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Independent Slave Companion Unity
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Satesa
Azure Stars Order
#1 - 2014-03-03 18:24:14 UTC
Introduction

Greetings, fellow capsuleers.


  • Have you ever dreamt about holding your own personal slave, but was neither Holder nor from place where owning slave is legal?
  • Were you able to own slave, but had not enough finances for purchase, or time to train him/her?
  • Did you wanted to own slave just for some given time, without lifetime liability?


Our corporation have you covered!

We specialise in training and hiring of slaves, who either were released from previous (illegal) owner, or volunteered for this "job".

Note, that our slaves come from various backgrounds, be it Freed Slaves, Homeless, Janitors, Refugees, or Exotic Dancers.
We are also proud to announce, that our service cover as well slaves trained as Capsuleers.

Terms of Service

  1. We are not employees.
  2. We are not mercenaries.
  3. We are professional slaves, and proud of it.
  4. We are selling our time, our freedom, our skills to anyone, who needs them. And we do it of free will.
  5. We will do anything ordered to do by our master, we will obey without questions or objections.
  6. What we see, hear or do, we will never tell anyone else.
  7. NO REFUNDS


Business process

  1. State your intention either in this topic, or send message to me. State name/type of desired slave, when and for how long you want to "rent", and payment you want to offer.
  2. We will consider your offer, and if avaiable, we will notify you about result (next steps will follow only if approved).
  3. You should contact desired slave and negotiate aditional terms (for example, some slaves may require aditional payment to personal account).
  4. New owner will pay negotiated sum to corporation account, or directly to slave (in case of capsuleer slaves)
  5. Slave will deposit their cash to corporation account. This is safety measure, so new owner will not rob them for it.
  6. Slave will be officialy transferred to new owner (capsuleer slaves will update their bio to include name of their owner)
  7. Slave will perform their duties for negotiated duration of time. Slave have no obligation to warn his/her master about expiring period.
  8. Owner could extend time by purchasing aditional period for same sum as before.
  9. After period ends, slave will remove owner from bio and will consider self free again. We will then return safety deposit, so she/he could continue free life under corporation shelter, untill next request...


List of certified slaves
Generic: Janitor (5x); Exotic Dancer, Female (23x)
Capsuleers:Satesa (certified), Aeonia Atlantis (in training)

NOTE:I understand, that this post may not be clear enough for everybody, as is for myself. If you have any questions or need clarification of something, feel free to contact me, and I will do my best to help you...

Samantha Tethis Satmalchaj (callsign Satesa) - Founder/CEO of  "Independent Slave Companion Unity [ISCU.]" (CLOSED) Proffesional certified slavegirl (Current owner: see my bio)
Andreus Ixiris
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#2 - 2014-03-03 18:28:19 UTC
Kinky.

Andreus Ixiris > A Civire without a chin is barely a Civire at all.

Pieter Tuulinen > He'd be Civirely disadvantaged, Andreus.

Andreus Ixiris > ...

Andreus Ixiris > This is why we're at war.
Apollo Lyserius
Minerva Technologies
#3 - 2014-03-03 18:45:54 UTC
Paid voluntary slaves, cool.
Pieter Tuulinen
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#4 - 2014-03-03 19:26:18 UTC
Apollo Lyserius wrote:
Paid voluntary slaves, cool.

All my "what's".

For the first time since I started the conversation, he looks me dead in the eye. In his gaze are steel jackhammers, quiet vengeance, a hundred thousand orbital bombs frozen in still life.
Morwen Lagann
Tyrathlion Interstellar
#5 - 2014-03-03 19:31:25 UTC
Pieter Tuulinen wrote:
Apollo Lyserius wrote:
Paid voluntary slaves, cool.

All my "what's".

You do not have enough Whats to complete this transaction. Please acquire more and try again.

In all seriousness though, um. One of the first three words there isn't like the others. Nor is this really the best place for such an... advertisement.

Morwen Lagann

CEO, Tyrathlion Interstellar

Coordinator, Arataka Research Consortium

Owner, The Golden Masque
Candi LeMew
Division 13
#6 - 2014-03-03 19:34:51 UTC
Slaves.

You keep using this word.

I do not think it means what you think it means.

I'm not much of a business woman, ermm, I can't even do math but points number one and four of your terms of service seem kinda ... contradictory.

🍌

Remember... in Anoikis Bob Is Always Watching...

"I been kicked out of better homes than this" - Rick James
Erica Dusette
Division 13
#7 - 2014-03-03 19:37:34 UTC
Interesting. Slaves who aren't actually slaves. Sounds right up my alley.

Lemme know if you get any large, strapping Brutor lads who're skilled at foot-massages and coffee-brewing, ah.

Jack Miton > you be nice or you're sleeping on the couch again!

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TomHorn
Horn Brothers Holdings Inc.
#8 - 2014-03-03 19:42:48 UTC
A gentleman does not pay slaves.
Vulxanis Viceroy
Vicarius Vitae
Khimi Harar
#9 - 2014-03-03 19:56:27 UTC  |  Edited by: Vulxanis Viceroy
Sounds more like a Gallente fetish, as this person obviously does not understand what a slave truly is, and what makes a Holder significant.

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Pronounced "Vulzanis"

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Candi LeMew
Division 13
#10 - 2014-03-03 19:59:47 UTC
Hey mister. I kinda agree with ya, but did you really have to quote the entire post to give that one-line response?

I hate when people do that.

🍌

Remember... in Anoikis Bob Is Always Watching...

"I been kicked out of better homes than this" - Rick James
Kucial Kinan
Kinani Consortium
#11 - 2014-03-03 20:05:47 UTC
The term you are looking for is indentured servitude.
Vulxanis Viceroy
Vicarius Vitae
Khimi Harar
#12 - 2014-03-03 20:11:03 UTC
Candi LeMew wrote:
Slaves.

You keep using this word.

I do not think it means what you think it means.

I'm not much of a business woman, ermm, I can't even do math but points number one and four of your terms of service seem kinda ... contradictory.


I entirely agree, my dear. They are. Also, I found your retort rather amusing. I shall have to remember that one. *chuckles*

In Character: Only responds to "Lord Draconis"

Pronounced "Vulzanis"

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Erica Dusette
Division 13
#13 - 2014-03-03 20:18:00 UTC
Don't listen to Candi, Lord Draconis. The goggles have gone to her head.

Literally.

Jack Miton > you be nice or you're sleeping on the couch again!

Part-Time Wormhole Pirate ツ Full-Time Supermodel

▷ worмнole dιary + cнaracтer вιoѕ ▷ вσss
Satesa
Azure Stars Order
#14 - 2014-03-03 20:36:27 UTC
Candi LeMew wrote:
Slaves.

You keep using this word.

I do not think it means what you think it means.

I'm not much of a business woman, ermm, I can't even do math but points number one and four of your terms of service seem kinda ... contradictory.


That type of woman is in employment.

Our "slaves" are just trained and sheltered by us - think about them, as being enslaved, sold to another subject, and then freed again, with compensation given afterwards by "independent" subject - repeatedly...

When we "hire" possible future "slaves", we are investing our precious time and resources to their training and sheltering, before trading them further...

About 1 and 4:
1 - employment means having some rules agreed with employer. When sold to Master (albeit temporary), there are no rules.
4 - our members initially decide to go for this freely. What happens under "contract" is no longer under their control.

May seem contradictory, I agree with this. But this is as close as we were able to agree. My girls (and boys) understand, that they are no longer fully free, and that corporation gives them "compensation" on own volition. It was initial decision to keep some middle ground in between regullar employment, and full enslavement.

Vulxanis Viceroy wrote:

Sounds more like a Gallente fetish, as this person obviously does not understand what a slave truly is, and what makes a Holder significant.


Spot on, agreed. But I am Gallente, who spent much of my time in slavery, so this term is for me close enough. :-)
And we Gallenteans take many things more liberaly...

And BTW, could you please explain difference between "slaver" and "Holder"?
In my opinion, Holder is one who has legal right to own slaves, while slaver is anybody else.
Am I correct? Sorry if mistaken, but I was never in position to dispute difference...

Kucial Kinan wrote:
The term you are looking for is indentured servitude.


Well, may be. But it is not exactly what we are about (see explanations above).

Samantha Tethis Satmalchaj (callsign Satesa) - Founder/CEO of  "Independent Slave Companion Unity [ISCU.]" (CLOSED) Proffesional certified slavegirl (Current owner: see my bio)
Kucial Kinan
Kinani Consortium
#15 - 2014-03-03 20:46:52 UTC
Satesa wrote:
[ sold to another subject, and then freed again, with compensation given afterwards by "independent" subject - repeatedly...


Again, what you are describing is quite literally indentured servitude - not slavery. Your attempt to be risqué by using the term "slave" has been transparent to all of your readership.
Satesa
Azure Stars Order
#16 - 2014-03-03 20:58:24 UTC
Kucial Kinan wrote:
Satesa wrote:
sold to another subject, and then freed again, with compensation given afterwards by "independent" subject - repeatedly...


Again, what you are describing is quite literally indentured servitude - not slavery. Your attempt to be risqué by using the term "slave" has been transparent to all of your readership.


And again...

Term "slave" is just easier to recognise, understand (and type) than "indentured servitude".
If you don't like it, just mentally substitute them anytime you see them in my posts, and it is settled.
But please don't force your thinking to us - you will not succeed...

About being "risqué" - quite opposite.
We are trying to make legal bussiness from something, that is not generally deemend legal. So we must make compromises, and have some leeway in our rules...

Samantha Tethis Satmalchaj (callsign Satesa) - Founder/CEO of  "Independent Slave Companion Unity [ISCU.]" (CLOSED) Proffesional certified slavegirl (Current owner: see my bio)
Satesa
Azure Stars Order
#17 - 2014-03-03 21:03:02 UTC
TomHorn wrote:
A gentleman does not pay slaves.

A gentleman doesn't own slaves.

Samantha Tethis Satmalchaj (callsign Satesa) - Founder/CEO of  "Independent Slave Companion Unity [ISCU.]" (CLOSED) Proffesional certified slavegirl (Current owner: see my bio)
Kucial Kinan
Kinani Consortium
#18 - 2014-03-03 21:04:53 UTC
Satesa wrote:

Term "slave" is just easier to recognise, understand (and type) than "indentured servitude".
If you don't like it, just mentally substitute them anytime you see them in my posts, and it is settled.
But please don't force your thinking to us - you will not succeed...


Quite the opposite, using terms incorrectly does nothing but hinder understanding. As can be easily demonstrated by the responses you have received.
Vulxanis Viceroy
Vicarius Vitae
Khimi Harar
#19 - 2014-03-03 21:10:27 UTC
Satesa wrote:


And BTW, could you please explain difference between "slaver" and "Holder"?
In my opinion, Holder is one who has legal right to own slaves, while slaver is anybody else.
Am I correct? Sorry if mistaken, but I was never in position to dispute difference...


You are more than welcome to ask me in private.

In Character: Only responds to "Lord Draconis"

Pronounced "Vulzanis"

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Public channel: VXV EVE

Twitter: https://wiki.eveonline.com/en/wiki/Vulxanis_Viceroy
Satesa
Azure Stars Order
#20 - 2014-03-03 21:14:07 UTC
Kucial Kinan wrote:
Satesa wrote:

Term "slave" is just easier to recognise, understand (and type) than "indentured servitude".
If you don't like it, just mentally substitute them anytime you see them in my posts, and it is settled.
But please don't force your thinking to us - you will not succeed...


Quite the opposite, using terms incorrectly does nothing but hinder understanding. As can be easily demonstrated by the responses you have received.

With this, I must agree. Problem is, my translator doesn't work correctly (Note to self: must finally refer technician in nearest station I land next), so some things was translated incorrectly. Now it is too deep ingrained in our members (and corp itself), and we generaly like name, etc...

Samantha Tethis Satmalchaj (callsign Satesa) - Founder/CEO of  "Independent Slave Companion Unity [ISCU.]" (CLOSED) Proffesional certified slavegirl (Current owner: see my bio)
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