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Narwhals Ate My Duck = Scammers and noobs

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Captain Nathaniel Butler
The White Company
#121 - 2011-11-29 23:54:20 UTC  |  Edited by: Captain Nathaniel Butler
VegasMirage wrote:
Captain Nathaniel Butler wrote:
VegasMirage wrote:
Captain Nathaniel Butler wrote:
Lady Spank wrote:
Shut up.


Not empty quoting

The whole thread makes me yawn. But for you guys I'll put on my "careface"


It's a turkey shoot, so if ya don't like shooting turkeys change the channel

otherwise, join in on the fun send me an email and we can figure you into the mix



Set sail for the land of fail you mean?

Nah I'm fine thanks.



If you're not collecting the salty tears of another, then you should definitely re-evaluate your current situation.

Set sail for the "Land of the Fail", where is that Bangladesh? We're on ts3 griefing asshats that make the game unbearable for others. We're the good guys my friend. As I've done my research and you barely exits in Eve, you may start calling me sir now.


Well done - you are right this Alt hasn't been around too long (he's training for Hulkageddon). Now if only you knew who my main was....

Seems your research was somewhat flawed , much like your thread - however with an ego the size of yours I would assume it's quite difficult to see past how awsome you think you are.

Take it from a regular - you aren't , and niether is your thread of fail Blink

Lady Spank for C&P moderator.

VegasMirage
Blank-Space
Northern Coalition.
#122 - 2011-11-30 00:41:19 UTC
Captain Nathaniel Butler wrote:


Nathan says some stuff on his troll alt, says he's a "regular" [inferring somehow time playing Eve justifies receiving in-game cred or respect], Nathan accuses me of having a large ego then proceeds to do the "wait till you meet my main" dance, provides a hint of possible forthcoming tear drops...


All hail the trolling barge ganking Nathan alt Shocked No, but seriously I welcome all comments even ones from trolling alts and thank you for all your complements.

Wont you tell us when and where it was that I "touched" you. It's obvious you know who I am, but I can't place you or your main. Please continue... any connection to Narwhals by any chance? Maybe a blue of sorts? Idea

As for Bryanbc, isn't it interesting how NOBODY has commented on your terrible attempts to troll on ANY thread on eve forums?

I see you trying to reach out to people, but nobody cares what you have to say.

What does that really mean about your in-game character? It possibly reflects on your out of game character as well. Were you able to read all that I wrote without taking a break or swallowing another Adderall?

It would be wise not to post anything more.

no more games... it's real this time!!!

Gods Handiman
Rattini Tribe
Minmatar Fleet Alliance
#123 - 2011-11-30 00:57:09 UTC
Hey! I happen to think Bryan is very funny. Im sorry your ass is still Gaping.
Xolve
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#124 - 2011-11-30 02:22:51 UTC
VegasMirage wrote:

Aerion/Xolve why not just come fly for me, we could use a forum warrior - it's like POS bashing if I could subcontract this part of Eve I would... srsly, come fly with us we'll teachu2eve



I gave up on you almost a year ago- after you repeatedly got yourself killed by getting caught in a bubble, by your own alt in a HIC.

Your terrible, have always been terrible, and will always be terrible. Some people grief, hunt, and prey on the weak, for the simple thrill of it- you do it for some crap sense of importance/validation; and pretty much everyone thinks your a joke.

Keep sending me hatemail though, it gives me something to do while I make a killing producing ships Smile
I likegirls
Lost Puppy Relocation Services
Sorority
#125 - 2011-11-30 02:29:53 UTC
Xolve wrote:
VegasMirage wrote:

Aerion/Xolve why not just come fly for me, we could use a forum warrior - it's like POS bashing if I could subcontract this part of Eve I would... srsly, come fly with us we'll teachu2eve



I gave up on you almost a year ago- after you repeatedly got yourself killed by getting caught in a bubble, by your own alt in a HIC.

Your terrible, have always been terrible, and will always be terrible. Some people grief, hunt, and prey on the weak, for the simple thrill of it- you do it for some crap sense of importance/validation; and pretty much everyone thinks your a joke.

Keep sending me hatemail though, it gives me something to do while I make a killing producing ships Smile


I am going to send you hate mail, because I don't like you.
Piranhas
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#126 - 2011-11-30 02:36:34 UTC
I see Vegas has reared his ugly head again. Now where is that clip I have of him crying (literally) about how we we're being mean to him and how bad he is at EvE.
VegasMirage
Blank-Space
Northern Coalition.
#127 - 2011-11-30 02:50:43 UTC  |  Edited by: CCP Phantom
Xolve wrote:
VegasMirage wrote:

Aerion/Xolve why not just come fly for me, we could use a forum warrior - it's like POS bashing if I could subcontract this part of Eve I would... srsly, come fly with us we'll teachu2eve



I gave up on you almost a year ago- after you repeatedly got yourself killed by getting caught in a bubble, by your own alt in a HIC.

Your terrible, have always been terrible, and will always be terrible. Some people grief, hunt, and prey on the weak, for the simple thrill of it- you do it for some crap sense of importance/validation; and pretty much everyone thinks your a joke.

Keep sending me hatemail though, it gives me something to do while I make a killing producing ships Smile


I never died in a HIC bubble, so you're delusional... again.

I seem to have done better at the combat stat game [in a lot shorter time] than all your toons present and past combined, therefore please refrain from using combat specifics as a means to increase you online persona.

Aerion Xolve you keep mentioning "everyone", but it seems to me everyone thinks you're loud, obnoxious and self absorbed. You seem to have a need to get in the middle of everybody's business, it's clear you crave attention. Here is the attention you crave from me. You're funny and I like reading your rants, so please continue posting on my threads.

As for Phiranas (er whatever the spelling) and his fail leader Shoot2kili, I already established control over you derps when I pushed Bayushi Toma's **** so far up his ass he still cant take a ****. You failed at protecting your followers and you now fail at a basic troll attempt.

Phiranas, Aerion Xolve and xVx dreadnaught should be fly buddies [they could easily be the same guy with alts] cause you both play the "stats don't matter, losses don't matter" as long as I think I'm cool then it's all good game. Doesn't fly with me, so expect to be called out on it.

no more games... it's real this time!!!

Xolve
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#128 - 2011-11-30 03:21:32 UTC
VegasMirage wrote:

I never died in a HIC bubble, so you're delusional... again.



http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=12429802

Because thats not your HIC alt or anything...

Hell 6 of the people in your corp are you..

http://evewho.com/corp/Empire+Douchebag+Eviction+Board



Your still a bad liar, still an idiot, and still couldn't talk trash even remotely funny (or worthwhile) if you had a panel of comics writing for you. Your bad at this mate. I mean, I could go dig up that EvEmail about how your really sorry and always liked me and what not; but ::effort::
Shoot2kilI
The Milkmen
Sedition.
#129 - 2011-11-30 03:54:51 UTC
I still really don't understand the whole bayushi thing. Bayushi is an acquaintance in game. He's not even blue to the corp. He was at one point when he was in my alliance, but aside from that and the occasional "lol look at this killmail", I don't talk much to him. Don't get me wrong, I like Bayushi, but I'm not a fan of jenner or some of the other people in that group. I really don't know how you get your rocks off by throwing that at me when it is literally the most irrelevant **** ever.

Also, merely out of curiosity, why is it that when you get absolutely owned on a forum, you cry in a corner depravely muttering that everyone is the same person and all alts? I have yet to figure this out. For some reason you seem to think most people are poor IRL and can't afford Eve accounts, which is marginally ironic as I have 5 active at the moment, and two in stasis.

Most of the people don't care about pvp stats. You get a woody for trying to prove everyone is as desperate to prove themselves as you. Some of us actually enjoy the game and don't write up a 10 page pdf on 500m in kills in a divorce court-esque fashion. Course, I guess you'd be more familiar with that area than most.

Vegas still has a hemorrhaged vagina, more news at 10.
Shoot2kilI
The Milkmen
Sedition.
#130 - 2011-11-30 03:55:07 UTC
For some reason it double posted. *sigh*
VegasMirage
Blank-Space
Northern Coalition.
#131 - 2011-11-30 04:10:28 UTC
Xolve wrote:
VegasMirage wrote:

I never died in a HIC bubble, so you're delusional... again.



http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=12429802

Because thats not your HIC alt or anything...

Hell 6 of the people in your corp are you..

http://evewho.com/corp/Empire+Douchebag+Eviction+Board


Your still a bad liar, still an idiot, and still couldn't talk trash even remotely funny (or worthwhile) if you had a panel of comics writing for you. Your bad at this mate. I mean, I could go dig up that EvEmail about how your really sorry and always liked me and what not; but ::effort::


Aerion Xolve you've become a stalker. You seriously crave attention from me? Let's see, you're here to prove something, were all waiting to hear what you want to prove? You could easily send your tears by evemail, but no you want the lime light. \o/ "Heyyyyyy look ovar hare, it's me Aerion Varr again, but now I'm Xolve... ummm, I have lot's to share with you.... ovar hare! Look at me I'm smack king, so cute I am, look loooook!"

How does it feel to know that the only place you thought you belonged nobody liked you. At the orphanage, I had to listen to you whimpering on comms about your gi joe exploits, and 6 hours of a story where you rode a taxi with a fat guy in Boston, "No, but really he was cool!" Once you were pushed out of alliance, I had the opportunity to listen to what people really thought of you, terms used "prick", "racist", "disloyal", "terrible frig pilot" [something you always said you were great at], and "puss in boots".

4 Months and hours a day I had to put up with your uneducated perception of how the world turned. You're a depressed, racist, bi polar grumpy 30 year old with a sense of entitlement and false sense of achievement.

At least Nightwatchmen has a chance at realizing what he's becoming, you've already become it.

You want to get up and personal in a fictitious MMO with anonymous characters, we can do that but why not just move on and try to enjoy whatever friends you think you may have in game. Why hang onto my c0ck all day long?



no more games... it's real this time!!!

heavy en Tilavine
Doomheim
#132 - 2011-11-30 04:15:23 UTC
getting a little off topic aren't you?
Stolen Steel
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#133 - 2011-11-30 04:17:38 UTC
So, the part where this thread was Vegas trying to prove that he didn't understand how contracts work (herp derp, I want you on as a retainer for two weeks so that my enemy doesn't hire you) has already been settled. Why hasn't a new thread been created for the troll fight between ROUS and Vegas? Cause that has nothing to do with the OP. It's already been established that Vegas has no proof to back up his claim that he's not full of BS.
VegasMirage
Blank-Space
Northern Coalition.
#134 - 2011-11-30 04:32:32 UTC
Shoot2kilI wrote:
I still really don't understand the whole bayushi thing. Bayushi is an acquaintance in game. He's not even blue to the corp. He was at one point when he was in my alliance, but aside from that and the occasional "lol look at this killmail", I don't talk much to him. Don't get me wrong, I like Bayushi, but I'm not a fan of jenner or some of the other people in that group. I really don't know how you get your rocks off by throwing that at me when it is literally the most irrelevant **** ever.

Also, merely out of curiosity, why is it that when you get absolutely owned on a forum, you cry in a corner depravely muttering that everyone is the same person and all alts? I have yet to figure this out. For some reason you seem to think most people are poor IRL and can't afford Eve accounts, which is marginally ironic as I have 5 active at the moment, and two in stasis.

Most of the people don't care about pvp stats. You get a woody for trying to prove everyone is as desperate to prove themselves as you. Some of us actually enjoy the game and don't write up a 10 page pdf on 500m in kills in a divorce court-esque fashion. Course, I guess you'd be more familiar with that area than most.

Vegas still has a hemorrhaged vagina, more news at 10.


ohai thare

First off, nobody cares who you like and who you think is cool, you're all a bunch of idiots.

Let me refresh your memory, Bayushi was CEO of HTF you're fail boat noob corp. The only reason you left hi sec and joined Test alliance is to hide your fail within the larger fail of Test. If you would have stayed or if you dare come back to hi sec you will be rotated like a stripped on a pole by every merc in the game because they know you cry like the best of them. Does PRONS ring a bell?

Once Bay's bone crushing began you started threatening us with "I have the Mittani in comms right now", "you better stop messing with my friends or else", blah blah blurp*** We didn't stop and you;re only bringing another successful op into this thread showing I get shitZ done.

I enjoy finding people like you in EvE and using a game to make you crawl out of the woodwork to prove you're somebody you're not. The comments "I have 5 accounts and 2 waiting in stasis..." who cares nobody asked you about your accounts. But it seems you've found out what I own in -game and now you're jealous and you think the number of accounts is the measure of your success in EvE. You're fail troll, you're terrible at Eve [who cares about stats] and you definitely have no idea how to extract tears. Go mine, like you been doing oh, and who knows maybe one of my 24 alts is sitting in station with you in Fountain just waiting to be activated.

Where's your thread? Where's your kills? Where's your profile, oh right I see your profile it's lame. You're just another Aerionn Xolve Varr trying to get in on the action, holding my c-0ck all day long waiting for my latest exploits, so you can grab a piece of the light.

Now, I thought I finished you off when I hunted down and griefed all that you loved in Eve. I thought you agreed to not stick your blistering fat head into my business when I evicted your boyfriend Bayushi Toma from his wormhole. What you wanna do have a smack war again, I've said it all and I actually did something about it. Billions in losses to your boyfriend.

It's time you also moved on, I'm not interested in addressing your fail any longer.

no more games... it's real this time!!!

VegasMirage
Blank-Space
Northern Coalition.
#135 - 2011-11-30 04:39:19 UTC
Stolen Steel wrote:
So, the part where this thread was Vegas trying to prove that he didn't understand how contracts work (herp derp, I want you on as a retainer for two weeks so that my enemy doesn't hire you) has already been settled. Why hasn't a new thread been created for the troll fight between ROUS and Vegas? Cause that has nothing to do with the OP. It's already been established that Vegas has no proof to back up his claim that he's not full of BS.


You're the derp, if you had any idea of the EvE online forum rules you'll know you can't post convos with names in it, as was already established. I will post the proof in my bio as I mentioned before on my own time. We already tried posting it here.

Lastly, this thread is about what consequences occur when you "derp" contracts up. I never asked for a retainer, but then your leadership clearly stated in their pastebin post, call us for the wormhole when you get an exit and we'll help. Cipreh NEVER said i didn't ask he said he was busy with other contracts.

So, no idea what you think to accomplish here with your need to close the thread down, but as long as I'm in EvE people will hear about the time Narwhals screwed its client over.

We'll begin working on you guys shortly, so we'll need a place to post the losses, hate to have to start a new thread.

no more games... it's real this time!!!

Xolve
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#136 - 2011-11-30 04:52:13 UTC  |  Edited by: CCP Phantom
VegasMirage wrote:
Stuff not worth quoting.


I think if you make another alt, your multiple personalities and lies might all catch up with one another. I wasn't pushed out of the 0rphanage, I left because I was bored of Jita hugging faggots like you, I wanted something new to do- and on the topic of being pushed out and all, its kind of humorous that I came back and had the GOD SQUAD come blow their ships up at me..

I don't even have to insult you any further to prove your bad at life.. look how hardcore you are about preserving your e-reputation in a internet spaceship game (its serious business yo).

I eagerly await your next novella about how terrible I am. Shocked


VegasMirage wrote:
So, no idea what you think to accomplish here with your need to close the thread down, but as long as I'm in EvE people will hear about the time Narwhals screwed its client over.


No one cares mate.

Give it up already, you lost all credibility when you posted this crap. Because afterall, everyone else in this thread is butthurt, not you right?


VegasMirage wrote:
I enjoy finding people like you in EvE and using a game to make you crawl out of the woodwork to prove you're somebody you're not. The comments "I have 5 accounts and 2 waiting in stasis..." who cares nobody asked you about your accounts. But it seems you've found out what I own in -game and now you're jealous and you think the number of accounts is the measure of your success in EvE. You're fail troll, you're terrible at Eve [who cares about stats] and you definitely have no idea how to extract tears. Go mine, like you been doing oh, and who knows maybe one of my 24 alts is sitting in station with you in Fountain just waiting to be activated.



LOVE when you talk dirty about yourself.. seriously, Pot. Kettle. Black.


VegasMirage wrote:
We'll begin working on you guys shortly, so we'll need a place to post the losses, hate to have to start a new thread.


Roll yeah, I'm sure you'd hate to attention whore/forum warrior another threadnaught of your own replies.
Shoot2kilI
The Milkmen
Sedition.
#137 - 2011-11-30 06:00:17 UTC

Oh sweet Jesus. There is so much **** in here I'm not even sure where to begin.

"Let me refresh your memory, Bayushi was CEO of HTF you're fail boat noob corp."

HTF is an alliance. Bayushi has never been in my corp. You're terrible.

"The only reason you left hi sec and joined Test alliance is to hide your fail within the larger fail of Test."

Odd, considering prior to joining TEST I could swear we took sov in Delve for ~ 2 months in 5 or so systems. Did we run to null-sec because of the big scary vegas then too?

Quote:
If you would have stayed or if you dare come back to hi sec you will be rotated like a stripped on a pole by every merc in the game because they know you cry like the best of them.


You really are the world biggest idiot.

Quote:
Does PRONS ring a bell?


Nope.

Quote:
Once Bay's bone crushing began you started threatening us with "I have the Mittani in comms right now", "you better stop messing with my friends or else", blah blah blurp***


Right... pics or it didn't happen, kthx. Especially since the only time I've been in comm's with you *recently* was when you cried over me destroying XSM. Which I have a handy recording of. The TL;DR is that I check-mated him in a war, and removed him from his executor position in XSM, which he has been ridiculously butthurt about since then. Especially since, in the process, I got him kicked out of his corporation, Suns of Korhal, where he then went on to become the person that he is today.



"I'm a little too old to be doing that in a video game, everyone has their moments"

Vegas, your moment is one gigantic episode of idiocy that is so self-renewing that it helps sustain the collective Eve community at large, and is constantly giving us new material. We are like batman, and you are like the Joker with downs. We don't know what we'd do without you.

Quote:
We didn't stop and you;re only bringing another successful op into this thread showing I get shitZ done.

Getting shitz done, eh? This shitz? Where you evicted them from J132009 and wrote that 10 page pdf on killing 500m? Odd. Because I'm sitting in that WH now farming the sleepers. Way to get the Shitz done their brosef.

Quote:
Go mine, like you been doing oh, and who knows maybe one of my 24 alts is sitting in station with you in Fountain just waiting to be activated.


Ahahahaha. Have fun logging in and not being blue.
Azelor Delaria
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#138 - 2011-11-30 06:24:34 UTC
I haven't flown with Narwhals. And I flew once with Vegas, who ****** up his own gank so bad that I didn't even provide the reps he asked for.

Shut up.
VegasMirage
Blank-Space
Northern Coalition.
#139 - 2011-11-30 06:25:53 UTC
Azelor Delaria wrote:
I haven't flown with Narwhals. And I flew once with Vegas, who ****** up his own gank so bad that I didn't even provide the reps he asked for.

Shut up.


wha? and who are you when was that? damn, serious trolls coming out lol

no more games... it's real this time!!!

Azelor Delaria
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#140 - 2011-11-30 07:13:53 UTC
VegasMirage wrote:
Azelor Delaria wrote:
I haven't flown with Narwhals. And I flew once with Vegas, who ****** up his own gank so bad that I didn't even provide the reps he asked for.

Shut up.


wha? and who are you when was that? damn, serious trolls coming out lol


I was in 0rphanage at the time. You were attempting to gank some WTs of yours in Amarr, who refused to fight you on the EFA station. You came on TS and asked us to help. We brought plenty of RR, but you screwed up the gank so bad that RR landed far too late to save your bait, and then you and your buddies got your asses handed to you spectacularly. After you left TS, we all had a good chuckle at your ineptitude.