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Help Goblin Defeat Goons by Giving Him Trillions

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Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations
#81 - 2014-03-09 05:55:27 UTC
If I was an evil Goonie director of comedy, I would ensure that alliances were broken into optimum numbers of people to maximize the wardec fees.

See Bio for isk doubling rules. If you didn't read bio, chances are you funded those who did.
Joseph Soprano
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#82 - 2014-03-09 08:42:39 UTC
Erotica 1 wrote:
If I was an evil Goonie director of comedy, I would ensure that alliances were broken into optimum numbers of people to maximize the wardec fees.


Nice to know the goons aren't really that concerned over the lemmings! I don't think that will work with the goon pets RvB however I'll mention it to my chum Louis.

PS. Its been pointed out many many colors are not being used by RvB with Yellow being my personal favourite, RvBvY.
Professor Clio
Apocalypse Lancers
#83 - 2014-03-09 14:46:16 UTC  |  Edited by: Professor Clio
And Gevlon's POS is dead. We even got to have a nice fight with No-Ho afterwards (they slaughtered us).

By the way, props to no-ho for how they handled this. We sang for them, they let us in to kill the POS and then we agreed to fight each other. Sadly their logis were too strong for my sentry BCs. But No-Ho are cool dudes.
Louis Robichaud
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#84 - 2014-03-09 14:59:50 UTC
Indeed Clio, Indeed!

Thanks to NO-HO for being cool about this :)

And thanks to Gevlon for making us realize we are cowards! Sheesh, if you hadn't brought us to our senses, we might have done something stupid like going into a wormhole to attack our enemies and get a good fight with a t3 wormhole fleet just for fun.

I blog a bit http://hspew.blogspot.ca
Laurici
C5 Flight
Fraternity.
#85 - 2014-03-09 19:21:45 UTC
All good, a shame we couldn't have checked all the boxes and got a song from gevlon. RvB were chill, shame some of your guys had to go before we could brawl, would have made it a bit more even. We were actually a bit worried about all your sentries. Any tips on how to spead points???

Our killboard efficiency is still worse than Gevlon's, maybe we should still just give up and change to high-sec ganking.

o7
corbexx
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#86 - 2014-03-09 19:26:17 UTC
Louis Robichaud wrote:
Indeed Clio, Indeed!

Thanks to NO-HO for being cool about this :)

And thanks to Gevlon for making us realize we are cowards! Sheesh, if you hadn't brought us to our senses, we might have done something stupid like going into a wormhole to attack our enemies and get a good fight with a t3 wormhole fleet just for fun.


We have a bit of history with goblin one of our members used to live in that wh before goblin evicted him he asked us to come in and we killed his dread then came back next day to kill him again and some of noir, he left a alt in there and then joined our allaince.

he posted what was happening so we decided to come on down have some fun. Both goons and rvb thought we were there to defend him at the start till goblin offered to hire us, unfortunetly he wouldnt pay our price.... a song. and rvb were more than happy to sing (think we had about 30 people on ts) they sung little bee's and then some one sang the noho song. Made himself nearly a billion i think.

They came in killed the tower, damian who used to live in there was sent over to kill mail whore on the tower for his revenge on goblin. we then had a nice scrap with rvb they left saying they'd be back to finish the poco's later. As greedy has said our kb effecency is terrible so we padded our kb with most his pos mods and left, after sorting a nice fresh wh for rvb and some bm's so they could get back in easily.

great bunch of fun people them rvb lot.

Corbexx for CSM X - Wormholes still deserve better
Del DelVechio
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
#87 - 2014-03-09 19:40:01 UTC
great bunch of fun people them rvb lot.


Before we join RvB we are required to spend 3 months in a Goon re-education camp. While there, our masters teach us the fine art of chill......

Del

We have petitioned for vocal training to improve our singing skills, but I've heard it costs too much....
Mallak Azaria
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#88 - 2014-03-09 20:11:18 UTC  |  Edited by: Mallak Azaria
Gevlon posted another "Just wait until Monday" on his recent crime-against-literature. I'm going to assume that he was planning to announce how we failed to evict him from his C1 wormhole. I liked the anti-RvB rage post that appeared when they showed up to shoot his POS, the cracks are starting to show.

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Professor Clio
Apocalypse Lancers
#89 - 2014-03-09 20:21:05 UTC  |  Edited by: Professor Clio
Looks like Gevlon is throwing good money after bad and hired Noir. to wardec goons?

Anyway, bad day for him. We killed all his WH structures and we're currently up 1.2 billion to 17 million in the current lemmings war and that's with only reds involved Lol
Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations
#90 - 2014-03-09 20:38:12 UTC
He's cooking up another nasty surprise for monday?

Is he running for CSM?

Is he hiring someone to run for CSM?

Is he going to attack you with more graphs?

See Bio for isk doubling rules. If you didn't read bio, chances are you funded those who did.
Louis Robichaud
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#91 - 2014-03-09 20:43:30 UTC
We were just on the way back from the POCO op when we saw the lemming fleet - we just had to regroup and give them a bit of a kick in the shins.

A thread or three ago, I mentioned how Gevlon really flubbed the diplomatic angle with his anti-RvB rants. He commented on this that since diplomacy wasn't going to make us give up the mutual defence agreement, there was no point in being diplomatic. He continued in being, well, anti-diplomatic.

But here we see the failure of anti-diplomacy. Had Gevlon been more civil, RvB wouldn't have bothered finding and destroying his little WH industry. It's one thing forming a fleet and moving a few jumps in high sec to defend a poco. It's another sending multiple fleets dozens of jumps to a WH with a large t3 fleet inside of unknown disposition.

I know Gevlon, you will say that we did this because we are such good little goon pets. No. Mittens didn't motivate this. *You* did. You brought this upon yourself.

... and in a way, you've just become what you wanted all along, "relevant". You've become a conflict driver. Congrats, I suppose?

I blog a bit http://hspew.blogspot.ca
Laurici
C5 Flight
Fraternity.
#92 - 2014-03-09 20:53:06 UTC
Oh crap, I have just realised what he's going to say about no-ho now... we're goon pets... my world has literally ended.
Edmark I
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#93 - 2014-03-10 04:19:02 UTC
I think hes gonna hire someone to hire someone to hire someone to wardec someone and then make a graph and a 5,000 word essay about said graph.

and we are all pets of our fathers
Joseph Soprano
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#94 - 2014-03-10 07:05:00 UTC  |  Edited by: Joseph Soprano
Professor Clio wrote:
And Gevlon's POS is dead. We even got to have a nice fight with No-Ho afterwards (they slaughtered us).

By the way, props to no-ho for how they handled this. We sang for them, they let us in to kill the POS and then we agreed to fight each other. Sadly their logis were too strong for my sentry BCs. But No-Ho are cool dudes.


I think he might be posting about it tomorrow as he mentioned '(see tomorrow's comedy WH post) '. Thats the one isn't it?
General Lemming
Commonwealth Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#95 - 2014-03-10 11:10:20 UTC
NOHO and PL are in my top 3 of alliances I would like to join one day with my main. My main has met some NOHO's in the past and they are good fun skilled players ! Norcorp grrrr.... Blink
Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations
#96 - 2014-03-10 11:22:06 UTC
As promised, monday morning brought shocking news regarding the CFC. Ace reporter ShiroOokami brought us this exclusive story in GD, breaking it before Gevlon.

See Bio for isk doubling rules. If you didn't read bio, chances are you funded those who did.
Lakotnik
TSOE Po1ice
TSOE Consortium
#97 - 2014-03-10 11:22:21 UTC
Erotica 1 wrote:
http://greedygoblin.blogspot.com/2014/03/highsec-carebears-rise-against-goons.html

To cause 12 trillion in damage, Gevlon Goblin only needs 1 trillion from you. While many might scoff and call this an attempt at a massive scam, well, some might not.

Thoughts?


How about I give you the finger instead?

..|..
Aralyn Cormallen
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#98 - 2014-03-10 11:50:03 UTC
Del DelVechio wrote:
great bunch of fun people them rvb lot.


Before we join RvB we are required to spend 3 months in a Goon re-education camp. While there, our masters teach us the fine art of chill......

Del

We have petitioned for vocal training to improve our singing skills, but I've heard it costs too much....


Hang on, do you mean I was doing it wrong by spending three months in Red Fed before going off and joining the CFC. God dammit, I can't do anything right.
Malcolm Shinhwa
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#99 - 2014-03-11 05:47:55 UTC
Leto Thule wrote:
masternerdguy wrote:
I don't think you people understand what happens to goons

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdcB4268B-0


What.... the...


I kept waiting for him to read the letter from the Eat Me Beat Me lady.

[i]"The purpose of fighting is to win. There is no possible victory in defense. The sword is more important than the shield and skill is more important than either. The final weapon is the brain. All else is supplemental[/i]."
Professor Clio
Apocalypse Lancers
#100 - 2014-03-11 05:53:53 UTC  |  Edited by: Professor Clio
In a couple of hours RvB will be at war with noir., marmite and lemmings ( to support our goon masters of course. It has nothing to do with keeping our word and honoring our agreement Roll).

Should be interesting. We missed out on going to war with BNI when they upped and moved on us (after we moved 3K ships next door to barle... grrr....) so this will be a different but just as interesting challenge.