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The 12 Year-Old Highsec Warrior.
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Alexis Dethahal
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#1 - 2014-03-21 06:56:00 UTC  |  Edited by: Alexis Dethahal
Dear fellow Eve pilots:

I have a story to tell, it involves a 12 year-old, a spy, and melt-downs. So lets begin Big smile.

A week or so ago, a war was declared. This war had a group of players who had the courage of a Ghost. This corp then went on to hire a group of merc corps. Now I can't complain, merc corps are part of the game. This group however, had a 12 year old leading them, and I am sure you guys love it when you see the idiot who goes in guns blazing to try and prove his moral integrity. Now the spy comes in, the corp who declared war placed a spy inside of the 12 year-old's corp. Little did he know, as he waited for someone to pop out of a station, he was having a great time with the enemy corp themselves.

The enemy corp the 12 year old was hired to fight sat back and had a great time. Yet, whenever someone he was fighting logged on, he shouted "omg lolz you nubs come out and fight and stop being a ***." The corp who he was yelling at quickly laughed at his reactions, but the spy in his corp kept him busy. While the enemy corp distracted him by inflating his ego, they went silently and began bashing the corps POS. For some reason, the 12 year-old did not realize his own POS was being bashed due to his desire to be the king of the universe. After all, he was just a Minor in reality. After they let him know in local his POS was going to be gone in a few minutes, he threw a fit. This included name calling, threats, and the kind of desperation from somebody who just had their ego popped.

This only got worse for him when he realized every other merc corp in his group abandoned him when the spy revealed himself when his fate was decided. So what does he do? Disbands his own corp so that he may join an alliance who would then fight the corp he was originally fighting. Yet, after 3 days of hunting people who were afk, he finally gave up. But did he actually give up? He does not, to this very day, give up. He whines, screams, and throws his keyboards. This is why people with the egos of Ghosts or players who should really be Minors should stay with their mining barge in solitude.

Now, the point of this story was not to flame anyone (which is why names are left out in compliance with CCP guidelines), the point is to sit and realize if you are really following the right people. I thank you for reading this and fly safe New Eden!
Shederov Blood
Deadly Viper Kitten Mitten Sewing Company
#2 - 2014-03-21 07:34:57 UTC
Paragraphs? Sad

Who put the goat in there?
Kaarous Aldurald
Black Hydra Consortium.
#3 - 2014-03-21 07:37:14 UTC
My eyes, my poor unsuspecting eyes.

"Verily, I have often laughed at the weaklings who thought themselves good because they had no claws."

One of ours, ten of theirs.

Best Meltdown Ever.
Christian Lionbate
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#4 - 2014-03-21 07:54:06 UTC
That the kid shouldn't be playing EVE in the first place is one for parents and CCP to deal with. But how else can a child behave other than in a child like manner? And you, clearly, get off on this kind of thing. What does that say about you as a person or are you a child yourself?

Oh, and I don't believe in ghosts
Oroborea Phantasmica
TSOE Po1ice
TSOE Consortium
#5 - 2014-03-21 07:59:38 UTC
Alexis Dethahal wrote:
Dear fellow Eve pilots:

I have a story to tell, it involves a 12 year-old, a spy, and melt-downs. So lets begin Big smile. A week or so ago, a war was declared. This war had a group of players who had the courage of a Ghost. This corp then went on to hire a group of merc corps. Now I can't complain, merc corps are part of the game. This group however, had a 12 year old leading them, and I am sure you guys love it when you see the idiot who goes in guns blazing to try and prove his moral integrity. Now the spy comes in, the corp who declared war placed a spy inside of the 12 year-old's corp. Little did he know, as he waited for someone to pop out of a station, he was having a great time with the enemy corp themselves. The enemy corp the 12 year old was hired to fight sat back and had a great time. Yet, whenever someone he was fighting logged on, he shouted "omg lolz you nubs come out and fight and stop being a ***." The corp who he was yelling at quickly laughed at his reactions, but the spy in his corp kept him busy. While the enemy corp distracted him by inflating his ego, they went silently and began bashing the corps POS. For some reason, the 12 year-old did not realize his own POS was being bashed due to his desire to be the king of the universe. After all, he was just a Minor in reality. After they let him know in local his POS was going to be gone in a few minutes, he threw a fit. This included name calling, threats, and the kind of desperation from somebody who just had their ego popped. This only got worse for him when he realized every other merc corp in his group abandoned him when the spy revealed himself when his fate was decided. So what does he do? Disbands his own corp so that he may join an alliance who would then fight the corp he was originally fighting. Yet, after 3 days of hunting people who were afk, he finally gave up. But did he actually give up? He does not, to this very day, give up. He whines, screams, and throws his keyboards. This is why people with the egos of Ghosts or players who should really be Minors should stay with their mining barge in solitude. Now, the point of this story was not to flame anyone (which is why names are left out in compliance with CCP guidelines), the point is to sit and realize if you are really following the right people. I thank you for reading this and fly safe New Eden!


Judging from the wall of text people's eyesockets are burning out from, we can safely assume you're the 12 year old trying to get some white knights to get on your cause-horse and help you humble your enemies.
Laiannah Sahireen
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#6 - 2014-03-21 09:03:04 UTC
This is a horrible wall of text - please learn what formatting means.

Not only that, but when I try to read it, you don't properly explain who any of these parties are and which side they are on or any background behind the whole affair.

Honestly, why did you bother posting this? It's basically litter.
Grunanca
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#7 - 2014-03-21 09:30:58 UTC
You are right... 12 year olds shouldnt be allowed to write on the forums as they clearly cant use paragraphs!
Balshem Rozenzweig
24th Imperial Crusade
Amarr Empire
#8 - 2014-03-21 10:35:08 UTC
Congrats! You have successfully tormented a kid!

He was irritating and maybe required to be taught a lesson, but coming to forums to brag about outsmarting a child...

"NUTS!!!" - general McAuliffe
Laiannah Sahireen
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#9 - 2014-03-21 11:02:24 UTC
Balshem Rozenzweig wrote:
Congrats! You have successfully tormented a kid!

He was irritating and maybe required to be taught a lesson, but coming to forums to brag about outsmarting a child...


Wait, you could make sense of that mess?
Haedonism Bot
People for the Ethical Treatment of Rogue Drones
#10 - 2014-03-21 12:11:32 UTC
So are ghosts supposed to be particularly courageous or something? I can almost follow your story a little bit, but keep getting hung up on that expression. I'm going to assume that it's a common idiom in some language I don't speak, and that this whole nonsensical rant is just badly Google-translated into English.

Also, I'm pretty sure there's no rule against naming names. Or against posting with your main. This thing of yours might make more sense if we knew who was involved.

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dexington
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#11 - 2014-03-21 12:15:00 UTC
The OP looks like it was written by a 12 year old.

I'm a relatively respectable citizen. Multiple felon perhaps, but certainly not dangerous.
Khanh'rhh
Sparkle Motion.
#12 - 2014-03-21 14:24:36 UTC
I'm 80-90% sure "the 12 year old" can write better than you.

"Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual,

Amitabho Chattopadhyay
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#13 - 2014-03-21 16:06:55 UTC  |  Edited by: Amitabho Chattopadhyay
Alexis Dethahal wrote:
Dear fellow Eve pilots:

I have a story to tell, it involves a 12 year-old, a spy, and melt-downs. So lets begin Big smile. A week or so ago, a war was declared. This war had a group of players who had the courage of a Ghost. This corp then went on to hire a group of merc corps. Now I can't complain, merc corps are part of the game. This group however, had a 12 year old leading them, and I am sure you guys love it when you see the idiot who goes in guns blazing to try and prove his moral integrity. Now the spy comes in, the corp who declared war placed a spy inside of the 12 year-old's corp. Little did he know, as he waited for someone to pop out of a station, he was having a great time with the enemy corp themselves. The enemy corp the 12 year old was hired to fight sat back and had a great time. Yet, whenever someone he was fighting logged on, he shouted "omg lolz you nubs come out and fight and stop being a ***." The corp who he was yelling at quickly laughed at his reactions, but the spy in his corp kept him busy. While the enemy corp distracted him by inflating his ego, they went silently and began bashing the corps POS. For some reason, the 12 year-old did not realize his own POS was being bashed due to his desire to be the king of the universe. After all, he was just a Minor in reality. After they let him know in local his POS was going to be gone in a few minutes, he threw a fit. This included name calling, threats, and the kind of desperation from somebody who just had their ego popped. This only got worse for him when he realized every other merc corp in his group abandoned him when the spy revealed himself when his fate was decided. So what does he do? Disbands his own corp so that he may join an alliance who would then fight the corp he was originally fighting. Yet, after 3 days of hunting people who were afk, he finally gave up. But did he actually give up? He does not, to this very day, give up. He whines, screams, and throws his keyboards. This is why people with the egos of Ghosts or players who should really be Minors should stay with their mining barge in solitude. Now, the point of this story was not to flame anyone (which is why names are left out in compliance with CCP guidelines), the point is to sit and realize if you are really following the right people. I thank you for reading this and fly safe New Eden!


I can only presume the 12 year old at least knew English.
Batelle
Federal Navy Academy
#14 - 2014-03-21 16:34:42 UTC
tl;dr

"**CCP is changing policy, and has asked that we discontinue the bonus credit program after November 7th. So until then, enjoy a super-bonus of 1B Blink Credit for each 60-day GTC you buy!"**

Never forget.
BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#15 - 2014-03-21 17:02:50 UTC
Haedonism Bot wrote:
So are ghosts supposed to be particularly courageous or something? I can almost follow your story a little bit, but keep getting hung up on that expression. I'm going to assume that it's a common idiom in some language I don't speak, and that this whole nonsensical rant is just badly Google-translated into English.

Also, I'm pretty sure there's no rule against naming names. Or against posting with your main. This thing of yours might make more sense if we knew who was involved.

My guess is it means that they're cowardly and you never see them because htey run from fights.

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Hevymetal
POT Corp
#16 - 2014-03-21 18:21:20 UTC
Who was this 12 yr old? What corp was he in? Details, we require more info :)
XxKMinorxX
Giggling Bandits
#17 - 2014-03-21 18:26:30 UTC
LAWLZ LAWZL laughing so hard


http://i.imgur.com/Vla3U.jpg

Completely inaccurate story but creative i will admit :P
XxKMinorxX
Giggling Bandits
#18 - 2014-03-21 18:27:56 UTC
Hevymetal wrote:
Who was this 12 yr old? What corp was he in? Details, we require more info :)


Im the supposed 12 year old
Pew Terror
All of it
#19 - 2014-03-21 19:02:13 UTC
In this post: "Presumably grown man takes joy in misfortunes of not-even-teenager child."
Laiannah Sahireen
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#20 - 2014-03-21 21:13:22 UTC
Ok, so OP decided to give his post some actual paragraphs and formatting and make it readable.

TL;DR seems to be
"Guy smack talks in local, gets angry when somebody bashes his POS, quits his corp".

So now it's changed from incomprehensible to uninteresting.

Good job?
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