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Help Goblin Defeat Goons by Giving Him Trillions

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Tarojan
Tarojan Corporation
#61 - 2014-03-06 10:57:36 UTC
Lucas Kell wrote:
Louis Robichaud wrote:
Erotica 1's prediction came true - sort of. Based on his last blog entry, people are apparently donating billions to him. There is even a list.

I'll remind our readers that putting bounties on RvB members is very effective.
But no bounties on me! I want to stay bounty free forever!


*giggles* Love you really Lucas. Dont stop blogging or I'll double it to 200k!!!Twisted

Will gank for food
General Lemming
Commonwealth Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#62 - 2014-03-06 10:58:16 UTC
You know a lot of the 420 Lemmings just are in it for the fun of killing Goonies and Pets Lol. Good news, you will be seeing Lemmings in a system near you soon :). As we reached 400, its time for the next step. VFK, second on the right ?
Lucas Kell
Solitude Trading
S.N.O.T.
#63 - 2014-03-06 11:14:31 UTC
General Lemming wrote:
You know a lot of the 420 Lemmings just are in it for the fun of killing Goonies and Pets Lol. Good news, you will be seeing Lemmings in a system near you soon :). As we reached 400, its time for the next step. VFK, second on the right ?
You're going to VFK? I'll have to see it to believe it I'm afraid. If it does happen that will constitute an actual attack in relevant space, so best of luck to you, and I mean that sincerely.

The Indecisive Noob - EVE fan blog.

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Louis Robichaud
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#64 - 2014-03-06 16:03:15 UTC
Joseph Soprano wrote:
'I'll remind our readers that putting bounties on RvB members is very effective. '

However when the goon slaves finally realise they been taken for a ride and decide that defending goon assets wasn't the greatest idea they may want to join a truly 'highsec' organisation such as the Lemminings. The departing RvB members should not be burdened with bounties.

Btw dispite Louis' glowing endorsement of Erotica 1 I would advise caution to the RvB members who take advantage of Erotica's isk doubling. Perhaps I should let Louis explain how goons are not to be trusted or perhaps he has some form of referral fee going on?


RvB members have a super secret way of dealing with bounties! I would tell you but I won't because you are a"insert grr goon appropriate insult here".

I will note that my post merely pointed out that Erotica1's prediction seemed to be coming true. Any endorsement of any isk doubling service is your idea, not mine .

I blog a bit http://hspew.blogspot.ca
Charles Case
State War Academy
Caldari State
#65 - 2014-03-06 16:41:00 UTC
Danalee wrote:
Lucas Kell wrote:
Charles Case wrote:
Wait, why is he crying?
Don't mind Danalee. He is really bad at trolling, the example here being the old "call any response tears" thing. That's a Marmite go-to right now.


Observations, by Danalee;

Your tears, they are delicious.
I'm really bad at trolling and I don't even lift.
Talking with your alts is sad.
10 Bux and a couple of months is all it takes, you are doing it wrong.

Don't mention it, it's on the house.

D.

Bear


Well, at least you didn't throw a umad in there.
Joseph Soprano
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#66 - 2014-03-07 07:56:08 UTC  |  Edited by: Joseph Soprano
@Louis
'I will note that my post merely pointed out that Erotica1's prediction seemed to be coming true. Any endorsement of any isk doubling service is your idea, not mine .'

Sorry I thought you were on about Erotica's prediction of getting your members isk doubled. However I sure you will agree it is a great idea for RvB members to raise some cash get their isk doubled. Your faith in Erotica's prediction was what caused me to have this idea so I cannot have all the credit however I must admit I cannot put 'total faith' in her predictions like you.

Edit : It is sad that Louis seems to lack 'total faith' and I am sure Erotica will agree with me that it is what you need to be a winner. I am surprised Louis didn't get the 'total faith' meaning. I guess that's what happens when..
General Lemming
Commonwealth Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#67 - 2014-03-07 09:17:29 UTC  |  Edited by: General Lemming
@Lucas : Don't expect large scale battles, as we are clearly not ready for that. Step for step. For now it will be small groups going into Goon space with interceptors, bombers and small hit and run ships. This will be done under experienced fc's starting sunday.
Louis Robichaud
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#68 - 2014-03-07 15:25:57 UTC
"total faith"?

You really enjoy pretending that others said things that you imagined don't you? A new use of the sandbox I suppose.

@General Lemmings: I don't think such raids will cause real damage... But still sounds a lot more fun, ballsy and *satisfying * than shooting pocos. Good luck!

I blog a bit http://hspew.blogspot.ca
Professor Clio
Apocalypse Lancers
#69 - 2014-03-07 22:18:53 UTC
Plot twist: The goons are currently in the process of burning down Gevlon's WH... 4 POCOs reinforced as of now and a bunch of ishtars are shooting his POS. According to his blog he has a cap in there too... funny stuff.
Leigh Akiga
Kuhri Innovations
#70 - 2014-03-08 04:52:22 UTC
Professor Clio wrote:
Plot twist: The goons are currently in the process of burning down Gevlon's WH... 4 POCOs reinforced as of now and a bunch of ishtars are shooting his POS. According to his blog he has a cap in there too... funny stuff.


I'm sure he will present some obscure graph about how this is really a victory for him

Too bad the coward collective doesnt own anything and never leaves the safety of highsec What?
Professor Clio
Apocalypse Lancers
#71 - 2014-03-08 05:02:47 UTC
I'm sure getting evicted is somehow going to get spinned into a victory
Konrad Kane
#72 - 2014-03-08 07:49:34 UTC
Pretty inventive scam ::hat tip::
General Lemming
Commonwealth Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#73 - 2014-03-08 13:59:23 UTC
Professor Clio wrote:
Plot twist: The goons are currently in the process of burning down Gevlon's WH... 4 POCOs reinforced as of now and a bunch of ishtars are shooting his POS. According to his blog he has a cap in there too... funny stuff.
There are no wormholes in Eve you capitalist Beepss ! All lies to disrupt our glorious victory. Surrender your sov now and we will let you go to highsec.
Aivo Dresden
State War Academy
Caldari State
#74 - 2014-03-08 15:33:50 UTC
If anything though, RvB has some of the cheapest POCO rates in the central Jita area. Having these go to other organizations will probably result in higher taxes on them. We are providing for the PvE pilots in the Jita area. We generate tons of business, we buy all the ammo and ships, we provide the content there.

But sure, pay some bitter guy to hire mercs. I, for one, welcome more targets. Not sure where Gevlin gets the obsessive urge from but sure thing, sounds good!
Professor Clio
Apocalypse Lancers
#75 - 2014-03-08 16:12:04 UTC
Gevlon has wardecced Reds... couple weeks ago he said we were the only thing keeping him from achieving victory now he wants to force us back into the war? I think he's finally completely lost it.

Also it appears he's not aware that we can use corp standings to ensure that blue pilots know when a lemmings is on grid attacking a red.
Weaselior
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#76 - 2014-03-08 16:14:40 UTC
Professor Clio wrote:
Gevlon has wardecced Reds... couple weeks ago he said we were the only thing keeping him from achieving victory now he wants to force us back into the war? I think he's finally completely lost it.

Also it appears he's not aware that we can use corp standings to ensure that blue pilots know when a lemmings is on grid attacking a red.

he's trying to spin not having enough money to dec blue as a master plan

Head of the Goonswarm Economic Warfare Cabal Pubbie Management and Exploitation Division.
Eram Fidard
Doomheim
#77 - 2014-03-08 17:13:07 UTC
It's like a protection racket without the protection.

Brilliance, Mr. Goblin.

If anything, I think this proves gevlon is in fact a goon alt, spaceship illuminati stealing isk from highsec carebears, etc. etc.

I mean, it's basically the equivalent of the mafia showing up at the local independent coffee shop asking for $$ to firebomb the starbucks across the road. Then after the well-meaning small business forks over their 'feel better about myself' payment, the mafioso just happen to 'accidentally' smash all the windows of the independent shop as well.

Poster is not to be held responsible for damages to keyboards and/or noses caused by hot beverages.
Louis Robichaud
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#78 - 2014-03-08 19:40:31 UTC
Professor Clio wrote:
Gevlon has wardecced Reds... couple weeks ago he said we were the only thing keeping him from achieving victory now he wants to force us back into the war? I think he's finally completely lost it.

Also it appears he's not aware that we can use corp standings to ensure that blue pilots know when a lemmings is on grid attacking a red.


I think he's trying to move the goalpost / change the narrative.

We allied on the war but the ally dropped after a while, as it happens automatically. This happened several days ago. One would have think that without us, the goon POCOs would have been promptly burned to the ground.

Yet, *somehow* this didn't happen. Somehow the goons were able to defend their own POCOs by their lonesome! How could this possibly happen? Gevlon's story doesn't make sense anymore... so now RvB is not an obstacle anymore, we are an *excuse* for failure! So he has to wardec us again so his story still holds together.

Seriously folks, if you want to fight, if you feel GRR Goons... go join BNI. They just deployed in Derelik to attack RUS in support of N3. You'll do far more to harm the goons there than you do in the lemmings.

I blog a bit http://hspew.blogspot.ca
Tauranon
Weeesearch
CAStabouts
#79 - 2014-03-09 01:21:12 UTC
Eram Fidard wrote:
It's like a protection racket without the protection.

Brilliance, Mr. Goblin.

If anything, I think this proves gevlon is in fact a goon alt, spaceship illuminati stealing isk from highsec carebears, etc. etc.

I mean, it's basically the equivalent of the mafia showing up at the local independent coffee shop asking for $$ to firebomb the starbucks across the road. Then after the well-meaning small business forks over their 'feel better about myself' payment, the mafioso just happen to 'accidentally' smash all the windows of the independent shop as well.


Nah his narrative is that starbucks (goons) are also the independent (rvb), and that they are colluding to (something - keep prices low?) and that coffee customers should pay him to knock down the coffee shops.
Professor Clio
Apocalypse Lancers
#80 - 2014-03-09 04:52:57 UTC
Its pretty sad really. First RvB was the mighty force protecting goons from him (and thus explaning his failure) then when we got bored with him and stopped our involvement he realized he no longer had an excuse for failure so he promptly decced us again...

Well if he wants to pay for a wardec against RvB he's welcome to. More things for us to shoot.