Alliance & Corporation Recruitment Center

Hey mate. How you goin?
Looking for Australians? Found them you have! (no more Yoda speak!)

We are approx 100 strong. We like to pew, jew, and chew the fat. We like eve, we like our mates better, but don't shower together (unless Dunsty brings his pet sheep). We have Hobags from Australia, New Zealand, One yank who got lost and is in China, and some guy from Canberra!

We live in colud Ring Nullsec, and are often found wandering around blowing up, getting blown up whilst talkign lots of crap in comms.

We've opened Recruiting. Looking for:
Au timezone. People who talk funny are welcome, as long as its a form of drunken Engrish
Minimum 10mill SP
At least 1 x T2 cruiser skill
fly at least 1 x stealth bomber
members who like to pew, and like to jew, to buy expensive stuff to pew.
Some PVP Experience

What do we offer? Mate...
Null sec pvp, lots of it
FC Training program
Lots of members who dont just talk eve
Significant mounds of Monkey Poo, all you can eat!
Logistics assistance with moving out to us
Teamspeak and Forums
Oh, a Killboard too. http://kb.pkme.com.au/?a=home
Corp provides Logis for free for roams
Access to isk making - to buy shiny ships to pew in

So, how do you join us hobags?

Seriously though, if you are in the AU TZ and are looking for PVP and to meet a social bunch, drop by [PKME Public] and chat to one of our recruiters, or PM me in game.

If we have your interest, there is more info here: http://pkmeforum.pkme.com.au/index.php?topic=197.0

Cheers & cold beers!

Reverend Kev flings Monkey poo at Marjamo o/ * * *

If you're a kiwi, we promise not to make jokes about wellington boots!

Australian members from all over. Kalgoorlie, Perth, Tasmania (<- LOL), Canberra (<- HAHAHAHA), oh and Sydney, Melbourne etc.

bump

Confirming that PKME is the place to be for expats in the "around DT" timezone. Regular roams. Active membership. TeamSpeak entertainment abounds as people from a former prison colony make fun of people from a country with a (perceived?) sheep zoophilia epidemic.

Plus, the Australian dialect is over 50% intelligible to native English speakers. Sign up today.

Just the mere existence of this corporation should be enough to make you sign up.

But you want more?

Well what about the semi-drunken roams? The laughs and "goodtimes".

Or the possibility that your hard as nails corp mate has to sing "I Should be so Lucky" by "our" Kylie when he jumps through a gate too soon?

Well worth the very small effort for admission!

Apply today!

...or tomorrow if that suits better.

Kev, the British are a decent and honorable people. You can't just go around making up vaguely offensive names for them.

Plus, the preferred nomenclature is "Limey".

Sign up today, Limeys!

Gawd recruiting posts are boring. Just drop in our pub channel to talk eve stuff.
Here's some in flight entertainment. Lets have a shortest joke contest.. likes for the funniest!
Me first :)

A man walked into the doctors, he said "I've hurt my arm in several places" The doctor said "well don't go there any more".
BWAHAHAHAHA! ....

Q. What's white and stands in the corner?

A. A naughty fridge

A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest turns around and says, "You can't be here!" The Higgs Boson replies, "But without me, how can you have mass?"










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