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For unification of Caldari Prime

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Diana Kim
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#1 - 2014-03-19 12:44:44 UTC
Citizens and capsuleers, who are not indifferent to future of Caldari people!

We have been forced into shameful treaty with Federation, that has split our home planet in two. And because of cowardice of Ishukone CEO, the Federation controls a part of our home.

Please think about what we are doing! Is our memory became so weak, that we are starting to forget what happened just five years ago?..
Federation citizens were vandalizing Caldari relics, they were defacing shrines, destroying arheological sites!
Have you forgotten news reports with sprayed slogans "Exterminate Caldari " on our monuments?!

And now you think that these peoples should be allowed to stay on our planet, near our remaining relics, temples and historical sites? Do you really think so?

Their agression and hatred was unprovoked. Caldari peoples would never vandalize sacred places of anyone, even gallenteans, because since childhood wayism teaches us to respect sanctity and do not disturb spirits of other cultures.

Gallenteans, on other hand, are ridiculously hostile to beliefs and religions of others. You don't have to go that far, take for example this Ixiris with his attitude to Amarr faith, or again, these vandals from Caldari Prime. We never did such things with gallentean shrines. Maybe they just want to erase traces of our existence on the planet, that they want for themselves?

Three times gallenteans were trying to take our home from us! First it was two hundred years ago. Then, five years ago with these racist attacks, that caused the war to start. And last time they did it just a year ago. Do you think they will stop?..

So tell me, why should we tolerate on our ancestral lands those, who can't tolerate our beliefs, our culture and our history?

Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.

In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.

Anslo
Scope Works
#2 - 2014-03-19 17:37:47 UTC
Cool story, sis.

[center]-_For the Proveldtariat_/-[/center]

Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
#3 - 2014-03-19 21:34:08 UTC
Diana Kim wrote:
Citizens and capsuleers, who are not indifferent to future of Caldari people!

We have been forced into shameful treaty with Federation, that has split our home planet in two. And because of cowardice of Ishukone CEO, the Federation controls a part of our home.

Please think about what we are doing! Is our memory became so weak, that we are starting to forget what happened just five years ago?..
Federation citizens were vandalizing Caldari relics, they were defacing shrines, destroying arheological sites!
Have you forgotten news reports with sprayed slogans "Exterminate Caldari " on our monuments?!

And now you think that these peoples should be allowed to stay on our planet, near our remaining relics, temples and historical sites? Do you really think so?

Their agression and hatred was unprovoked. Caldari peoples would never vandalize sacred places of anyone, even gallenteans, because since childhood wayism teaches us to respect sanctity and do not disturb spirits of other cultures.

Gallenteans, on other hand, are ridiculously hostile to beliefs and religions of others. You don't have to go that far, take for example this Ixiris with his attitude to Amarr faith, or again, these vandals from Caldari Prime. We never did such things with gallentean shrines. Maybe they just want to erase traces of our existence on the planet, that they want for themselves?

Three times gallenteans were trying to take our home from us! First it was two hundred years ago. Then, five years ago with these racist attacks, that caused the war to start. And last time they did it just a year ago. Do you think they will stop?..

So tell me, why should we tolerate on our ancestral lands those, who can't tolerate our beliefs, our culture and our history?



You know, if you loosened your collar a bit and let your hair down, I'd bet you put the pleasure in pleasure hub.

I'll be in Luminaire this weekend. ♥



Bring back DEEEEP Space!

Apollo Lyserius
Minerva Technologies
#4 - 2014-03-20 02:19:16 UTC
You can't do anything to our shrines because they're webpages of cats doing funny stuff on the GalNet.
Katran Luftschreck
Royal Ammatar Engineering Corps
#5 - 2014-03-20 04:20:39 UTC
So what would your final solution be, then?

http://youtu.be/t0q2F8NsYQ0

Diana Kim
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#6 - 2014-03-20 14:15:23 UTC
Katran Luftschreck wrote:
So what would your final solution be, then?

We could just ask them to leave.
Force to leave those, who won't listen.
And send in body bags to Villore right into Senate office those, who will try to resist.

Caldari Prime is for Caldari.

Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.

In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.

Diana Kim
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#7 - 2014-03-20 14:19:10 UTC
Herzog Wolfhammer wrote:

You know, if you loosened your collar a bit and let your hair down, I'd bet you put the pleasure in pleasure hub.

I'll be in Luminaire this weekend. ♥

How about I'd better let my fists loose?
And where In Luminaire exactly you will be?..

Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.

In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.

Diana Kim
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#8 - 2014-03-20 14:20:11 UTC
Apollo Lyserius wrote:
You can't do anything to our shrines because they're webpages of cats doing funny stuff on the GalNet.

Cats doing "funny stuff" on GalNet, like what? Like speaking Gallentean propaganda?

Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.

In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.

Karynn Denton
Lekhantsi Salvage Depot
#9 - 2014-03-20 15:07:53 UTC
Diana Kim wrote:
Herzog Wolfhammer wrote:

You know, if you loosened your collar a bit and let your hair down, I'd bet you put the pleasure in pleasure hub.

I'll be in Luminaire this weekend. ♥

How about I'd better let my fists loose?
And where In Luminaire exactly you will be?..


Pilot Kim, I couldn't help but notice that you tend to get agitated, defensive and even violent when the issue of intimacy comes up.
As Pilot Wildfire pointed out to you elsewhere, this isn't healthy for you. But rather than mock and tease you about it, I'd like to suggest a way for you to overcome your inhibitions; through the use of recreational psychotropics.

Diana - if I may - the first thing you need to do is relax. Nerve sticks are an excellent stress-reliever and pleasant way to shed the worries and rigors of your day.

Next, take something to get you in the mood, a nice upper like Blue Pill or Crystal Egg is ideal - the high from both is very nice and will gently light up your nerve endings. You might also want your partner to take the same, to ensure you're on the same level. I wouldn't recommend any of the trippy stuff like Drop, Mindflood or X, though - they can make you very paranoid and self-conscious, not to mention the hallucinatory effects, which isn't what we want for you.

Personally I prefer things a bit more vigorous; a little Crash with Exile provides high energy and just enough aggression. But each to their own.

Finally, nothing ends the night better than a Sooth Sayer to help you slip into a dreamy, blissful sleep in the arms of your beau.
(Remember to tether his ankle to the bedpost so he can't escape in the night - you can do it all over again in the morning before your next patrol!)

I sincerely hope that my humble advice helps. And of course, I have all the substances I've recommended in plentiful stock and at very reasonable prices. Just call.

Karynn Denton

Caravan Master

Pieter Tuulinen
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#10 - 2014-03-20 15:40:01 UTC
Great Maker... If you need three or four 'supplements' just to enjoy a night in bed with your partner, you're clearly doing intimacy wrong.

For the first time since I started the conversation, he looks me dead in the eye. In his gaze are steel jackhammers, quiet vengeance, a hundred thousand orbital bombs frozen in still life.

Karynn Denton
Lekhantsi Salvage Depot
#11 - 2014-03-20 15:57:06 UTC
Pieter Tuulinen wrote:
Great Maker... If you need three or four 'supplements' just to enjoy a night in bed with your partner, you're clearly doing intimacy wrong.


What's wrong with making a good thing a little better, Pilot Tuulinen?

Karynn Denton

Caravan Master

Bryen Verrisai
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#12 - 2014-03-20 15:59:13 UTC
Apollo Lyserius wrote:
You can't do anything to our shrines because they're webpages of cats doing funny stuff on the GalNet.

If she starts going on a kitten killing spree, I'm blaming you.
Diana Kim
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#13 - 2014-03-20 16:21:03 UTC
Karynn Denton wrote:
Diana Kim wrote:
Herzog Wolfhammer wrote:

You know, if you loosened your collar a bit and let your hair down, I'd bet you put the pleasure in pleasure hub.

I'll be in Luminaire this weekend. ♥

How about I'd better let my fists loose?
And where In Luminaire exactly you will be?..


Pilot Kim, I couldn't help but notice that you tend to get agitated, defensive and even violent when the issue of intimacy comes up.
As Pilot Wildfire pointed out to you elsewhere, this isn't healthy for you. But rather than mock and tease you about it, I'd like to suggest a way for you to overcome your inhibitions; through the use of recreational psychotropics.

Diana - if I may - the first thing you need to do is relax. Nerve sticks are an excellent stress-reliever and pleasant way to shed the worries and rigors of your day.

Next, take something to get you in the mood, a nice upper like Blue Pill or Crystal Egg is ideal - the high from both is very nice and will gently light up your nerve endings. You might also want your partner to take the same, to ensure you're on the same level. I wouldn't recommend any of the trippy stuff like Drop, Mindflood or X, though - they can make you very paranoid and self-conscious, not to mention the hallucinatory effects, which isn't what we want for you.

Personally I prefer things a bit more vigorous; a little Crash with Exile provides high energy and just enough aggression. But each to their own.

Finally, nothing ends the night better than a Sooth Sayer to help you slip into a dreamy, blissful sleep in the arms of your beau.
(Remember to tether his ankle to the bedpost so he can't escape in the night - you can do it all over again in the morning before your next patrol!)

I sincerely hope that my humble advice helps. And of course, I have all the substances I've recommended in plentiful stock and at very reasonable prices. Just call.

Ms. Denton, thanks for your... proposal, but I would really prefer to stay away from drugs and other mind-altering chems.

Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.

In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.

Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
#14 - 2014-03-20 16:26:36 UTC
Diana Kim wrote:
Herzog Wolfhammer wrote:

You know, if you loosened your collar a bit and let your hair down, I'd bet you put the pleasure in pleasure hub.

I'll be in Luminaire this weekend. ♥

How about I'd better let my fists loose?
And where In Luminaire exactly you will be?..


Does not my high standings with the Caldari Navy impress you? Blink

Bring back DEEEEP Space!

Karynn Denton
Lekhantsi Salvage Depot
#15 - 2014-03-20 16:35:50 UTC
Diana Kim wrote:

Ms. Denton, thanks for your... proposal, but I would really prefer to stay away from drugs and other mind-altering chems.


As I said, each to their own.

But minds do tend to alter on their own accord - should yours change, you know who to call.

Other than this, I am indifferent to the future of the Caldari people, so I'll stop derailing your thread now.

Karynn Denton

Caravan Master

Apollo Lyserius
Minerva Technologies
#16 - 2014-03-20 16:38:03 UTC
Diana Kim wrote:
Apollo Lyserius wrote:
You can't do anything to our shrines because they're webpages of cats doing funny stuff on the GalNet.

Cats doing "funny stuff" on GalNet, like what? Like speaking Gallentean propaganda?


Cats can't speak.

Diana Kim wrote:
Herzog Wolfhammer wrote:

You know, if you loosened your collar a bit and let your hair down, I'd bet you put the pleasure in pleasure hub.

I'll be in Luminaire this weekend. ♥

And where In Luminaire exactly you will be?..


Dude. She's soo into you.

Bryen Verrisai wrote:

If she starts going on a kitten killing spree, I'm blaming you.


She already said she won't do it, so it's okay. Besides, cats have many lives.

Anslo
Scope Works
#17 - 2014-03-20 16:56:40 UTC  |  Edited by: Anslo
Karynn Denton wrote:
Pieter Tuulinen wrote:
Great Maker... If you need three or four 'supplements' just to enjoy a night in bed with your partner, you're clearly doing intimacy wrong.


What's wrong with making a good thing a little better, Pilot Tuulinen?

A little better is less than four hours. Your idea looks like it'd make a 'good thing' last 14 hours...hurting just thinking about it...

[center]-_For the Proveldtariat_/-[/center]

Makoto Priano
Kirkinen-Arataka Transhuman Zenith Consulting Ltd.
Arataka Research Consortium
#18 - 2014-03-20 17:03:54 UTC  |  Edited by: Makoto Priano
Apollo Lyserius wrote:
You can't do anything to our shrines because they're webpages of cats doing funny stuff on the GalNet.


You, uh.

You may need to explain these catgiffs to me. Why are these looped images on so many Gallente social networks?

Edit; on review, I think I'm starting to understand. They're social commentary! It's a medium of political discussion that won't put you on a Black Eagles watch list! Fascinating.Like this commentary on Gallente welfare culture. Or perhaps this commentary on Black Eagles efficiency. Or on a more social front, the-- is this a celebration of post-binge disability? I'm not sure I understand yet. I'll have to do more research.

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Anabella Rella
Gradient
Electus Matari
#19 - 2014-03-20 17:19:44 UTC
It's good to see there is still some consistency in the universe, i.e. the speed of light, Amarrian zealotry and Diana Kim's insane hatred of anything Gallentean. Spirits forbid that people of goodwill try working together to find a peaceful solution to their differences.

When the world is running down, you make the best of what's still around.

Bryen Verrisai
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#20 - 2014-03-20 17:38:44 UTC
Makoto Priano wrote:
Apollo Lyserius wrote:
You can't do anything to our shrines because they're webpages of cats doing funny stuff on the GalNet.


You, uh.

You may need to explain these catgiffs to me. Why are these looped images on so many Gallente social networks?

Edit; on review, I think I'm starting to understand. They're social commentary! It's a medium of political discussion that won't put you on a Black Eagles watch list! Fascinating.Like this commentary on Gallente welfare culture. Or perhaps this commentary on Black Eagles efficiency. Or on a more social front, the-- is this a celebration of post-binge disability? I'm not sure I understand yet. I'll have to do more research.

There's also this video that expresses the indomitable Gallente spirit which by its very nature revolts and rebels against authoritarian domination (and bath time).
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