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Your best ship names
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Thead Enco
Domheimed
#21 - 2014-03-12 23:50:31 UTC
Domi - Coat Hanger
Goldiiee
Bureau of Astronomical Anomalies
#22 - 2014-03-12 23:56:36 UTC
I can't get away from naming Hound's with dog references.

Bad Dog
Mad Dog
Old Dog
Lie down & Roll over
Spot

Things that keep me up at night;  Why do we use a voice communication device to send telegraphs? Moore's Law should state, Once you have paid off the last PC upgrade you will need another.
Eurydia Vespasian
Storm Hunters
#23 - 2014-03-12 23:58:51 UTC
i'm not even going to list any of mine. they get legit names when i bother to name them lol
Rob Kashuken
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#24 - 2014-03-13 00:05:58 UTC
Ralph King-Griffin wrote:
" I blame my mother"
" I blame your mother"
" I blame the parents"
" grey area"
"God told me to do it" ( Oracle)
If you get any of those, you can assume what the whole lot actually are.
Barring stuff I couldn't be arsed naming that tends to " slappy "


I too, sometimes name my ships after Iain M Banks' ship names.

MadMuppet
Critical Mass Inc
#25 - 2014-03-13 00:10:39 UTC
Best? Maybe not, but my favorites:

Orcas:
Nostromo
Red Dwarf
Signus

Probe:
Palomino

Typhoons:
We come in peace (dual box #1)
Shoot to kill (dual box #2)
Tin Can Hit Man
Your mom

Fenrir:
Oo Tee Dee

This message brought to you by Experience(tm). When common sense fails you, experience will come to the rescue. Experience(tm) from the makers of CONCORD.

"If you are part of the problem, you will be nerfed." -MadMuppet
Dr0000 Maulerant
Union Nanide and Tooling
#26 - 2014-03-13 00:12:13 UTC
I can't not name every venture I buy "misad venture"

Or my hauling orca, the "Timekiller whale"

Tell me again about how every playstyle you dont engage in "doesn't require any effort" and everyone who does it needs to die in a fire. Be sure to mention about how you tried it once but it was too easy/boring/ethnic-homophobic slur. 
Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations
#27 - 2014-03-13 00:23:58 UTC  |  Edited by: Erotica 1
CODE Enforcer (catalyst)
DBL Your Isk See Bio (not in game, may be more abbreviated, and yes there is a story of a guy in a belt seeing this name and playing...)
Bloody Tampon (slicer)
Erotica 1's Imperial Issue Apocalypse (self titled)

See Bio for isk doubling rules. If you didn't read bio, chances are you funded those who did.
Caviar Liberta
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#28 - 2014-03-13 00:29:56 UTC
Rifter - Rusty Wagon

Thrasher - Rust Bucket
ShahFluffers
Ice Fire Warriors
#29 - 2014-03-13 00:36:09 UTC  |  Edited by: ShahFluffers
Dominix = "WhaleFart"
Hurricane = "RustyButtPlug"
Naga = "NAGAPLEASE!!"
Thanatos = "Mother Fluffers"


The general theme of my ship names is; "mildly offensive word imagery."

How did you Veterans start?
SegaPhoenix
Chicks on Speed
#30 - 2014-03-13 00:47:47 UTC
Interchangeable with many ships -

PVP -

I Died Trying
Blame the Logi's
Blaze of Glory
DoomTrain
BoomStick



Cloakys -


Now You See Me...
ShahFluffers
Ice Fire Warriors
#31 - 2014-03-13 00:51:17 UTC
SegaPhoenix wrote:

Cloakys -


Now You See Me...

Lol

+1

How did you Veterans start?
Valkin Mordirc
#32 - 2014-03-13 00:51:18 UTC
Blaster Naga: Haste Thy Name
Rail Naga: Longe Oculi
Tengu: Come Chaos
Moa: Aliquam Decolor
Caracal Navy Issue: Sovereign Initiative
Condor: Malach Havet
Merlin: Lowbow Mk2
Gnosis: For You, My Dear
Gnosis (Bait): THE SPAAACE WHAALE
Thorax: Innuendo
Rokh, Anima Messis


#DeleteTheWeak
Frightenstein
Space worX
#33 - 2014-03-13 00:55:22 UTC
All my ships are Hilarious
Alastair Ormand
Mine all the things
#34 - 2014-03-13 01:08:36 UTC
I named my tackle Incursus. "Goddamnit Leeroy"

I discourage running with scissors.
Ralen Zateki
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#35 - 2014-03-13 01:53:16 UTC
My first small gang frig I named "I'm with Stupids." Still have it... still like it.
Jad-bal-jah
Oneiros Logistics
#36 - 2014-03-13 01:55:10 UTC
The One-Eyed Drake
Hevymetal
POT Corp
#37 - 2014-03-13 02:04:15 UTC
PleaseDontPrimaryMe
Capt Handbanana
Blood Alcohol Content
Top Shelf
#38 - 2014-03-13 02:24:44 UTC

Buzzard - Dora the Explorer
Mining Barges - Ore Whore
Crow- Cheech, and My buddy names his Chong.

I like beer.
Vos Shattock
Star Lux Industries
#39 - 2014-03-13 02:45:54 UTC
My mackinaw is named "Hawgzilla"

I just sold my rig fitted dominex called "Bearfoot"
Gyromite
AWE Corporation
Intrepid Crossing
#40 - 2014-03-13 03:10:33 UTC
I fly for baby seals
I seed you (cov ops)
I <3 Hookers


Judging my ship names one would assume I'm a very self centered individual.