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A Comprehensive Guide on how to use the Procurer as a Lowsec Transport

Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#1 - 2014-03-20 03:27:25 UTC  |  Edited by: Lugia3
Just don't. Especially if you're hauling 2.2 billion ISK worth of implants.


My reaction.

[ 2014.03.20 00:29:27 ] Lugia3 > o/
[ 2014.03.20 00:29:37 ] Lugia3 > The hell was with that procurer? 2.2 billion ISK in the hold.
---He leaves channel right as I post this.---
---Determined to strike either tears or an answer, I reinvite him.---
[ 2014.03.20 00:29:51 ] Lugia3 > [00:29:37] Lugia3 > The hell was with that procurer? 2.2 billion ISK in the hold.
[ 2014.03.20 00:30:38 ] Suroku Wolfgang > I was moving stuff to new station and i didnt have any other ship.
[ 2014.03.20 00:31:37 ] Suroku Wolfgang > Untill you went and destoryed my ship.
---And he left again.---

Oh well. I should mention he was kicked from his kicked from his corp a few minutes later.

"CCP Dolan is full of shit." - CCP Bettik

Michael Ruckert
Hohere Kavallerie-Kommando
#2 - 2014-03-20 04:13:10 UTC
That Procurer fit was certainly optimal for the mission. lol

"No matter how well you perform there's always somebody of intelligent opinion who thinks it's lousy." - Laurence Olivier

Clio Fenatti
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#3 - 2014-03-20 04:14:40 UTC
inb4 lock

black frog would have saved him the pain for 100m.
Mike Adoulin
Happys Happy Hamster Hunting Club
#4 - 2014-03-20 05:29:58 UTC
/Godzilla facepalms

Everything in EVE is a trap.

And if it isn't, it's your job to make it a trap...:)

You want to know what immorality in EVE Online looks like? Look no further than Ripard "Jester" Teg.

Chribba is the Chuck Norris of EVE.

Sabriz Adoudel
Move along there is nothing here
#5 - 2014-03-20 05:34:48 UTC
Loot fairy was nice for once.

I support the New Order and CODE. alliance.

Jint Hikaru
OffWorld Exploration Inc
#6 - 2014-03-20 12:34:00 UTC
Nice catch.

Did you see his BIO?

I was going to lead a life of leaving people alone and mining to earn my share in EVE, but due to a bunch of jerks, I have chosen to become a pirate and make life for everyone else horrible and miserable, making a profit off of there dead bodies.

hehe, I hope he picks better ships for the job now he is a pirate.

Jint Hikaru - Miner / Salvager / Explorer / SpaceBum In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

Shederov Blood
Deadly Viper Kitten Mitten Sewing Company
#7 - 2014-03-20 12:43:21 UTC
Loot fairy says yes.

Who put the goat in there?

Malcolm Shinhwa
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#8 - 2014-03-20 15:53:25 UTC
Your thread will be getting a lock or heavily redacted due to the multiple forum rules broken. But nice kill.

[i]"The purpose of fighting is to win. There is no possible victory in defense. The sword is more important than the shield and skill is more important than either. The final weapon is the brain. All else is supplemental[/i]."

Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#9 - 2014-03-20 16:04:41 UTC  |  Edited by: Jonah Gravenstein
Michael Ruckert wrote:
That Procurer fit was certainly optimal for the mission. lol
It's optimal for something, I'm not sure what but it's not mining or hauling 2 billion through lowsec

Shederov Blood wrote:
Did not expect that.

In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.

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