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A Haiku for Erica Dusette

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Reaver Glitterstim
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#1 - 2014-03-07 03:51:21 UTC
Lovely lady you
I think you could like me too
So we should talk more



Why stop at just one?
I love making these poems
Please write some for me



A Limirick-esque Haiku:
There once was a gal
Named Erica, looked sharp when
Changed her avatar



A Haiku-esque Limerick:
Erica come here will you
Write more poems here will you
Your lines win by far
They are above par
If we could hear them from you

FT Diomedes: "Reaver, sometimes I wonder what you are thinking when you sit down to post."

Frostys Virpio: "We have to give it to him that he does put more effort than the vast majority in his idea but damn does it sometime come out of nowhere."

Erica Dusette
Division 13
#2 - 2014-03-07 04:16:14 UTC
My oh my... Oops

There I was on a break, just staring at the Sky.

Checked out the boards, saw a lil poem penned for I.

It made my heart flutter, my cheeks were a'blush.

A thread just for me? Mr Glitterstim please hush.

I'm surely not worthy, nothing special nor fine.

So it's got me kinda baffled why you'd wanna be mine.

I'm runnin' short on time, got silly work to do.

So I better get goin', but I'll expect a message from you.

Refrigerator.


Jack Miton > you be nice or you're sleeping on the couch again!

Part-Time Wormhole Pirate Full-Time Supermodel

worмнole dιary + cнaracтer вιoѕвσss

Reaver Glitterstim
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#3 - 2014-03-07 04:29:44 UTC  |  Edited by: Reaver Glitterstim
Why should I like you? I don't know why you ask

You seem quite likable to me; liking you's no task

Maybe I was just bored, maybe you were nice to me

Maybe I like your avatar, maybe to set my poems free

One thing is for certain: I made this poem to show

For everyone who reads it; and for you, you know

Come guys feel free to join, much room ahead on this thread

What rhymes with thread I don't know, I guess I'll just say Fred

Cookie Monster


trivia: the Om Nom Nom meme was orginally a reference to the sound Cookie Monster makes when he eats cookies
edit: I like the shape of this one.

FT Diomedes: "Reaver, sometimes I wonder what you are thinking when you sit down to post."

Frostys Virpio: "We have to give it to him that he does put more effort than the vast majority in his idea but damn does it sometime come out of nowhere."

Reaver Glitterstim
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#4 - 2014-03-07 05:26:51 UTC  |  Edited by: Reaver Glitterstim
Not something I wrote but it was on my mind. See if you can spot where it is from...

Up on Melancholy Hill...there's a plastic tree
Are you here with me?
Just lookin' out on the day...of another dream
Where you can't get what you want...but you can get me
So let's set out to sea, love
Cause you are my medicine...when you're close to me
When you're close to me

So call in the submarines...round the world we'll go
Does anybody know, love?
If we're looking out on the day...of another dream

If you can't get what you want...then you'll come with me
Up on Melancholy Hill...sits a manatee, love
Just lookin out for the day...when you're close to me
When you're close to me

When you're close to me

FT Diomedes: "Reaver, sometimes I wonder what you are thinking when you sit down to post."

Frostys Virpio: "We have to give it to him that he does put more effort than the vast majority in his idea but damn does it sometime come out of nowhere."

Reaver Glitterstim
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#5 - 2014-03-07 07:28:15 UTC
Some limericks I posted on the Kerbal Space Program forum:

Eve is purple, Layth is blue
Jool is green, that much is true
Bill's manner is mellow
His spacesuit yellow
From all the chunks Bob blew


Rover, rover, why do you fly?
Over small bumps and pebbles, why?
When your wheels rumble
You begin to tumble
And dart off into the sky

FT Diomedes: "Reaver, sometimes I wonder what you are thinking when you sit down to post."

Frostys Virpio: "We have to give it to him that he does put more effort than the vast majority in his idea but damn does it sometime come out of nowhere."

Erica Dusette
Division 13
#6 - 2014-03-07 07:38:05 UTC
Mr Glitterstim that's sweet, your words are Devine.

Thanks for your compliments toward this avatar 'o mine.

To say you're inspired is really quite kind. I felt like a change. It'd been on my mind.

People were emulating me, my body and behind.

So the time had come, from that style I did break.

But I kept Dani the same, incase I'd made a mistake.

It's been really nice that you wrote for me this thread.

Won't be long to wait, it'll go to my head. But that's not an invite to Erica's bed.

After failed space romances this is what she said.

I think I just made an excessive a rhyme?

I'd be no good with sonnets, they'd get binned all the time.

No idea what I'm doing now, better go get dinner for my daughter.

Thus ends this thing called The mingling of fish and water.

Jack Miton > you be nice or you're sleeping on the couch again!

Part-Time Wormhole Pirate Full-Time Supermodel

worмнole dιary + cнaracтer вιoѕвσss

Aspalis
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#7 - 2014-03-07 12:35:09 UTC
What is more universal than sh*t?
What emotion better transcends the gamut of social, political, economic and geographical spectrums?
From the mightiest Pharaoh to the lowliest peasant, sh*t binds us
as a species, as human beings.

Marcus Gord: "Aspalis is an onion. Many layers, each one makes you cry."

Erica Dusette
Division 13
#8 - 2014-03-07 12:52:36 UTC
Amen sista.
Naught is awareness.
The sharedness of ****.
Groaning and grimacing,
On the porcelain bus we sit.

Jack Miton > you be nice or you're sleeping on the couch again!

Part-Time Wormhole Pirate Full-Time Supermodel

worмнole dιary + cнaracтer вιoѕвσss

Reaver Glitterstim
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#9 - 2014-03-08 04:57:06 UTC
I used to like the way you would look away
The detatched persona you had made me feel in a way
That you were someone I want to know, some one fun
That if I took notice and gave chase, you'd go on the run
Meeting you finally, I feel I was right, these words ring true
You are fun, enthusiastic, gentle, friendly, self-deprecating too
Now you look us in the eyes, you do not turn away from us
I see past your feigned scare, you're brave and full of trust
I aim not for your bed, I'm not that sort of guy
I would not seduce or trick you, I would not try
I come in search of friendship, to share poems and I
Perhaps am also, maybe, even just a little shy
That's not to say I wasn't flattered by the prospect, why
The very thought conjured in my head the words "Oh my..."
But as of now I am here for poem sharing,
For friendship, spaceships, and caring,
For sharing events with one another
That are best experienced together
It makes me happy to have you all
Here where I can talk about all
The things I like or call out
That I wish to rant about
Things that make me happy
Things that make me sad
That make me chatty
That make me mad
You're all here for me and that makes me glad
I don't know what I would do without you all.

FT Diomedes: "Reaver, sometimes I wonder what you are thinking when you sit down to post."

Frostys Virpio: "We have to give it to him that he does put more effort than the vast majority in his idea but damn does it sometime come out of nowhere."

Tul Breetai
Impromptu Asset Requisition
#10 - 2014-03-08 14:32:23 UTC
Jesus get a room.

There's nothing worse than an EVE player, generally considered to be top of the food chain in the MMO world, that cannot smacktalk with wit and coherency.

Erica Dusette
Division 13
#11 - 2014-03-09 02:30:28 UTC
Fictional characters do not require a room.

That includes Jesus.

Jack Miton > you be nice or you're sleeping on the couch again!

Part-Time Wormhole Pirate Full-Time Supermodel

worмнole dιary + cнaracтer вιoѕвσss

Reaver Glitterstim
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#12 - 2014-03-09 03:22:32 UTC
sexy AND practical.

you make me swoon ^^

FT Diomedes: "Reaver, sometimes I wonder what you are thinking when you sit down to post."

Frostys Virpio: "We have to give it to him that he does put more effort than the vast majority in his idea but damn does it sometime come out of nowhere."

Reaver Glitterstim
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#13 - 2014-03-12 03:14:54 UTC
Erica Dusette
Tu nom est super chouette
As good as they gette

FT Diomedes: "Reaver, sometimes I wonder what you are thinking when you sit down to post."

Frostys Virpio: "We have to give it to him that he does put more effort than the vast majority in his idea but damn does it sometime come out of nowhere."

Erica Dusette
Division 13
#14 - 2014-03-12 03:31:22 UTC
I can't believe you like my name. Oops
In a strange kinda way it's a bit of a shame.
Because if I ever got to change it again.
I'd pick a surname that sounds more Achur-ain.

Jack Miton > you be nice or you're sleeping on the couch again!

Part-Time Wormhole Pirate Full-Time Supermodel

worмнole dιary + cнaracтer вιoѕвσss

Reaver Glitterstim
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#15 - 2014-03-12 03:55:26 UTC  |  Edited by: Reaver Glitterstim
Better than flechette
I'll say it many times yet
Like a tape cassette



If you chose to change your name to something new
And make it better to you, more Achura too
That would be okay
I'm sure in a day
I'd like the new name because it labels you


amazing music

FT Diomedes: "Reaver, sometimes I wonder what you are thinking when you sit down to post."

Frostys Virpio: "We have to give it to him that he does put more effort than the vast majority in his idea but damn does it sometime come out of nowhere."

Liafcipe9000
Critically Preposterous
#16 - 2014-03-12 09:02:35 UTC
Erica Dusette wrote:
Refrigerator.


Lol
ISD Ezwal
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
ISD Alliance
#17 - 2014-07-03 21:32:15 UTC
No haiku.

Just stay open now.
Stay open now.
Open now.
Now.

ISD Ezwal Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs)

Reaver Glitterstim
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#18 - 2014-07-03 21:40:39 UTC
unlocked

FT Diomedes: "Reaver, sometimes I wonder what you are thinking when you sit down to post."

Frostys Virpio: "We have to give it to him that he does put more effort than the vast majority in his idea but damn does it sometime come out of nowhere."

Reaver Glitterstim
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#19 - 2014-07-04 00:46:10 UTC
Great now I can't remember what I was gonna say.

FT Diomedes: "Reaver, sometimes I wonder what you are thinking when you sit down to post."

Frostys Virpio: "We have to give it to him that he does put more effort than the vast majority in his idea but damn does it sometime come out of nowhere."

Gully Alex Foyle
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#20 - 2014-07-04 21:19:29 UTC  |  Edited by: Gully Alex Foyle
May I help?


Sexy pirate Erica Dusette

she'll hunt you down like Boba Fett

her spacex panties are sometimes wet

would I do her? Yeah, you bet!

Make space glamorous! Is EVE dying or not? Ask the EVE-O Death-o-meter!

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