EVE General Discussion

Greetings gentlemen (and ladies) of the Minmatar Republic,

I come before you today to ask for your help in restoring our great Republic to a glory it hasn't seen in years. For too long we have been laughed at and regarded as lessors by others. Too long have our borders been pushed back, our citizens harassed in our own trade hubs. We are scattered, broken, leaderless and bickering amongst ourselves while others pillage and destroy us with abandon!

But it is said "The night is darkest before the light". I ask you if you can see the light? The light that right can be faintly seen at the end of a long and bloody quest. A quest to free ourselves from the shackles our enemies have placed upon our wrists. A quest to retake the systems that have been invaded and protect the citizens of the Republic.

It is a quest that I fear I cannot take on my own. Even if you do not wish to take up arms for the cause, you can still support it in numerous ways such as production, mining, trade or even just information.

For my brothers and sister willing to help take the fight to the enemy I applaud your service. We have numerous obstacles to face, but together we can overcome them. I'd like to get in contact with as many corporations as are willing to hear my plan. Though I have been met with some skepticism, a number of CEOs I have spoken with are ready to stand with me.

The grain of sand has started rolling. Will you join with it? For those that wish to remain neutral we shall offer no aggression unless met with it first. For those that aid our enemies justice will be swift and harsh.

That leaves the rest of you. If you wish to withdraw peacefully we will allow you to leave unmolested. The other option I'm sure you're capable of discerning on your own.

So who is willing to stand with me?

Sometimes, I have to poop when im in space and don't know what to do.

Minmatar scum.

You evacuate your waste?

And deny your Fedo lunch?!

You heartless bastard.

Filthy Brutors

Double, please ignore.