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But the jovians.
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Hal Morsh
Doomheim
#1 - 2014-03-12 03:10:48 UTC
All data on Jovian vessels suddenly disappear from capsuleer ship databases; conspiracy theorists go wild, until a CONCORD official explains they just decided to archive the information due to a lack of recent sightings.


Oh, I perfectly understand, Hal Morsh — a mission like this requires courage, skill, and heroism… qualities you are clearly lacking. Have you forgotten you're one of the bloody immortals!?
KnowUsByTheDead
Sunlight...Through The Blight.
#2 - 2014-03-12 03:14:31 UTC
Jove do not exist.

Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the comedian is the only thing that makes sense.
Hal Morsh
Doomheim
#3 - 2014-03-12 03:15:16 UTC
Come on. Governments telling us aliens don't exist. Cliche

Oh, I perfectly understand, Hal Morsh — a mission like this requires courage, skill, and heroism… qualities you are clearly lacking. Have you forgotten you're one of the bloody immortals!?
Ralen Zateki
Gladiators of Rage
Fraternity.
#4 - 2014-03-12 03:24:10 UTC
Hal Morsh wrote:
Come on. Governments telling us aliens don't exist. Cliche


Aliens told ME that government doesn't exist.... how do you like them apples??
Sobaan Tali
Caldari Quick Reaction Force
#5 - 2014-03-12 03:40:50 UTC
At this point, I'd sooner believe what aliens say over what any government says, but that's just me. Them apples - best apples.

"Tomahawks?"

"----in' A, right?"

"Trouble is, those things cost like a million and a half each."

"----, you pay me half that and I'll hump in some c4 and blow the ---- out of it my own damn self."
Scipio Artelius
Weaponised Vegemite
Flying Dangerous
#6 - 2014-03-12 03:45:22 UTC
Someone in New Eden is DDoSing the empire's services.

The info is still there, it's just down at the moment.

I blame the Sansha. Just the sort of this they'd do.
Ralen Zateki
Gladiators of Rage
Fraternity.
#7 - 2014-03-12 04:01:57 UTC
Scipio Artelius wrote:
Someone in New Eden is DDoSing the empire's services.

The info is still there, it's just down at the moment.

I blame the Sansha. Just the sort of this they'd do.


And I'd add that this thread, among others, once again proves we can make a conversation out of anything...
Hesod Adee
Perkone
Caldari State
#8 - 2014-03-12 04:05:33 UTC
It might have something to do with one of the teams putting a Jove ship onto the banlist in their NEO match and confusing the commentators.
Thead Enco
HR..
#9 - 2014-03-12 04:05:38 UTC
Hal Morsh wrote:
All data on Jovian vessels suddenly disappear from capsuleer ship databases; conspiracy theorists go wild, until a CONCORD official explains they just decided to archive the information due to a lack of recent sightings.




Maybe one day they will return.........
Sobaan Tali
Caldari Quick Reaction Force
#10 - 2014-03-12 04:11:44 UTC
Scipio Artelius wrote:
Someone in New Eden is DDoSing the empire's services.

The info is still there, it's just down at the moment.

I blame the Sansha. Just the sort of this they'd do.


Maybe the Jove paid the Sansha off? Gave them an offer they wouldn't refuse.

"Make sure all the data disappears and we will make all your Revenants OP some day."

"Tomahawks?"

"----in' A, right?"

"Trouble is, those things cost like a million and a half each."

"----, you pay me half that and I'll hump in some c4 and blow the ---- out of it my own damn self."
Hasikan Miallok
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#11 - 2014-03-12 04:16:29 UTC
I used to know a Jovian girl back in college ....
Lorimer
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#12 - 2014-03-12 04:33:01 UTC
My jove DNA and shard things no longer in my inventory

confirming "jove is a lie" conspiracy

Hal Morsh
Doomheim
#13 - 2014-03-12 04:59:25 UTC
Hesod Adee wrote:
It might have something to do with one of the teams putting a Jove ship onto the banlist in their NEO match and confusing the commentators.



"Kind of in the game but not really" I want to see this tristan lookalike.

Oh, I perfectly understand, Hal Morsh — a mission like this requires courage, skill, and heroism… qualities you are clearly lacking. Have you forgotten you're one of the bloody immortals!?
Jandice Ymladris
Aurora Arcology
#14 - 2014-03-12 05:47:39 UTC
For you Jove Enthousiasts: a recent article I published about them:

Shrouded in mystery, the Jovian race

This article not only goes about Jovians and their history with the various races (+links that explain in more detail) but also about any live events & happenings in EvE involving Jove & players (again + links going into more detail about it)

There used to be a time Jove ships were travelling across EvE but the last official sighting of a Jove ship was 7 years ago.

Providing a new home for refugees in the Aurora Arcology
Seraph Essael
Air
The Initiative.
#15 - 2014-03-12 05:52:01 UTC
Ralen Zateki wrote:
Hal Morsh wrote:
Come on. Governments telling us aliens don't exist. Cliche


Aliens told ME that government doesn't exist.... how do you like them apples??


Can I have an apple? I Like apples...

Quoted from Doc Fury: "Concerned citizens: Doc seldom plays EVE on the weekends during spring and summer, so you will always be on your own for a couple days a week. Doc spends that time collecting kittens for the on-going sacrifices, engaging in reckless outdoor activities, and speaking in the 3rd person."
Lorimer
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#16 - 2014-03-12 05:55:07 UTC
Seraph Essael wrote:
Ralen Zateki wrote:
Hal Morsh wrote:
Come on. Governments telling us aliens don't exist. Cliche


Aliens told ME that government doesn't exist.... how do you like them apples??


Can I have an apple? I Like apples...


No apples for the Jove elite ... herpdert and applejack just fiction

move along nothing to see
Akrasjel Lanate
Immemorial Coalescence Administration
Immemorial Coalescence
#17 - 2014-03-12 07:08:20 UTC
Do not question the official narative. Roll

CEO of Lanate Industries

Citizen of Solitude
Treborr MintingtonJr
S.N.O.T
S.N.O.T.
#18 - 2014-03-12 08:25:33 UTC
Ralen Zateki wrote:
Hal Morsh wrote:
Come on. Governments telling us aliens don't exist. Cliche


Aliens told ME that government doesn't exist.... how do you like them apples??

Its official, all apples are Aliens...Fact.
Luwc
State War Academy
Caldari State
#19 - 2014-03-12 08:32:33 UTC
their analprobes killed them all.

http://hugelolcdn.com/i/267520.gif
ReheL't
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#20 - 2014-03-12 08:40:16 UTC
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