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Wearing a Monocle? You're Officially a Hipster

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Qalix
Long Jump.
#1 - 2014-03-06 21:37:34 UTC
Nam Dnilb
Universal Frog
#2 - 2014-03-06 21:40:06 UTC
I got better facial hair.
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#3 - 2014-03-06 21:41:22 UTC
Monocles mean nothing without tophats and canes...and spats..you cannot forget the spats! Longtail suit jacket is optional, but encouraged.




Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Pok Nibin
Doomheim
#4 - 2014-03-06 21:59:47 UTC
Don't dis the Peanut Man, man.

The right to free speech doesn't automatically carry with it the right to be taken seriously.
Pix Severus
Empty You
#5 - 2014-03-06 22:58:16 UTC
First fedoras, and now monocles, is nothing sacred?

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Xylem Viliana
homeless bum
#6 - 2014-03-06 23:02:02 UTC
I relinquished my monocle. Glad i did to be honest.
Eli Green
The Arrow Project
#7 - 2014-03-06 23:21:55 UTC
inb4 moved to OOPE

OT: nice to know that nytimes is the be all and end all for these kinds of things.

wumbo
Bradorski Federov
Sturdy Investments and Loans
#8 - 2014-03-06 23:31:16 UTC
Pok Nibin wrote:
Don't dis the Peanut Man, man.


That's Mr.Peanut, good sirBlink
Hasikan Miallok
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#9 - 2014-03-06 23:38:01 UTC
Bowtie and a Fezz is way more hipster.

Though I do own a set of Replica WWII RAAF flying goggles, they are more steam punk, but can sometimes work.
Axton Kashuken
We make things.... I think
We trade things... I think
#10 - 2014-03-07 01:03:53 UTC
But a monocle is the sign of a business person with class!
Tul Breetai
Impromptu Asset Requisition
#11 - 2014-03-07 03:51:05 UTC
Quote:
"From the trendy enclaves of Berlin cafes and Manhattan restaurants to gin ads and fashion magazines, the monocle is taking its turn alongside key 21st-century accouterments like sharply tucked plaid shirts and certificates in swine butchering. "

wat

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Cannibal Kane
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#12 - 2014-03-07 05:13:13 UTC
Those fruitcakes got nothing on me.

"Kane is the End Boss of Highsec." -Psychotic Monk
Remiel Pollard
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#13 - 2014-03-07 05:18:16 UTC
The hipster's paradox: by conforming to what it means to be a hipster, non-conformity, is one really a hipster?

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Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
#14 - 2014-03-07 05:29:04 UTC
Well looks like the CCP gotta let us have Fedoras now.

Bring back DEEEEP Space!
ISD Cura Ursus
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
ISD Alliance
#15 - 2014-03-07 05:50:08 UTC
Moved to OOPE.

ISD Cura Ursus

Lieutenant Commander

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Interstellar Services Department
Caviar Liberta
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#16 - 2014-03-07 05:56:28 UTC
Forget the monocle. bring back the Wire Rim Glasses
Graygor
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#17 - 2014-03-07 06:07:52 UTC
Patrick Moore, the original hipster.

So is xylophone playing the "Next BIG Thing?"

*hurries off to bulk buy xylophones for Jita*

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Slymah
DorpCorp
#18 - 2014-03-07 06:25:06 UTC
I thought I knew what a hipster was but then I google imaged it.

Now I don't know what a hipster is.

I'm old.
Qalix
Long Jump.
#19 - 2014-03-07 14:21:57 UTC
ISD Cura Ursus wrote:
Moved to OOPE.

I don't particularly care that you did, but I have to ask the obvious question:

How the heck do you decide which ones to move here? I put up a thread about Icelandic tourism and it's still in GD. It's crap like this that makes you guys look bad.
Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
#20 - 2014-03-07 14:33:58 UTC
Qalix wrote:
ISD Cura Ursus wrote:
Moved to OOPE.

I don't particularly care that you did, but I have to ask the obvious question:

How the heck do you decide which ones to move here? I put up a thread about Icelandic tourism and it's still in GD. It's crap like this that makes you guys look bad.


Wow, somebody is butt-hurt....and for what reason ??? And complaining that your thread is still in the most read forum section.

Unbelievable really. I think you need to rethink some aspects of your life and just what it's priorities are. Seriously.

"He has mounted his hind-legs, and blown crass vapidities through the bowel of his neck."  - Ambrose Bierce on Oscar Wilde's Lecture in San Francisco 1882
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