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What would you say if you woke up to the Avatar above you in your bed?

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Commissar Kate
Kesukka
#9801 - 2014-03-18 01:48:52 UTC
Your not part of my fan club.

NOW GET OUT!!!!

-k8

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Candi LeMew
Division 13
#9802 - 2014-03-18 01:53:47 UTC
Would you like me to be in your fan club?

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Naomi Tichim
Sovereign Hospitaller Order of Saint Katherine
#9803 - 2014-03-18 02:19:45 UTC
Mmm... *snuggles*

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Candi LeMew
Division 13
#9804 - 2014-03-18 02:44:03 UTC
Meeeow ... Oops

*snugz*

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"I been kicked out of better homes than this" - Rick James
Riyria Twinpeaks
Perkone
Caldari State
#9805 - 2014-03-18 04:24:05 UTC
Will you take the goggles off this time?
Erica Dusette
Division 13
#9806 - 2014-03-18 04:30:50 UTC  |  Edited by: Erica Dusette
But...but those goggles help her target so she can hit just the right spot when bombarding orbitally or in gentle figure-eights.

Edit: not that I'd know anything about that Oops

Jack Miton > you be nice or you're sleeping on the couch again!

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Riyria Twinpeaks
Perkone
Caldari State
#9807 - 2014-03-18 04:41:25 UTC
I'll show you how I can hit all the right spots, without goggles Blink
Ila Dace
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#9808 - 2014-03-18 05:04:59 UTC
Tell me again the story of your people.

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Xercodo
Cruor Angelicus
#9809 - 2014-03-18 09:08:10 UTC  |  Edited by: Xercodo
The story of my people foretold of their size but they said nothing of of you equally large ego. How many times are you gonna make me tell the story about you and your literally-biblical-chest again?

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Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
#9810 - 2014-03-18 10:45:57 UTC  |  Edited by: Zoe Kaltana
Leave my room! No wait! Leave my pants! No wh... .... Shocked ... Oops ... you can stay *pants*, ...if you do that again. :3

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Random McNally
Stay Frosty.
A Band Apart.
#9811 - 2014-03-18 15:30:00 UTC
With what I have in mind, pants just get in the way...

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Commissar Kate
Kesukka
#9812 - 2014-03-18 15:33:01 UTC
Join my fan club or there will be no next time. Twisted

-k8

My Fanclub
Reverend Cletis
Synister Mynisters
#9813 - 2014-03-18 15:40:35 UTC
Sooth? Do you think, woman, that you are the only temptress in this thread?
Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
#9814 - 2014-03-18 15:55:31 UTC
Actually yes, I DO think that. Twisted

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Bronden Neopatus
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#9815 - 2014-03-18 20:39:15 UTC
Methink I had ordered a red-haired chick, but, this puffy brunette looks suit to the task too.

She strutted into my office wearing a dress that clung to her like Saran Wrap to a sloppily butchered pork knuckle, bone and sinew jutting and lurching asymmetrically beneath its folds, the tightness exaggerating the granularity of the suet and causing what little palatable meat there was to sweat, its transparency the thief of imagination.
Amber Patoria
Division 13
#9816 - 2014-03-18 22:46:50 UTC
Would you like fries with your breakfast order, sir?

Candi LeMew > It doesn't have to make sense. It's just the way it is.

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Bronden Neopatus
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#9817 - 2014-03-18 23:11:40 UTC
Yes, please. And make it a nyotaimori breakfast.

She strutted into my office wearing a dress that clung to her like Saran Wrap to a sloppily butchered pork knuckle, bone and sinew jutting and lurching asymmetrically beneath its folds, the tightness exaggerating the granularity of the suet and causing what little palatable meat there was to sweat, its transparency the thief of imagination.
Ragnar Severasse
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#9818 - 2014-03-19 00:57:14 UTC
*Walks in*
*Turns around*
*Walks out*
*Grabs gasoline can*
Samoth Egnoled
Caldari Provisions
#9819 - 2014-03-19 07:18:22 UTC
I know what you ordered, they didnt have it so they sent me instead.
Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
#9820 - 2014-03-19 10:02:13 UTC
Oh my! Now it feels like...sandpaper. Blink

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