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I Riven I
Hedion University
Amarr Empire
#1 - 2014-03-04 20:01:30 UTC
"You cannot place a planck generator container within another planck generator, as it will cause a graviton harmonics chain reaction whose end cannot be determined"
indiana bones
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#2 - 2014-03-04 20:14:26 UTC
Yeah, there are some comical error messages. Smile

Can't remember if it's the same since the session change delay restrictions were reduced, but when waiting for session change when trying to board ships "Just stepping out to find a bush. Will be able to board in x seconds", always made me laugh. Big smile
Tajic Kaundur
Collapsed Out
Pandemic Legion
#3 - 2014-03-04 20:30:41 UTC
Physics says no.
Gully Alex Foyle
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#4 - 2014-03-04 21:05:16 UTC
Thermodynamics Skill info:

Advanced understanding of the laws of thermodynamics. Allows you to deliberately overheat a ship's modules in order to push them beyond their intended limit. Also gives you the ability to frown in annoyance whenever you hear someone mention a perpetual motion unit. Reduces heat damage by 5% per level.

Make space glamorous! Is EVE dying or not? Ask the EVE-O Death-o-meter!
Hal Morsh
Doomheim
#5 - 2014-03-04 21:13:21 UTC
Try gate jumping right after joining or leaving a fleet. It mentions smack talk holding you up.
Try doing so right after leaving and returning to a ship. It mentions that now we just need a place for the donuts.

Oh, I perfectly understand, Hal Morsh — a mission like this requires courage, skill, and heroism… qualities you are clearly lacking. Have you forgotten you're one of the bloody immortals!?
Garandras
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#6 - 2014-03-04 21:45:29 UTC
Hal Morsh wrote:
Try doing so right after leaving and returning to a ship. It mentions that now we just need a place for the donuts.


CCP did hand out doughnut holders for people a while back
Pix Severus
Empty You
#7 - 2014-03-04 22:05:53 UTC
Market > Special Edition Assets > Special Edition Commodities

Lots of funny stuff there.

MTU Hunter: Latest Entry - June 12 2017 - Vocal Local 5

MTU Hunting 101: Comprehensive Guide
JoeBear770
Faster Muffins
#8 - 2014-03-04 22:14:40 UTC
Device:
It's a thing. It does stuff.
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#9 - 2014-03-04 22:40:50 UTC  |  Edited by: Khergit Deserters
I always love feel slightly insulted being told that I'll be squeezed out of the station in X number of seconds.
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#10 - 2014-03-04 22:54:34 UTC
I love being told that im approaching the gate....while at 0m to the gate.




Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Ralen Zateki
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#11 - 2014-03-05 00:11:25 UTC
Personally I like: "Whatever you were trying to do just failed..."

Forget where I saw it... probably in warp and trying to activate something. But I remember thinking how incredibly hopeless it made my situation feel....


FAIL!
Victor Andall
#12 - 2014-03-05 00:12:56 UTC
Connection has ben usurped by the server.

I just undocked for the first time and someone challenged me to a duel. Wat do?

19.08.2014 - Dinsdale gets slammed by CCP Falcon. Never forget.
Ralen Zateki
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#13 - 2014-03-05 00:15:29 UTC
JoeBear770 wrote:
Device:
It's a thing. It does stuff.


Stuff and things.... http://youtu.be/YQwrE-WO1Js
Xearal
Dead's Prostitutes
The Initiative.
#14 - 2014-03-05 00:42:21 UTC
JoeBear770 wrote:
Device:
It's a thing. It does stuff.


My favourite! Cool

Does railgun ammunition come in Hollow Point?
Caviar Liberta
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#15 - 2014-03-05 01:10:03 UTC
JoeBear770 wrote:
Device:
It's a thing. It does stuff.


We need things.
Hallvardr
#16 - 2014-03-05 02:06:21 UTC
Its since been replaced with a more "pc" description. But -> Prostitute: One unit of bad woman.
Billy Sastard
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#17 - 2014-03-05 02:31:16 UTC  |  Edited by: Billy Sastard
We're sorry, something happened.

And everybody needs a Postcard from Poitot.
Shederov Blood
Deadly Viper Kitten Mitten Sewing Company
#18 - 2014-03-05 02:49:40 UTC
Khergit Deserters wrote:
I always love being told that I'll be squeezed out of the station in X number of seconds.
... unless it's one of those Amarr stations where you exit via a downward-pointing tube.

Who put the goat in there?
KuroVolt
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#19 - 2014-03-05 05:11:32 UTC
I just love the name of this Ship Scanner module: Speculative Ship identifier.

"Thats a ...uhm...Cara-no, wait...no, yes definitely a Caracal!"

BoBwins Law: As a discussion/war between two large nullsec entities grows longer, the probability of one comparing the other to BoB aproaches near certainty.
Silivar Karkun
Doomheim
#20 - 2014-03-05 05:14:12 UTC
Concordokken.......that is all.......
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