

But as pirates have to follow the code in order to meet up, they will have to obliged by that same rule, and open fire on each other.

So, in short, relax. Its a game.
Celeste Benal
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#10 - 2011-09-11 09:01:09 UTC
It wouldn't be piracy if the surprise butt-sex was voluntary.

Now that I read that, it wouldn't even be a surprise.

And as I recall, it isn't a surprise as long as you yell "YARR!!!" before penetrating someone's aft hull.

Welcome to Eve.
Ladie Harlot
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#11 - 2011-09-11 10:12:29 UTC
Sofia Bellard wrote:
Why?

Most everyone goes about their business not starting a fight and for some bizarre reason, YOU feel like you need to pirate them? Why?

Enough is ENOUGH!!!

From this moment on unless someone has wronged you are you allowed to shoot at them. The entire world has not evolved form monkey so you guys can run around like a bunch of damn monkeys. LRN2GRWUP

Ever though about *gasp* helping someone out first before you just open up both guns blazing without asking any questions?


The entire world didn't evolve from monkeys. It would be awesome if it did, though.

The artist formerly known as Ladie Scarlet.
EVERYONE JUMPJUMP
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#12 - 2011-09-11 11:16:38 UTC
YARRR!

Tikera Tissant wrote:
In before "YARRR!"?


damn it...

I SAID JUMP DAMN IT!!
Shawnm339
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#13 - 2011-09-11 11:37:53 UTC
wonder if that approach would work on Somalian pirates.....maybe when they turn up sit them down and have cup of tea and a conversation about where they've gone wrong
Verone
Veto Corp
#14 - 2011-09-11 13:43:03 UTC
I have never pushed any of my pirates on someone, fyi.

Verone CEO & Executor Veto Corp WWW.VETO-CORP.COM
Ezeria Mistanta
House Of Serenity.
#15 - 2011-09-11 14:42:38 UTC
Tikera Tissant wrote:
In before "YARRR!"?




YAAARRRRRPirate
Motamar Askold
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#16 - 2011-09-11 14:54:32 UTC
I kill without reason, everyone has a path to pick on eve, and some chose mining, some chose Faction wars, and some chose piracy, like me.

WARNING a pirate is posting on the fourms.

Zavulon Sukkot
Suddenly Ninjas
Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
#17 - 2011-09-11 15:51:31 UTC
Post with your main bro?
Riggs Droput
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#18 - 2011-09-11 17:22:29 UTC
Sofia Bellard wrote:
Why?

Most everyone goes about their business not starting a fight and for some bizarre reason, YOU feel like you need to pirate them? Why?

Enough is ENOUGH!!!

From this moment on unless someone has wronged you are you allowed to shoot at them. The entire world has not evolved form monkey so you guys can run around like a bunch of damn monkeys. LRN2GRWUP

Ever though about *gasp* helping someone out first before you just open up both guns blazing without asking any questions?



You have wronged me with your horrible sentence structure, and your horribly put together shorthand / acronym.

Riggs

I would rather die on my feet, than live on my knees
Queue K'Umber
Lucky Golden Emperor's Jade Phoenix Dragon Bistro
#19 - 2011-09-11 17:41:19 UTC
Tyranis Var wrote:
i would just like to add that i used to be a pirate long ago

recently, however, i was a little bored so i went and helped some poor newly starting miner by keeping the belt rats off him while he happily mined pyroxeres. when he was done i happily consolidated his ores from several jetcans into a few smaller jetcans. then sat guard while he got his badger to come pick them up. he was so happy i was helping he let me keep the ore :)


What you have done here has been perceived clearly.
Reicheck
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#20 - 2011-09-11 19:00:38 UTC
I'm a huge hi-sec carebear. But, I think Sofia is trolling.
If not, you're way off here. Piracy happens. I don't have to like it, but it happens.

With that said, I fully accept and appreciate Tyranis Var's method of helping new miners.

No sig here.
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