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I woke up today to find my kids LARPING Eve Online

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Proletariat Tingtango
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#41 - 2014-03-08 21:09:01 UTC
MutnantRebel wrote:
Lol Yup. I came out and my kids were all "The station was blown up and we had to get our pods out!" LOL

I found it cute as all get out, my son's 6 and my daughter 10, who's now flying in the corp I made just for us, and the both of them had a blanket over the coffee table and this was their "pod". Then they came out and said they were podded and had to go to their rooms to their other clones LOL.

Man, this could get pretty interesting! believe I have created monsters! Alas, this is why Eve is great tho! Imagination sparked by CCP is the greatest part of the product they've produced, giving people the ability to truly reach for the stars! To own them even.

THANK YOU CCP! YOU GUYS ARE GREAT!


Hit your children.
Your Dad Naked
Doomheim
#42 - 2014-03-08 23:07:40 UTC
One of the worst things you can do for your kid's upbringing is exposing them to EVE Online.

EVE Online is pretty much High School Online. Grown adults acting like they are still 16 year old brats, creating social networks and hierarchy eerily similar to that of high-school students.

Do yourself a favor OP, and pretend EVE never existed when it comes to your kids.
Michael Ruckert
Hohere Kavallerie-Kommando
#43 - 2014-03-09 02:29:08 UTC
Ender's Game begins with EVE.

"No matter how well you perform there's always somebody of intelligent opinion who thinks it's lousy." - Laurence Olivier

Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
#44 - 2014-03-09 04:55:14 UTC
Take some of these and put them on go-carts and you're LARPing EvE.


Bring back DEEEEP Space!

WaterMarks
The Keywork
#45 - 2014-03-09 08:10:16 UTC
keep them out of null... i heard boosters are a gateway drug...

-Fly Reckless-

Drake Doe
88Th Tax Haven
#46 - 2014-03-09 17:58:14 UTC
Your Dad Naked wrote:
One of the worst things you can do for your kid's upbringing is exposing them to EVE Online.

EVE Online is pretty much High School Online. Grown adults acting like they are still 16 year old brats, creating social networks and hierarchy eerily similar to that of high-school students.

Do yourself a favor OP, and pretend EVE never existed when it comes to your kids.

Not every teenager is a brat, some of us just like to pew pew people who think age alone equals greater maturity and intelligence.

"The homogenization of EVE began when Gallente and Caldari started sharing a weapon system."---Vermaak Doe-- "Ohh squabbles ohh I love my dust trolls like watching an episode of Maury with less " Is he my Dad " but more of " My Neighbor took a dump on my lawn " good episode! pops more corn" ---Evernub--

Galaxy Pig
New Order Logistics
CODE.
#47 - 2014-03-09 19:29:53 UTC
This story is great. You know, my nieces (6 &9) once brought me a bunch of pictures they had drawn of me killing care bears. The pictures were pretty graphic, they had interpreted the care bears to be actual little bears, like in the show, and depicted them dying in bloody ways, it was adorable. You've inspired me to finally take pics and share their art.

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Slymah
DorpCorp
#48 - 2014-03-09 22:06:19 UTC
"Artillery Shot! Artillery Shot! Artillery Shot!"
Foodpimp
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#49 - 2014-03-09 22:27:33 UTC
Alejandro Rebenga wrote:
If i had kids, i wouldn't expose them to EvE at such an early age. I'd find a lighter space/sci-fi genre for them to exercise their imaginations with, but definitely not EvE.



Pretty cool who you told someone else to parent....douche
Onictus
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#50 - 2014-03-10 01:07:12 UTC
Your Dad Naked wrote:
One of the worst things you can do for your kid's upbringing is exposing them to EVE Online.

EVE Online is pretty much High School Online. Grown adults acting like they are still 16 year old brats, creating social networks and hierarchy eerily similar to that of high-school students.

Do yourself a favor OP, and pretend EVE never existed when it comes to your kids.



I take all of my parenting advice from Your Dad Naked.


....said no one ever.
Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#51 - 2014-03-10 01:15:34 UTC  |  Edited by: Ralph King-Griffin
Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#52 - 2014-03-10 01:23:17 UTC  |  Edited by: Ralph King-Griffin
Jenn aSide wrote:
Even got an escalation when one of the boy's rubber bands hit one of my wife's ceramic figurines and broke it. Wife escaltions are WAy harder to tank than 10/10s......

you'r missing a couple of 0's on that.
Onictus wrote:
Your Dad Naked wrote:
One of the worst things you can do for your kid's upbringing is exposing them to EVE Online.

EVE Online is pretty much High School Online. Grown adults acting like they are still 16 year old brats, creating social networks and hierarchy eerily similar to that of high-school students.

Do yourself a favor OP, and pretend EVE never existed when it comes to your kids.



I take all of my parenting advice from Your Dad Naked.


....said no one ever.

Pow! Right in the kisser!!
(seriously dude[Your Dad Naked], get a Forum alt)



my own note: my sons recognise the apocalypse hull as "dady's space ship".
ZAKURELL0 LINDA
KarmaFleet
Goonswarm Federation
#53 - 2014-03-10 03:00:09 UTC
i cant wait to check the 1st km from a 5 or 6 yrs old kid, it will be amazing. o, and dun miss that pod buddy P

RIP Iron Lady

DaReaper
Net 7
Cannon.Fodder
#54 - 2014-03-10 03:58:10 UTC
A story...

A few years ago, in 06 i made my first alliance. One day, one of my alliance mates had his i think 3 year old near as he played eve. And on TS you could her scream 'go away ebil pirates!' it was cute as hell. lol

So today, i was chilling and my 3 year old come sin and goes 'dad i want to play eve' I was like 'eve? eve online?' he goes "yea eve... i want to pew pew' I must say i have never been prouder lol

OMG Comet Mining idea!!! Comet Mining!

Eve For life.

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