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Reaver Glitterstim
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#61 - 2014-03-18 18:17:36 UTC
There once was a pilot named Cecil Montague
He wanted to play Barbie, not fly his pod-a-goo
He finally undocked
His ship got locked
He'll have to update his clone-a-new

no hate, it's just the words that rhymed :)
I have to say no for now on that door, though I think it shall definitely open to us one day.

FT Diomedes: "Reaver, sometimes I wonder what you are thinking when you sit down to post."

Frostys Virpio: "We have to give it to him that he does put more effort than the vast majority in his idea but damn does it sometime come out of nowhere."
Chris97b
MASS
Pandemic Horde
#62 - 2014-03-18 18:23:31 UTC
Porjectiles were once where it's at
Great for gank, and they use zero cap
Cross trained into matar
Thought that I would go far
By the time I was done they were crap
Reaver Glitterstim
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#63 - 2014-03-18 18:27:09 UTC
T'were a few pilots tried to train above par
Found game imbalances that made them go "Yarrr"
But CCP did tweak
And these fellas did freak
Who am I kidding, they outnumber me by far

FT Diomedes: "Reaver, sometimes I wonder what you are thinking when you sit down to post."

Frostys Virpio: "We have to give it to him that he does put more effort than the vast majority in his idea but damn does it sometime come out of nowhere."
Jen Takhesis
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#64 - 2014-03-18 18:29:23 UTC
There was an EvE player Chris97b
Who wore a smug goatee
His alliance claim, Ineluctable
But their ships, quite destructible
From the corps of The Irukandji
Reaver Glitterstim
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#65 - 2014-03-18 18:30:40 UTC
Andreus Ixiris wrote:
There once was a pirate from Rancer
Who hired an exotic dancer
But when under the covers
He quickly discovered
What he thought was a girl was a man, sir.


There once was a dancer from Rancer
Who was hired on by a man, sir
But when the tests came back
She had a heart attack
What she thought was a man was a girl with cancer

FT Diomedes: "Reaver, sometimes I wonder what you are thinking when you sit down to post."

Frostys Virpio: "We have to give it to him that he does put more effort than the vast majority in his idea but damn does it sometime come out of nowhere."
Jen Takhesis
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#66 - 2014-03-18 18:32:50 UTC
There was an EvE man, Glitterstim
Whose avatar appeared quite slim
His alliance begged to ignore
For their fleet roams were a bore
Dromedaworks Inc threw him in for a swim
Jen Takhesis
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#67 - 2014-03-18 18:37:45 UTC
Lachra was an Achuran technician
Who spent too much time at the beautician
Her Union of Labor
Threw her at a crusader
Now she leads at interception.
Reaver Glitterstim
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#68 - 2014-03-18 18:42:08 UTC
A dirty-mouthed pilot from The Scope
Got his mouth washed out with soap
The ladies he met saw fit
For a man to posess wit
For without the right words he had no fücking hope

FT Diomedes: "Reaver, sometimes I wonder what you are thinking when you sit down to post."

Frostys Virpio: "We have to give it to him that he does put more effort than the vast majority in his idea but damn does it sometime come out of nowhere."
Jen Takhesis
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#69 - 2014-03-18 18:42:30 UTC
Montague had a first name of Cecil
He spent much time at the easel
"PCGE is for artists,"
he said, "and for harpists!
We paint our faces with brushes of sisal."
Jen Takhesis
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#70 - 2014-03-18 18:48:09 UTC
Barbara Nichole was a pilot of old
Ice Queen she called herself bold
Her Consultancy was Cryogenic
She kept her pod most hygienic
When she killed she most likely lol'd.
Jen Takhesis
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#71 - 2014-03-18 18:56:42 UTC
Don Aubaris liked to go shave pated
Which worked except when he dated
His bio was short
And so I purport
At home he mostly mated.
Jen Takhesis
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#72 - 2014-03-18 19:07:49 UTC
The Doctor claimed customer support
Should be a contact sport.
Stupid talkers of smack
Should be given a thwack
On their frozen corpses we all could cavort.
Lachra
Lachra Corporation
#73 - 2014-03-18 19:10:41 UTC  |  Edited by: Lachra
I'm doing this 'cause I am poor
I don't want to mine anymore
I want to make ISK
But don't like taking risk
So now I think I'll be a wh0re
Xanadu Redux
Small Target
#74 - 2014-03-18 19:13:05 UTC
I had eyes for a gal with a Cynabal
She flew hard, made me wanton with arousal
But a mishap with Concord
Made me bitter in my discord
Her nude clone made it plain she flew transversal
Lachra
Lachra Corporation
#75 - 2014-03-18 19:20:02 UTC
I like playing Planetside 2
EVE's fine if you know what to do
But mostly of late
I'm finding out that I hate
Not having enough to pew pew
Volar Kang
Kang Industrial
#76 - 2014-03-18 19:21:53 UTC
A toon named Erotica-1 there once was
Who scammed people out of isk just because
I’ll double your isk
But probably not today
Haha sucker, that’s what a scammer does
Volar Kang
Kang Industrial
#77 - 2014-03-18 19:26:36 UTC
There was a young man named Tom
Whose dream was to plant a bomb
To blow up the Goons
While listening to tunes
That was the dream of young Tom
Volar Kang
Kang Industrial
#78 - 2014-03-18 19:35:34 UTC
In Reykjavik there once was a server
Whose users played with much fervor
They would argue about fits
Especially the Britts
Which makes no sense to a casual observer
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#79 - 2014-03-18 19:38:25 UTC
There was once an AFK cloaker named Me,
Who camped systems with noobships cloak free.
They all cried for nerf,
Which came out Hurf Blurf!
And not one tried to probe Planet Three!

I once rolled a fresh alt for some ganking,
From CONCORD he took quite a spanking.
He turned freighters to wrecks,
And turned miners to specks,
And he used the tear filled local logs for *******!

There was once a crybaby in a proviblock pocket,
Who filled local with tears about closed socket,
When I saw him DC,
I probed him glee,
I now keep his lossmail in my locket!

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Volar Kang
Kang Industrial
#80 - 2014-03-18 19:40:51 UTC
There once was a guy in a destroyer
Who blew up the raven of a lawyer
The lawyer cried
This is not in the guide
I feel bad for the poor guys employer